Hot girl in my bed RIGHT NOW (dat ass) (spoon pics)

[JamesBRAH]

Put a bottle of chloroform and a damp rag next to the bed, that'll get her thinking when she wakes up.

[wingnutks]

Listen OP, this will work.
Keep your boxers on, but make sure your sporting wood. Then gently caress her hair and ear until she slowly wakes up. Then whisper lightly into her ear...
"shhhhhh, be still, lets not turn this rape into a murder."

[Juvitee]

wtf this thread is becoming very very creepy quickly^

in. for OP to fail... its been an hour.. either OP is still hitting that or he failed and jumped off the balcony of his apartment

[dolanUncle]

op is the sexless innkeeper

i lol'd

[pewpee]

lol i wonder what she would have done if she woke up to you taking a picture of her with a spoon in it

rofl

[boosteddatsun]

update mothafuker

[TML89]

Yeah, like everyone has already said... if you didn't hit the previous night then most likely you aren't going to be hitting this morning unless you step your game up...


I'm sure you could've been able to hit earlier but just fuccked up somehow..

[bigdogg2]

Udates

[ProfVanhellsing]

[Ok9988]

OP's a *******

[brb_baseball]

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[Weezy32]

Lmao 5 star thread would read again. Threads like this are why i love coming to misc.

One of my good friends did something simillar. There was a girl w a really nice ass that used to work w us. My friend had a house and he used to throw parties. He ended up w that girl sleeping over in his bed. He said she stripped down to panties and bra and layed down in his bed saying "Tony i know you are a gentleman and wont try anything" Poor guy layed next to her with a raging bonner until 3am. After 3 he said he went to the bathroom jerked off and preceeded to play guitar heri for tge rest of the night.

This is the same girl that ****ed 2up other guys from work. When he told ys that story i couldnt stop laughing.

[Bishop610]

her waking up: where am i, what the fuk are you doing?
OP scrambling: what, uhh, nothing
her: no, you were standing there and you just put something in that drawer
OP frozen in terror
her in drawer: wtf is this, a camera...and a spoon? wtf is wrong with you what were you planning to do
OP:....
her: you better not have been taking pics of me, i'm calling campus police
OP: no, wait, its just for BB.com
her: what?!?!
OP: the spoon, its so they will rep me...


bish gathers her things and runs for her life, recounts horror story to friends for next ten years as a cautionary tale

[EyesCold]

Agreed- I would go naked man superman pose... works 66% of the time

definitely this

[Curlzbrah]

Lettuce be cereal, if she is a nice bish make her some breakfast and be nice but also direct. Ask her out this morning.

If she is just a bish barely smash-worthy, go for teh sexx0rs. (act like you wake up cuddling with her and a huge bonar.)

[SoyEnergy]

in4update

[kentbeef]

op is the sexless innkeeper

LoL aware.

Op if the bitch didn't sleep with you when she was drunk you have no chance in the morning when she is sober. However I am keen to **** you, give me your number now you little ****.

[PopWarLock]

Lmao 5 star thread would read again. Threads like this are why i love coming to misc.

One of my good friends did something simillar. There was a girl w a really nice ass that used to work w us. My friend had a house and he used to throw parties. He ended up w that girl sleeping over in his bed. He said she stripped down to panties and bra and layed down in his bed saying "Tony i know you are a gentleman and wont try anything" Poor guy layed next to her with a raging bonner until 3am. After 3 he said he went to the bathroom jerked off and preceeded to play guitar heri for tge rest of the night.

This is the same girl that ****ed 2up other guys from work. When he told ys that story i couldnt stop laughing.

FFFUUUU that makes me rage so hard

[puritania]

haha, this is exactly like a dude I used to live with. He brough this girl home like three nights in a row, she was only sleeping over because she lived far away and we lived next to uni. The third night I heard him begging her to take her pantyhoses off but she just pretended to sleep or be drunk or whatever while he continued to whisper-shout her name and asking if she was sleeping. The amount of betaness was out of this world.

I just bertstared the slut every time I bumped into her around the house, she did not like my rapeface I think. Away she went anyways

[cadetduke]

This was back in 1999. Girl slept on my bed in college because she was tired and just got off work. Well my rommate was already asleep, I was playing some chain of command (2am games) on my PC but by 5am I was tired as fck and had no where to sleep. So I said fck it and got in bed next to her. I was like, man I have to at least grap this perfect ass. So I casually place my hand on it but acted like I was asleep and didn't know what I was doing, She never woke up so I knew I was good for the next 30 mins or so and just kept it there. Was such a good night. My almost puerto rican experience.

[shaker_cup]

MISC HAT


Naaaooooooo

[blackhatt]

This is creepy as ffuuuuu

[n3wborn]

You should start screaming that there is a house fire so she'll run out the house half naked, then lock the door behind her

[heartswild]

waiting on OP update... nakee spoon pic

[tazman7]

Thatlovemuffin/10

[SoberToaster]

not gonna lie. below average face.
not sure if mirin.

[Phaggotron]

This was back in 1999. Girl slept on my bed in college because she was tired and just got off work. Well my rommate was already asleep, I was playing some chain of command (2am games) on my PC but by 5am I was tired as fck and had no where to sleep. So I said fck it and got in bed next to her. I was like, man I have to at least grap this perfect ass. So I casually place my hand on it but acted like I was asleep and didn't know what I was doing, She never woke up so I knew I was good for the next 30 mins or so and just kept it there. Was such a good night. My almost puerto rican experience.

strong sexual harassment/exploitation brah.

[Fizzle02]

just wait till she leaves and then dry hump the side of the bed she slept on......











waitwut?

[Saukrates]

[rtljmc17]

wait for op to deliver lulz