I almost died today (reps till im out 24k)

[BT160]

lhas happened to me, not the same conditions and i would have died if it wasnt for my buddy. Props man for catching up to that thing! Hows it feel do anything special since?

Well I went and got chipotle, then came home and fapped. That's about it. Oh and I repped some people in this thread. Probably gonna have my girlfriend come over later

I mean as soon as you saw the waves were that size, especially when it's raining, why would you keep going to where the shoreline wasn't visible? And by yourself no less? It just doesn't make sense to me why you would put yourself in a life threatening situation like that. It's your life bro, but bring a friend next time.

Well like I said the lake was pretty nice when I first started riding, then once I got decently far out it started picking up. There was a big freight ship I was trying to go see so I wasnt gonna turn around after I made it that far

[mattwhey]

the dicksucking for reps is hilarious in this thread.

[BT160]

the dicksucking for reps is hilarious in this thread.

How so?

[Roniboney]

Something along those lines happened to me but in a much more dangerous scenario. Scuba diving in France when my air began to get low so I went up to see where the group had gone.Well apparently they didn't remember that the one Irish guy wasn't there and I was left 4 miles out from the shore and could see the boat driving off.It was raining.storm was brewing.Well I dropped my tank off of me(which I sure as **** wasn't paying for) pooped my cord and inflatable buoy so they could potentially find it ,left the jacket and started swimming.

Waves were high so I found an actual buoy and held on for dear life. Coast guard came and picked me up after about an hour.Srsly thank god for wetsuits cos I'd probably be dead.

[BT160]

Something along those lines happened to me but in a much more dangerous scenario. Scuba diving in France when my air began to get low so I went up to see where the group had gone.Well apparently they didn't remember that the one Irish guy wasn't there and I was left 4 miles out from the shore and could see the boat driving off.It was raining.storm was brewing.Well I dropped my tank off of me(which I sure as **** wasn't paying for) pooped my cord and inflatable buoy so they could potentially find it ,left the jacket and started swimming.

Waves were high so I found an actual buoy and held on for dear life. Coast guard came and picked me up after about an hour.Srsly thank god for wetsuits cos I'd probably be dead.

dude thats rediculous. Such a bad feeling seeing it drive away. Thats good the coast guards got you

[SydneyAaron]

don't mean to rain on your parade, but all those people who said "gj" and "glad ur safe" don't actually mean it

they just want ur reps

funny thing is if u didnt put (reps 2k) at the end of the title, this thread whouldve died in 5 minutes and not it past 1 page

[swaptrex]

in like sean

[i_will]

Good luck with your 'staying alive' goals in 2011.

[GooDooG]

wait were you wearing a life jacket or what?

[BrollicWraith]

scary ****, brah

gjdm for staying alive

[BT160]

don't mean to rain on your parade, but all those people who said "gj" and "glad ur safe" don't actually mean it

they just want ur reps

funny thing is if u didnt put (reps 2k) at the end of the title, this thread whouldve died in 5 minutes and not it past 1 page

Ive been here longer than you. I know how these things work dumbass

[HarryBalzac]

felt queasy reading that. Reminds me of this

[SydneyAaron]

Ive been here longer than you. I know how these things work dumbass

so you intentially put (reps till im out 24k) just because u wanted replies?

i hope u feel better about urself knowing that all these people dont actually give a fuk about u, they just suck cock for reps

[hjhalaf]

We're you scared you might have run into one of these things?

[Cereal_Guy]

not to demean your experience or whatever, but:

1) you probably had a life jacket on (if you were following the law), which makes swimming long distances much easier (maybe not as fast, but not as exhausting)

2) you were on a lake

4) you didn't almost die, not even come close

the worst that could have happened would be your jet ski driving off even further and you would have been in the water for a few hours, until you made it back to shore. like some other guy said, it's not like there were some strong currents pulling you out to the ocean

[MillerLite13]

lucky lucky lucky man. feels good to have good luck

[xTreMeGAiN]

guys its a LAKE not like he can drift off to japan or whatever




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gjdm

You do realize Lake Erie's surface area is 25,744 km square right? With Max length being 388 km, and width being 92 km.

[boxer1234]

-Took the jet ski out on the lake
-Was starting to rain and the waves were like 5-6 feet (Bad Idea)
-Decided to see how far out I could go, couldnt see the shoreline anymore
-Was going around 40mph and hit a wave sideways and flew off about 10 feet
-The rip cord broke (Which is supposed to shut the engine off)
-I find myself floating in the middle of lake erie with a jet ski slowly driving away, in a rainstorm with 6 foot waves
-Swam my ass off to the circling jet ski around 200 yards away
-Feels good to be in shape man

GJDM

now go slay a bunch of bitches to celebrate

[OneManArmy13]

exactly why i refuse to go near deeper than my height (everything other than my pool) and i refuse to learn how to swim....i dont wanna die!~

[Love Pirate]

How did you almost die if you were wearing a life jacket? They are designed to keep your head afloat no matter what. It should have kept you floating out there long enough for someone to come get you if your jetski had gone away. Either way good job catching it. Badass story

[RoscoeBlunt]

makes me want to start swimming now. if that happened to me i'd be ****ed lol

[KuRdiSh]

6 foot waves in a lake? Ummm

[PlayTheGameBRAH]

damn

[Captain Amazing]

Glad to hear you're safe brah

[Dugey1]

Glad your ok...innn

[jaredmt]

holy crap i did the same thing last week except it was on a row boat and it was in a lake and my life was not in danger at all

[Jerma]

that's ****ing epicly beastly!

[futbolista89]

I don't see what's the big deal, if you had a life jacket on (srs) You were in a lake, so they would have found you. Still scary, but you didn't quite cheat death.

[BT160]

How did you almost die if you were wearing a life jacket? They are designed to keep your head afloat no matter what. It should have kept you floating out there long enough for someone to come get you if your jetski had gone away. Either way good job catching it. Badass story

It wasnt the thick ass orange ones you get on a boat, it was pretty thin. You try swimming in the middle of lake erie with 6 foot waves slamming on you. Not exaclty "Near death" but if I wasnt in the shape I was in or couldn't swim I wouldve been in trouble. Mind you there were absolutely no boats in the water at all and I was feeling myself slowly sinking when I wouldnt kick my legs.

lol @ some of you thinking you knew how my scenerio went when your sitting on your computer, rather than being there experiencing it like I was

[LocalDealer]

You:

-Strong as fuark
-Owns a jet ski, taking it out on a Wednesday afternoon
-24k rep power

Me:

Jelly