Help me with a comeback to this ******** comment (will rep, 56k)

[DBee]

I posted this as my status:

I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear because she obviously had trouble listening.


Some douche commented: and you wonder why you are single, hmmmmm

[Realomegablaze]

guy or girl?

[post pic]

[TheQuadfather]

''Say that to my face fuker not online and see what happens''

[CarlMcGuirk]

"at least I don't wonder why I'm attracted to men like you are"

[twdy]

u are 1 fukin cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fukin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

[Realomegablaze]

Well regardless if it's a guy or girl tell them:

"STFU before i black your eye like i did hers..."

[whyyoumad18]

say this and he will never bother you again

No offense bro but you are the ugliest mother****er I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a pinata. Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass. ****s disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something. Peace.

[lzygoalmstr17]

ur 1 cheeky kunt mate..... lol no, reply with something like "silence is golden, but duct tape is silver"

[oOoJUNIORoOo]

Not much to wonder about, your mom was pretty clear about being exclusive.

or something like that

[BradInPhx]

"Backhand is control, Open Fist is abuse"

[_chef_]

douche is asking for trouble.

Your next line should be something along the lines of "do you know what you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice"

keep flaming the douche with misogyn jokes

[scrace]

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actual...ly just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day.

[Realomegablaze]

"STFU before i black your eye like i did hers..."

[Aerzy]

Call em a *******. Problem solved.

[melon247]

reply with

"I'm single because I'm not a part of your fuking system tool bag, let me lay it on you, I got 3 iv drips hooked up to the viens in my serratus leading directly to the balls pumping creatine and whey, I dont go with that **** an hour and a half I go catabolic, that should give you an idea of how fuking swole I am, i'm 175 5% bodyfat you know what that means you ITT tech douchebag? It means I can put your face in the grinder bitch. Yeah thats what I thought, show me where you pee from before I dig it out."

[bilaba70]

Goldengains/Swolebraah, I summon thee

[Sykonaut]

"At least I know why I am. What's your excuse?"
"Because I don't want to date someone with no sense of humor?"
"It's a ******** status, bro."

[Jeddore]

"and you wonder why you're red? Negged, *******"

[EXV]

u are 1 fukin cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fukin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

^ this. rep this man right meow!

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[Abjaar]

single..... digit bodyfat % awwww yeaaah u mad?

[TheDesertFox]

if someone said that, i'd be a bit raged tbh, that dude sounds like a ******* hater. Anyways, we need some background info on him or at least a pic to make it hurt more

[RememberThis]

dont use a fuking copypasta plz

[twdy]

Pretty tired, meself, but imma hoist me britches and go to the gym affer luncheon

[raans91]

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

[thebeagle]

"better then having a 3/10 whale"

[GetHugeBrah]

I know that feel bro. I hate ****s who arnt brahs. I say so much good sht about this kid, and like his pics and sht, and the ******* all ways comments on my status with sht like in the OP and people who are haters give his comment a bunch of likes.

Kid is a fukin failure at life (failed college algebra and precalc lawl) and get 0 chicks and fukin makes comments like that.

[DBee]

single..... digit bodyfat % awwww yeaaah u mad?

i like this - single..... digit bodyfat % awwww yeaaah, come at me

btw id wreck this dude in real life so I'm not to worried about that, it's some nerd

[Cr3echer]

"and you wonder where your girl was last night, hmmmmmm"

[MiscMessiah]

"because im an alpha male i live in a different world than you. you take them out to dinner i bang them in the bathroom. you want something you plan on how to get it, me i take it. i get what i want and the scraps i leave to guys like you. You live in fear of guys like me because you envy us. you wish you had the balls to just say fuk but you cant, cause its easier living on your knees *******."

[TheDesertFox]

i like this - single..... digit bodyfat % awwww yeaaah, come at me

btw id wreck this dude in real life so I'm not to worried about that, it's some nerd

call him a ******* if u use that line though, like "single..... digit bodyfat % u *******, where u at?"




oh wait, just respond with "haters gon hate"