AwareOriginally Posted by Irezumi
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08-04-2011, 12:35 PM #61ǝןʇıʇ ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ ɯoʇsnɔ
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In B4 "Strong 1rd post"
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08-04-2011, 12:35 PM #62grip and sip
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First*
Then 30-90 seconds later*
Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both. -Benjamin Franklin
Squat - 365x3 Dead - 385x4 Bench - 245x5
Packers/Badgers - Lets get it
40+ lbs lost, still going
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08-04-2011, 12:38 PM #63Registered User
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I felt disgusted srs.
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08-04-2011, 12:38 PM #64I'm A Wizard, Harry
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like sandbags
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08-04-2011, 12:40 PM #65Registered User
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"Hmm, her a** hole felt better".
Yes srs, she wanted to do anal as a 'try-out' before losing real virginity. 7 months of waiting around, and it was snowing outside as well.
All I can remember thinking during the first proper time, was how warm it felt.
She made me bail after like 5 minutes though due to the pain of doing it, so didnt come first time >_>
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08-04-2011, 12:44 PM #66Registered User
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Aw man yea. Those babysitter chicks never want to give out BJs though. I once asked for one and she refused but then I just got it out and said "at least give it a kiss" and then she was all over that sh!t. Srs. That's how I lost my V-Card.Originally Posted by Irezumi
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08-04-2011, 12:45 PM #67It is time to Slam/Jam
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08-04-2011, 12:46 PM #68Registered User
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08-04-2011, 12:47 PM #69Banned
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"maybe my uncle will go away now"
wat
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08-04-2011, 12:53 PM #70Run until it hurts
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lol thisOriginally Posted by VW_R32
**MISC Running Crew**
You are what you eat, love what you are.
"are u guys fuking wizard chefs??? surely u don't eat like this all the time...." TheDarkKnight27
I may or may not have gotten my avi idea from American_Psycho
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08-04-2011, 12:53 PM #71Texas Crew
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inb4 "I am so happy I got this job at the morgue"
One party system; Most Republicans are Democrats, but no Democrats are Republicans.
Hayek and Mises were right; they're all socialists.
"To Call something fair or unfair is a subjective value judgment and not liable to any verification" Ludwig Von Mises
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08-04-2011, 12:55 PM #72Ex Sports Card Shop Owner
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The first time I masturbated was more memorable. Didn't know what the fck was going on, I just new stroking my dick felt really good so I kept going faster...next thing I know gooey sh!t was flying out of it. Was like wtf just happened. Thought my penis broke and was going to ask my parents what happened. But then again when I was younger I also asked my mom what a boner was one day.Originally Posted by Kraken
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08-04-2011, 12:56 PM #73start weight: 140lbs
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"well that lasted longer than*I*expected.."
υк яєω☆☆☆
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08-04-2011, 12:57 PM #74Registered User
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Well right after I finished I was trying to figure out how to get rid of the body
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No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training...what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates
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08-04-2011, 12:58 PM #75RP R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution
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Your life will never be a straight path.”
“To not only take risks, but to be open to life. To accept new views and to be open to new opinions. While it may be frightening, it will also be rewarding. Because the chances you take… the people you meet… the people you love…the faith that you have—that’s what’s going to define your life.”
“And when you fall throughout life, fall forward.”
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08-04-2011, 01:01 PM #76Texas Crew
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lol I am actually glad I didn't discover mastubration and all that other stuff before sex, honestly. My bother and a few of my friends have almost all been caught doing something sick with their dicks at one point. lol My mother walked in on my brother trying to **** the faucet in the bath tub once, my buddies would stick their dicks in anything to get off. WTF, I didn't want any part of that if drives people to do that kind of stuff. lolOriginally Posted by cadetduke
One party system; Most Republicans are Democrats, but no Democrats are Republicans.
Hayek and Mises were right; they're all socialists.
"To Call something fair or unfair is a subjective value judgment and not liable to any verification" Ludwig Von Mises
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08-04-2011, 01:03 PM #77
Two thoughts:
1) "Now you're a man! A M-A-N MAN!"
2) "Ugh, it phuarkin' smells like fish in here"
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08-04-2011, 01:50 PM #78Banned
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"Aw yea... HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG. Damn that was short. "
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08-04-2011, 02:32 PM #79Registered User
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before:"this will be magical and like nothing else in the world"
after: *"well was okay"
just gets better tho
felt like superman the day after tho, tellin all my friends."Ain't nuthin to it but to do it" - Ronnie Coleman
On dat photosynthesis time for increased test levels
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08-04-2011, 02:35 PM #80Registered User
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everythingwentbetterthanexpected
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08-04-2011, 02:41 PM #81Registered User
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"Why didn't we use a condom? I hope she is on the pill" was exactly what I thought. Next day had to go with her to find some clinic for morning after pills....
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08-04-2011, 02:42 PM #82IFBB BRO
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"im fuarrrkin zeez man"
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08-04-2011, 02:48 PM #83█──█
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at first I was like hnggggggghhhhh then I was like fuark i'm no longer a virgin...Now i'm like pussywillbepussy
Strength is more useful than weakness.
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08-04-2011, 02:48 PM #84฿itcoin
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Do you accept credit?
RIP Kobe & Gigi.
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08-04-2011, 02:50 PM #85Registered User
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really? i was more like everythingwentalittleworsethanexpectedbutstillamaz ingOriginally Posted by Jetlyfe
"Ain't nuthin to it but to do it" - Ronnie Coleman
On dat photosynthesis time for increased test levels
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08-04-2011, 02:51 PM #86Registered User
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you cant even spell lose
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08-04-2011, 02:58 PM #87Registered User
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First thought: "Man I'm gonna tell ERRRRRRRRRBODY!!"
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08-04-2011, 02:59 PM #88Oops back to cutting
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First thought: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuark I need a beer to make this whale look better so I stop hating myself tonight"
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08-04-2011, 03:01 PM #89
"I"m hammered drunk, my clothes are covered in puke, now I have to go back to my parents house who are absolutely awake....challengeaccepted.jpg"
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08-04-2011, 03:02 PM #90ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ
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