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Guys I am so insecure I just declined an invite to...
Im really 18. Im so insecure. So basically i just got invited to go camping out in the middle of nowhere but good forests and stuff with 2 of my other guy "friends" and 6 girls who were all their friends, since i obviously dont have any friends that are girls. so to sum it up, im so insecure of myself of everything i declined, and most important im so insecure my other 2 guy friends are good looking and social who are popular with bigger dicks will get all the 6 girls and i would just be wasting my time and sitting there awkwardly wasting life. the 6 girls are all smoking hot too so it makes me even more insecure as i have never touched or felt the essence of a female specimen of any species. camping trip is just think of those typical camping trips or road trips that hot young teenagers in those recent horror movies. nothing heavy but just essentials, a lot of alcohol, drugs, m, weed, ecs, and more alcohol, obv those 2 guy friends brought condoms like a 24 pack but ive never bought or even touched a condom irl. so here are some pics of my 2 guy friends and the 6 girls.
first guy =

6'2-6'3, good 190 lbs aesthetic built athletic broad heroic masculine machine. like 10-11% bf , the type of woman find big and sexy. estimated dick length: 9 inches
second guy =

6'2 the cuter pretty boy of the 2. a bit skinnier but girls dig this build as well especially the jailbaits, i would guess 170 lbs. the pic also shows a female, just an example of the typical girls these 2 men pull. estimated dick length: 7.5 inches
now the girls, these girls are all smoking sexy typical white dumb college freshman blonde or brunette wear a skimpy top with some super tight jean short shorts, nice long skinny fat but sexy legs that are tanned to a crisp gold of perfection with flappy sexy sounding flip flops. few piercings on each ear, piercing on belly.






YES I KNOW. **** ME. its too late now. i already DECLINED. they are leaving tomorrow morning early. man honestly those girls are so hot ive always fantasized about having sex with them and also to that they will be wearing skimpy and next to nothing at the camps and they will all be more natural and just animalistic like camping and surviving in the wild. i hate myself right now.
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wow U DUN GOOFED holy chit OP chase them down you buck-toothed flaming phaggot! get off misc and GO!
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For some reason i dont believe anything in any of your posts chastitybrah.
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I would cock slap you
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those girls are fineeeee what the fuk man. you realize you are going to die someday right? like seriously have you thought about that? why do you take yourself so seriously?
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Brb not using imagination since too many pics.
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Coming at you bro
you're an idiot. why would you decline? make yourself do things like this and you'll break out of your shell.
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Don;t know if you're trolling or not but if you aren't i have advice for you. I remember you made another thread about how no amount of disgusting porn can get you off anymore. I think that's your problem. Stop watching porn and actually go outside and try things. Otherwise you will forever be an insecure person.
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now is your chance you small dicked loser... i hate you OP.
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Call back! Say you re-arranged plans or something so you could go.
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Call them up right now and go tomorrow.
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Originally Posted by CHASTITYBRAH
estimated dick length: 9 inches
estimated dick length: 7.5 inches
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DAMMIT OP GET ON THE PHONE WITH FRIEND NOW NOW NOW AND SAY YOU WANT TO GO IT IS NOT TOO LATE
Seriously bro I am very good at social skill, I just got done with a date with a beautiful girl and we sipped wine and made out on the beach while she told me how amazing my body and personality were.
They will still take you if you call them up and say nevermind I do I have time lets go party and **** some biches
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It's not too late. Drink a lot right now and in a while it'll seem like a good idea to call your buddies and let them know you're going.
Then just deal with whatever awkwardness is bound to happen. Maybe you can catch one of the heavenly blessed beauties taking a dump in the bushes or something.
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Call them up you stupid flamming phaggot and go
edit: I read your descriptions of your friends, you sound like you want their dick in your mouth
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*>They're leaving tomorrow
*>Yet OP thinks it's too late
*LOL bro just call them up and tell them you're ****ing going. *Those are the most amazing women I have seen in my life like they are literally like princesses or something they deserve everyone ounce of everything you got man. *I would kill for an opportunity just to meet them in real life that camping trip seems like a dream come true go for it man!
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PHUCK I responded before seeing the estimated dick length, in on troll thread
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*cries* u dun goofed bro
i wish i had opportunities like that....
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they needed you for 3 groups of threesomes. way to fck it up. i hope you regret this every night for the rest of your life phaggot
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call bros
tell them you'll meet them up there
problem solved
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the 1st girl and the 5th girl r groce
any guy who showed them respect could get them
wtf r u doing op ... if ur that much of a weirdo u cant talk to another human being
why dont u just kill urself? srs
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