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08-12-2011, 04:36 PM #1Registered User
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Ask a short guy anything thread (I have not started a thread in awhile, so why not?)
"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them falls to the ground outside of the Lord's will. So do not be afraid, or worry, for you are worth much more than many sparrows."
"Seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and the rest shall be given to you as well."
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08-12-2011, 04:38 PM #2Super Spreader
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<*Looks around the room>
Who said that?2 time survivor of The Great Misc Outages of 2022
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08-12-2011, 04:38 PM #3Master Roshi
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Do you think monks should be able to work at Taco Bells in Mexico?
And is there a place for heavy penguins in the kingdom of God?
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08-12-2011, 04:38 PM #4Banned
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Are u able to eat a whopper, or is it too large for your tiny hands?
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08-12-2011, 04:39 PM #5Registered User
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Yes!Originally Posted by IronCharles
"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them falls to the ground outside of the Lord's will. So do not be afraid, or worry, for you are worth much more than many sparrows."
"Seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and the rest shall be given to you as well."
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08-12-2011, 04:40 PM #6Registered User
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Originally Posted by djflex
On my way home from Church, I often eat a double Whopper with fries. I live an hour away and my son wants a toy.
"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them falls to the ground outside of the Lord's will. So do not be afraid, or worry, for you are worth much more than many sparrows."
"Seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and the rest shall be given to you as well."
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08-12-2011, 04:45 PM #7Super Spreader
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Would that be a cloudbreaker?Originally Posted by IronCharles
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08-12-2011, 04:48 PM #8Registered User
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I do not think that it would be, After all I was very confused by the question.Originally Posted by desslok
"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them falls to the ground outside of the Lord's will. So do not be afraid, or worry, for you are worth much more than many sparrows."
"Seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and the rest shall be given to you as well."
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08-12-2011, 05:09 PM #9Registered User
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Why are so many of our ex-US Military O35 members currently banned?Originally Posted by JolietKev
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08-12-2011, 05:25 PM #10Abe Froman
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When a tall person bumps their head on something that you know you'd walk right under does it amuse you? If so, do you try to hide it or do you just start laughing, pointing, and making fun of them?
No one raindrop believes it is to be blamed for the flood. -anonymous
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08-12-2011, 05:29 PM #11Nihilist
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That is such a weird commercial.....but it does make me lol....Originally Posted by djflex
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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08-12-2011, 05:30 PM #12GO GREEN!
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Originally Posted by IronCharles
are you too short to break the ice?
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08-12-2011, 05:33 PM #13Finally accused of juicin
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When you go to a bar do tall people try to use your head as a drink coaster?
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08-12-2011, 05:38 PM #14☼☼☼
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a 5-star thread.
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08-12-2011, 05:52 PM #15Registered User
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It may be due to the liberal nature of the media. We are a different breed.Originally Posted by ...Kennedy
"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them falls to the ground outside of the Lord's will. So do not be afraid, or worry, for you are worth much more than many sparrows."
"Seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and the rest shall be given to you as well."
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08-12-2011, 05:54 PM #16Registered User
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I try to hide the fact that I am amused, and then I think, you had it coming you tall bastar*.Originally Posted by cozener
"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them falls to the ground outside of the Lord's will. So do not be afraid, or worry, for you are worth much more than many sparrows."
"Seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and the rest shall be given to you as well."
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08-12-2011, 05:54 PM #17Registered User
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I am just thankfull that I have been asked the question.Originally Posted by tmonkey
"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them falls to the ground outside of the Lord's will. So do not be afraid, or worry, for you are worth much more than many sparrows."
"Seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and the rest shall be given to you as well."
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08-12-2011, 05:57 PM #18Registered User
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I have not been to a "bar" in years. I would say 1997.Originally Posted by Corbi
"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them falls to the ground outside of the Lord's will. So do not be afraid, or worry, for you are worth much more than many sparrows."
"Seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and the rest shall be given to you as well."
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08-12-2011, 06:02 PM #19Banned
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Does being short entitle you to get disability, or any other goverment benefits?
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08-12-2011, 06:06 PM #20O_o \m/
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Do you think big Mexicans like to obstruct your access to cilantro in the supermarket because of your height?
lmaoOriginally Posted by desslok
lmao part 2Originally Posted by Corbi
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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08-12-2011, 06:08 PM #21O_o \m/
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How bad does everyones crotches smell around 2pm on a hot day?*
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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08-12-2011, 06:08 PM #22I grunt
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Do you qualify as a dwarf? If so, dwarfs are not allowed to start chat threads.
I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. ~ Thomas Jefferson
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08-12-2011, 06:08 PM #23Registered User
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I wish. I have been trying to get PTSD benefits from the VA for the past three years and they do everything they can to keep from paying their vets. I was a fan of the Govt, however I have seen how they take care of those who take care of them. Not Pretty.Originally Posted by djflex
"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them falls to the ground outside of the Lord's will. So do not be afraid, or worry, for you are worth much more than many sparrows."
"Seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and the rest shall be given to you as well."
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08-12-2011, 06:11 PM #24Registered User
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Wow.... lol that takes me back. Those damn mexicans.Originally Posted by Keltron
"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them falls to the ground outside of the Lord's will. So do not be afraid, or worry, for you are worth much more than many sparrows."
"Seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and the rest shall be given to you as well."
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08-12-2011, 06:24 PM #25Registered User
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Would you have been a porn star if not for circumcisions beyond your control?
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08-12-2011, 06:26 PM #26Registered User
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Not sure what you mean by CBYC? But I guess I would have said yes in my younger days. I did have "relations" with sisters when I was in the Army.Originally Posted by Barry Bonds
"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them falls to the ground outside of the Lord's will. So do not be afraid, or worry, for you are worth much more than many sparrows."
"Seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and the rest shall be given to you as well."
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08-12-2011, 06:27 PM #27Banned
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Do you wear a mask on halloween in order to disguise yourself as a child to get free candy?
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08-12-2011, 06:29 PM #28Registered User
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I do not go out on Halloween, yet that would be a good option if I liked candy. I may try that one day. However I am tooo wideOriginally Posted by djflex
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"Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them falls to the ground outside of the Lord's will. So do not be afraid, or worry, for you are worth much more than many sparrows."
"Seek first His kingdom and His righteousness, and the rest shall be given to you as well."
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08-12-2011, 06:30 PM #29Master Roshi
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If you had the opportunity, would you punch Randy Newman in the knee?
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08-12-2011, 06:32 PM #30Saved
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What is up JK? Thanks for starting this thread. Lot's of lulz in here. BTW, sorry about using the low urinal. I do that so I don't have to stand as far back from the wall.
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