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    Pass a urine drug test in 7 Days? Is this possible? (srs)(1k reps)

    Long story short place I work at was bought out by a new company and the transition is near complete. I was given some inside info that a new drug testing program will be started. Tests start next wednesday and no one is excluded. Heres my deboggle, can I pass a piss test in 7 days if I smoke 3-4 times a week? Or did I dun goof? Tips on passing or stories are welcome.



    From research it seems my best bet is to drink 2 gallons water/day, hit cardio hard, and take vit b, creatine, and aspirin the day of the test.




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    well stop smoking for now. when i was trying to join the army i had failed for pot at the recruiting center, so they had me drink some type of baby juice (half a bottle) and a whole gallon of cranberry juice over night so the next day when i went to meps i would pass, and i did. i cant guarantee it will work but it worked for me.

    EDIT: the point of the cranberry juice is to dilute it just like water does but your piss will still have color and not be clear. if its one of those at home drug tests those are really easy to pass. if its at a hospital or something they are a little trickier.
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    Originally Posted by Chronic1553 View Post
    well stop smoking for now. when i was trying to join the army i had failed for pot at the recruiting center, so they had me drink some type of baby juice (half a bottle) and a whole gallon of cranberry juice over night so the next day when i went to meps i would pass, and i did. i cant guarantee it will work but it worked for me.
    How often did u smoke?
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    Go on vacation for a couple weeks
    actually a good idea.
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    All my bro does is drink **** tons of water for a week when going in for drug test.
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    Originally Posted by mach430 View Post
    Go on vacation for a couple weeks
    not possible to take a long vacation with only a weeks notice......
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    3-4 times a week? Yes you will definitely pass. I read (from a reliable source) that is unusual for people who smoke occassionally to fail a piss test after 3 days. hold on while I find it for you.

    EDIT: Well I found it on wiki:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_te...0_days_or_more

    Under the typical 50 ng/mL cutoff for THC in the United States, an occasional or one-off user would be very unlikely to test positive beyond 3–4 days since the last use, and a chronic user would be unlikely to test positive much beyond 7 days. Using a more sensitive cutoff of 20 ng/mL (less common but still used by some labs), the most likely maximum times are 7 days and 21 days, respectively.[43] However, one must remember that every individual is different, and detection times can vary due to metabolism or other factors.
    And a link to the actual source: http://www.ndci.org/sites/default/fi...n_Window_0.pdf
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    -stop smoking weed asap, duh
    -lots of water
    -lots of exercise

    then do this the morning of the d test. your best bet is to try to dilute it.

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    Lay off the fat foods, TONS of cardio + water (2 gallons is a good, as long as your pissing about 1 gallon a day) You will be in the bathroom every 30 minutes. Everthing else you said is good to:


    From research it seems my best bet is to drink 2 gallons water/day, hit cardio hard, and take vit b, creatine, and aspirin the day of the test.
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    it's possible i was on 5 years felony papers and passed pissed tests from MY experience :
    tune up the cardio at the gym
    drink a gallon of cranberry juice for first 3 days the rest flush with gallon water
    like i said this is what worked for me what works for you may be different brah
    i also used niacin pills from time to time not sure if the pills are what worked ior not but prepare to turn red in places you never thought you can turn red
    have you looked into the drug flush they sell at gnc its like 50 bucks but its worth it i used it for job piss tests not probation and it works lol they say if it doesnt they refund ur moeny

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    Originally Posted by OrificeSpunk View Post
    Long story short place I work at was bought out by a new company and the transition is near complete. I was given some inside info that a new drug testing program will be started. Tests start next wednesday and no one is excluded. Heres my deboggle, can I pass a piss test in 7 days if I smoke 3-4 times a week? Or did I dun goof? Tips on passing or stories are welcome.



    From research it seems my best bet is to drink 2 gallons water/day, hit cardio hard, and take vit b, creatine, and aspirin the day of the test.




    For you time

    I do it all the time OP, and I smoke a lot of really good weed. Best thing you can do is keep up with extreme cardio obviously every day, take about 1k MG of Niacin + Multi + B-Vitamins every day

    The day of the test you have to take A b-vitamin, and only 1 B-Vitamin before the test, drink about .75 to 1 gallon of water and when you give your sample, simply give the end of your pee stream not the start.

    I have passed about 15 tests this way with up to and including only 4 days inbetween smoking weed.

    The secret is not to make your urine look obvious, if it comes out extremely neon yellow from taking too many B-Vitamins, they will lab test it and it will come up as a fail

    If it is too watered down with not enough color, they will lab test it and it will come out deluted and you will fail.

    Good luck OP and don't sweat it, 1 week is plenty of time to do what you need to do, Nician is key is in my opinion too, if you don't have some, get some.

    EDIT: With me I take the B-Vitamin 3 hours before the test, then proceed to drink .75 gallons of water.
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