Brahs - HELP MY FIANCEE WIN MODELING CONTEST (srs)

[DLove86]

Misc, help my fiancee win a modeling competition!

Why?
- GREAT girlfriend / fiancee
- Strong love (no joke- she got with me when I weighed 360 pounds and looked like an ogre...see below)
- Aspiring doc - in med/opt school and could really use the funds / TYR gift cert for workout stuff
- Gives MISCers reason to believe that good woman exists!

CLICK BELOW AND VOTE!
http://triathlon.competitor.com/2011...hment/damarisb

Ok so due to popular demand and a lot of WTFs, I decided to share our story with the Misc, so that you guys can realize that there ARE good women out there. I'm gonna have fun with the story (might as well) but if interested in just cliffs, read cliffs.

OUR STORY - PART I

The date was May 25, 2005. It was my senior year of high school and I was relieved. Since that day, I’ve never returned back to MAST, but the memories still linger. Especially of that one afternoon, when at 3:30 PM on the dot, I realized how jealous I was of some comments being made towards a skinny Cuban girl named Damaris. And that’s how this all all began…

……………

I’ve always been a pretty old school guy. I was raised conservatively, but I had that right amount of rebellious nature that complimented my sarcastic, smart ass teenage angst that enabled this whole scenario to play out. AP Environmental Science - 7th period : a girl throws a crinkled piece of paper at my cousin sitting to my left. The paper glances off his right temple innocently enough, yet the gleam in his eye begs to differ. “Ow!” he yells. Puzzled but weary of my cousin’s tricks, I play along: “Damaris! I can’t believe you just tossed that! Yo, you ok?” He smirks - its on. “Nah man, my eye hurts. Come with me to the bathroom to check it out real quick.” I depart with him after asking our professor for permission and immediately we burst into laughter. Long story short (because I’m not one for trivial details) - we go to the bathroom and rub the hell out of his eye until its red then go up to the infirmary and get the nurse to give him a temporary eye patch, complete with ancient gauze and half sticky surgical tape. Ridiculous. We enter back into class, me clutching my cousin’s back, holding him up so that the acting is maximally convincing. My cousin mopes to his seat and plops down. A note awaits me on my desk:

“OMG! IS HE OK????? SO SRRY! I FEEL SO BAD. WRITE BACK.

DB”

Damaris. Tsk tsk tsk- so gullible its not even fair. Her desk mate Aysha is far from convinced, rolling her eyes at me and giving me the psychokinetic equivalent of the finger. I glare back and mouth “I cant believe you.” She starts crying softly…

The only time I ever felt worse while feeling enthralled with my own comical ingenuity was 2 weeks later when in a rare offensive maneuver, I sent DB my own note:

“HEY! Prom. U + me. Proton or electron?”

(yes, that’s a POSITIVE for yes and NEGATIVE for no. I was a Science Fair nerd…it happens).

She unfolds what is tantamount to a formal invitation in high school and giggles, then begins to scribble furiously. I learn through her underground tunnel (Aysha) that she is indeed keen with the idea of prom-ing it with me. My reply?

“LOL. JUST KIDDING.”

I wasn’t surprised when she later told me, two months into our relationship, that she still wasn’t sure whether us dating was real or me playing an elaborate and extended practical joke on her.

………………

“Damn man where the hell did she come from?”
“I don’t know but Im’a hit her up fo sho this summer. She looks fine.”

My friends David and Stefan were talking as DB smiled twirled her hair just a few feet away. I watched this whole scene unfold and was struck with curiosity as I began to get upset. What the hell did I care whether or not these two dudes wanted to “holler” at my girl? My girl…. MY girl? I shrugged my head. Must be the emotional toll of leaving high school…

20 minutes later- I take a picture that I cherish to this day. I give DB a hug, a surprisingly long kiss on the cheek and let her go. As I leave high school for the last time, I manage a quick “heh” and turn around and head towards the exit…as I see her flirting with him….

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Here's the pic we took on the last day of high school (shes a year below me).



OTHER PICS

ME BEFORE - ABOUT 400 LBS


ME NOW - ABOUT 250 LBS and dropping


My future wife!


CLIFFS
Competition
- vote for my fiancee cuz shes awesome

Story - Part I
- used to be mean to fiancee in high school (even asked her to prom then said JUST KIDDING for the lulz)
- first found out I was into her when I got jealous bc some friends were calling her hot

[swoleisme]

Voted. Pretty girl brah.

[DLove86]

Voted. Pretty girl brah.

thanks brah! repped!

[Leger429]

voted, she's banging brah. gjdm

[rawrburritos]

your gf hispanic brah?

mirin, voted

[Mike1991]

she went out with you when u were almost 400lbs? not sure if srs

[rubik_3x3x3]

Voted, but she gettin' destroyed in dat der poll.

Unbelievably fine, nonetheless. Gonna go look at the rest now.

EDIT: Yours should be winning. Looked at ~15 other pics, only mildly impressed by a few. That's not justice.

[chpalmer24]

voted. good luck to her brah!

[DLove86]

she went out with you when u were almost 400lbs? not sure if srs

dead srs. ive posted pics of us here before in an old "post pics of your gf" thread. ive lost 100+ lbs since and done a half Ironman so im trying to get my stuff together lol. Misc brahs inspire me with their swoleness!

thanks everyone for the votes...im gonna try to hit up everybody with measly reps.

[Achilles_1986]

Voted for her!

[lasonjin]

Voted. Girl is hot. But seriously...wtf...how are some of these other girls winning?

[HomeRunKingAK]

Voted

<----- mind like a trap and I recall the photos from the post you gals thread. Florida state of UFL right?

[CaliKingBrah]

voted and good luck

[deadfingers]

I'm assuming you just click "recommend" on the ******** button right? She looks like a keeper brah.

[Phaggotron]

voted. pics of you and her together?

[Proteinzz]

Voted.

Best of luck man

[DLove86]

Voted

<----- mind like a trap and I recall the photos from the post you gals thread. Florida state of UFL right?

Yeah! Haha elephant memory...

[DLove86]

Thx for votes Misc brethren- she's a great girl and deserve to beat those other fuglies lol...

ive given out too much rep in 24 hrs...will rep everybody on recharge!

im srs, once i get some time, im gonna create a thread on our story so that the Misc regains hope in women

[Alec Trevelyan]

Spoon pics Nao!

Then i'll vote and force others to lulz!

[beepbeep]

Voted. Cute girl, would fiancee.

[Borla118]

voted 6.4%

whenever a post like this comes up i feel like its me trying to get votes and i get all in to it


LETS DO THIS MISC

[Clean]

How is she getting destroyed in that poll? She's the best looking out of the bunch. There's even a Sarah Jessica Parker look alike in there lol.


BTW, post pics together for confirmation of association.



And did you fck her while you were 400 pounds?

[Tru_Knyte]

Done, up to 8ish percent

[smellmyfinger]

Voted bro, also spread word around work here to have buddies vote also, good luck!

[spandexmonkey]

8%

what kind of name is damaris btw srs

[samarrand]

OP be very cautious about the

[Deltoidbrah]

Misc, help my fiancee win a modeling competition!

Why?
- GREAT girlfriend / fiancee
- Strong love (no joke- she got with me when I weighed 360 pounds and looked like an ogre)
- Aspiring doc - in med school and could really use the funds / TYR gift cert for workout stuff
- Gives MISCers reason to believe that good woman exists! (will make epic post with our story on Misc once I have some time)

http://triathlon.competitor.com/2011...hment/damarisb

inb4 the misc is not your personal army

fukn strong fiancee, GAWD DUAM shes at 10%+ now!!!!! 2nd place.

[uboodiff]

voted

[Voloshin3]

voted brah, gl in 3rd place

[DLove86]

how do i post photos that wont allow misc detectives to hack into my photobucket?