RANT: The Real Deal, R.I.P.

[kvk1]

2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006

2006
Thread Deletion Era

2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008

2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28 2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009

2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach, 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010

2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit - mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011

2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011

Most of which provided by a core group of 15-20 people.

Thanks.

[theshoupguy]

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edit# I think with a title like this, we may get less random noobs than the last couple rants. It has more of a 'sit back and woah' factor than lolz, I'd say.
+ something about negs since Auschwitz
++ boobs
+++ food
++++ Obama's testicalectomies

[Tyrbolift]

A little drivel never killed anybody.

[darinaldi]

f♥y♥f

[ZoranM]

f♥y♥f

[BluntD]

Frustration about exercise ignorance, so I threw down the gauntlet

[SDFlip]

first

[HeavyMetalLover]

History has never been so interdasting

[darinaldi]

Frustration about exercise ignorance, so I threw down the gauntlet

shut the **** up already...seriously. nobody gives a flying **** k? I'm sorry, but is it possible to have one decent ****ing thing with about pointing a god damn ****ing thing out just once?

I guarantee, if i was there, and you said that to me, i would cut you down on the ****ing floor and punch you in the teeth until you bled and not stop until you weren't moving anymore. And i don't need you ****ing bringing up "5'10" 150" Bruce Lee was 130 pounds and could probably kill you in 2 seconds if he wanted. Bruce Lee actually, could throw a 235 pound opponent 15 feet across the room. HMMM Can you even throw a 235 pound man 2 feet? probably not. so shut the **** up. Weight is overrated. I know guys that're 165 pounds that can outlift you on anyday of the week guaranteed. Or how about you watch the video in that other post. I bet that guy outlifts you and he's almost my size hmmmmmm?

so please, for everyone's sake, nobody gives a ****, shut the **** up and do something CONSTRUCTIVE.

stop wasting my ****ing time you *******

[kvk1]

lol

[unity]

in b4 chazz... life is great
+ welcome back knowles!
++ did not even know holabola was a ranter

[BombDonald]

Maybe I'll try to spend some more time in here.

[GuyJin]

In on the first page of many which will express its frustration with the newbs, the twits, the twats, and the serious. Where is Chazzy when you need him? I mean, we've already had Zoran's stamp of approval--the Chazzter and TAAB have to show up.

[VoxExMachina]

Train. Eat. Neg. Repeat.

[darinaldi]

In on the first page of many which will express its frustration with the newbs, the twits, the twats, and the serious. Where is Chazzy when you need him? I mean, we've already had Zoran's stamp of approval--the Chazzter and TAAB have to show up.

It's not a real Rant these days until DJAuto gives it the thumbs up.

[medjen]

It's not a real Rant these days until DJAuto gives it the thumbs up.

Truth.

[VoxExMachina]

It's not a real Rant these days until Dom posts.

Fixed.

[ThickAsABrick]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah buddy

[therorschach]

[ThickAsABrick]

(from my ********) This just in, Weihenstephaner - Vitus beer is not that bad.

you meant to say very fcking good, which is correct

My rant destiny is slowly progressing to the next level. Job offer in DC vs Texas.

obvious choice is obvious

Sweetness. FYI, Tejas is ghey.

correct

You're too hip for Texas. You'll end up being the token "we don't like yer kind 'round here" guy. The choice is clear.

this

Choosing neither Texas nor DC (unless California is the only other option) is the correct choice.

location: michigan

Ain't a damn wrong with California sir. I take umbrage with the insinuation.

correct. would move to SoCal/10

I bet you feel really cool & powerful when neg'ing someone, however in the end you probably wont be able to neg your parents for making an ugly child

lulz

[VoxExMachina]

Brand new Rant isn't off page 1 yet?

[kvk1]

I never got to make a RANT while the tag function was still in use.

I would have been so boss at it.

This makes me feel pensively doleful.

[ThickAsABrick]

I never got to make a RANT while tag function was still in use.

I would have been so boss at it.

This makes me feel pensively doleful.

Your tags would have been shallow and pedantic.

[kvk1]

Your tags would have been shallow and pedantic.

Listen. Somebody has to keep this alive. It's not like I was dying to get up at 6 in the morning to make a new RANT and keep tradition alive.

I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug.

[VoxExMachina]

You should have titled it: "RANT: Tall People Got No Reason...No Reason to Lift"

[VoxExMachina]

Lulz.

*"General Knoxx update to Admiral Mikey, log file two. Do I really have to say that every time? Seems a bit verbose when updatin' you on my current actions and ordeals. Anyway, um, perhaps this is some kind of a joke sir. I had begun stock piling the munitions for what I believed to be the mission at hand, that is retaking Pandora to ensure our control over alien technology which ensures our intergalactic dominance, when I received a package from you marked 'Orders: Urgent.' Its contents included: a mix tape, fourteen sponges, and what I believed to be melted chocolate. I expect this situation to be rectified shortly. General Knoxx, out."

[ossizen]

Very interesting!

[ThickAsABrick]

Listen. Somebody has to keep this alive. It's not like I was dying to get up at 6 in the morning to make a new RANT and keep tradition alive.

I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug.

Neither did the miller when he left his house that morning.

[strongforgood]

Is this the O-50 rant?

[ThickAsABrick]

Is this the O-50 rant?

aka The Cougar Den