here you go
You laid on my naked body and applied your mouth to me without guilt or humiliation. You drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I awoke, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail. Only the sheets bore last night's events. My body still bears marks of your ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you. Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you, you fricking mosquito.
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08-05-2011, 06:29 AM #1not a man, just an idea
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This FB status will get you 10 likes, at minimum... SRS
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08-05-2011, 06:30 AM #2Professional Miscer
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hahahaha
only have 8 friendso
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08-05-2011, 06:31 AM #3♦ ɴɣϲ ϲrew ♦
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l0l but i only have 8 friends -__-
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08-05-2011, 06:32 AM #4Banned
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testingOriginally Posted by Kaduceus
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08-05-2011, 06:32 AM #5Registered User
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in.
*ZMA, Superpump MAX, Green Tea Extract, Garlic Extract, Fish Oil, Joint Supp.*
Come at Me!!!
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08-05-2011, 06:33 AM #6IWasToldThatICouldFly
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Damn i could only get 8 likes max :/
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08-05-2011, 06:33 AM #7not a man, just an idea
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well then you will get 8Originally Posted by iBrooklyn
"Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor."
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08-05-2011, 06:33 AM #8The Bringer of Love
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8 frieds :S
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08-05-2011, 06:34 AM #9
will admit, i lol'd.
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08-05-2011, 06:36 AM #10Eater of Planets
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If 10 friends do not like consider yourself negged. If i get atleast 10 you get repped.
5K+ guaranteed
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08-05-2011, 06:37 AM #11Tiptoe Through the Tulips
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got 1 like in under a min...
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08-05-2011, 06:37 AM #12Registered User
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I lol'd.. but how can I get 10 likes if I only have 8 friends?
Anyone who has "RIP Zyzz" in their sig is a complete *******.
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08-05-2011, 06:38 AM #13Registered User
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- Location: Virginia, United States
- Age: 37
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testing
guys i not afriad 2 show my boobs cuz they r just boobs but i aint a slut yall so sorry i aint showing cuz i have respect for my self
Rep: 7/12/2008 @ 5:26pm = 35.
Rep: 7/12/2008 @ 5:27pm = 547.
THANKS LIFE ALERT!
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08-05-2011, 06:38 AM #14Banned
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Lol in awaiting results
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08-05-2011, 06:39 AM #15Registered User
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LOL, posting it up now!
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08-05-2011, 06:41 AM #16Registered User
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Testing........................................... .................................................. ................................
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08-05-2011, 06:41 AM #17not a man, just an idea
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I fear no manOriginally Posted by MusclesGlasses
"Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor."
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08-05-2011, 06:43 AM #18Registered User
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Tests going well? Tempted to try
++ Positive Crew ++
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08-05-2011, 06:43 AM #19Thread Killer
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All 8 of my friends just set this as their status. Wtf???
PILLOW FUK Band Member
+POSITIVE CREW+
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08-05-2011, 06:44 AM #20Professional Miscer
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y u so cheekyOriginally Posted by Zoolancer
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08-05-2011, 06:45 AM #21Banned
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Been 5 mins and none as of yet (420 friends) but not many online.
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08-05-2011, 06:46 AM #22Rep Power: 155Originally Posted by MusclesGlasses
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08-05-2011, 06:46 AM #23Registered User
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I thought you were talking about a girl and then I kept reading like LOL man so like it wasn't a girl you were talking about and i was like wow so cool - then I realized, mosquito!
Been chatting to a 14 year old girl online. She's funny, sexy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop! How cool is that at her age!?
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08-05-2011, 06:47 AM #24eatliftsurfeatliftsurfeat
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Testing. Will post screenshot of likes...
Edit: PhuckLast edited by surfeatliftsurf; 08-05-2011 at 11:21 AM.
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08-05-2011, 06:47 AM #25Registered User
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That is bigger than someone liking it then. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.Originally Posted by Zoolancer
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08-05-2011, 06:49 AM #26Bulking on doughnuts srs
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posted but its not even 7am here
Bulking to 200
4k+
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08-05-2011, 06:52 AM #27Registered User
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kind of scared of post.. oh well, everyone already thinks im some kind of perv or sex addict anyway. im afraid ppl will just read the first couple of lines and block me :/
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08-05-2011, 06:52 AM #28Lol ty.
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lol i have to try this!!!
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08-05-2011, 06:59 AM #29IPF4LYFE
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Hahah, epic ending.
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08-05-2011, 07:01 AM #30
Of my 8 friends, I got 7 likes and one comment calling me a moron
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