Clinch 16:

[YesThatGuy]

Do you guys sometimes pop along to another club for some open mat time rolling?

I did yesterday and was fun to roll with other peeps for a change.

lol, definitely.

Or you can go full jewish mode and pretend you're gonna sign up but just want to take a few classes to see if it's a fit for you and not have to pay the mat fee.

lulz

[ftwrestler]

lol, definitely.

Or you can go full jewish mode and pretend you're gonna sign up but just want to take a few classes to see if it's a fit for you and not have to pay the mat fee.

lulz

pulled this one a million times

[Croaker]

As long as you live in town, it isn't really too jewish.

[WishmasterATM]

infor jewish jokes

[ftwrestler]

infor jewish jokes

a jewish kid asks his dad for 20 dollars, his dad says "15 dollars? What do you want 10 dollar for"?

[ftwrestler]

just ate mexican food

[Croaker]

Clark, how'd your boy do at tryouts?

[Clark_Kent]

Clark, how'd your boy do at tryouts?

He supposedly made it through everything and is just waiting on his call back.

[Mindi912]

a jewish kid asks his dad for 20 dollars, his dad says "15 dollars? What do you want 10 dollar for"?

Hahahahah awesome.

I had a Jewish friend who would hold a rave every year on his birthday. Charge everyone to go in and sell them drugs. Made a fortune on his birthday.

just ate mexican food

URINTROUBLE

He supposedly made it through everything and is just waiting on his call back.

tryouts for?

[WishmasterATM]

a jewish kid asks his dad for 20 dollars, his dad says "15 dollars? What do you want 10 dollar for"?

hahaha besttt I love it....

[DONJUANPIMPIN]

whats good

[ftwrestler]

woke up with a sprained wrist.....


2 options:
ive been sleepturbating
or
i have no ****ing clue what happened

i can hardly hold onto anything.

inb4 stender

[Clark_Kent]

tryouts for?

The Ultimate Fighter reality television show.

[Mindi912]

The Ultimate Fighter reality television show.

very cool

[Croaker]

Do you guys have any tricks to make presents impossible to open? So far on my girls present, I've wrapped the first present, put it in a bigger box, then super glued the box shut and used rubber cement to stick the wrapping paper to that box. Anything else you guys know of?

[Hishiad]

I was going to hit a gym up in Tennessee when we're up there once a month but I hurt my back several times the past 4 months. Hoping to catch some open mat times at other gyms after the first of the year when I start back again.

Would think it would be good cause you kind of get used to what people normally do at your own school.

What part of Tennessee you talking about? I can probably recommend the best gyms in Chattanooga and Knoxville areas. Since I managed to go to all of 'em at some point or another.

I need to lose some weight.

[Clark_Kent]

Do you guys have any tricks to make presents impossible to open? So far on my girls present, I've wrapped the first present, put it in a bigger box, then super glued the box shut and used rubber cement to stick the wrapping paper to that box. Anything else you guys know of?

You can always completely cover it in cellophaney tape.

[Croaker]

You can always completely cover it in cellophaney tape.

My dad had the idea of putting it in a wooden box, screwing it shut then wrapping it and a screwdriver in another box. But I don't want to get shanked with a screwdriver on Christmas so I dunno.

[TheStender]

My dad had the idea of putting it in a wooden box, screwing it shut then wrapping it and a screwdriver in another box. But I don't want to get shanked with a screwdriver on Christmas so I dunno.

Dig a hole in the backyard, put some cement in it, put the present in, then fill the rest in with more cement.

[Clark_Kent]

My dad had the idea of putting it in a wooden box, screwing it shut then wrapping it and a screwdriver in another box. But I don't want to get shanked with a screwdriver on Christmas so I dunno.

My option is a much less shankable offense.

[BPP]

I freaking LOVE deadlifting!

[Clark_Kent]

I freaking LOVE deadlifting!

Not as much as I love dumbbell curling.

[BPP]

Not as much as I love dumbbell curling.

I hate db curls

[Clark_Kent]

I hate db curls

I've been hitting 55s for 10, 60s for 7 or 8, 65s for 5, and 70s for 3.

Biceps still won't grow though.

[forcefedfreak]

Got some Olympic rings today: commence gymnast mode.

[ftwrestler]

I freaking LOVE deadlifting!

since when are you 6ft tall?

Got some Olympic rings today: commence gymnast mode.

270 lb gymnast?

would pay to see that

also my wrist feels much better

but is still sore, my akido drills helped a ton

[Clark_Kent]

also my wrist feels much better

but is still sore, my akido drills helped a ton

Akido?! The Nick Swardson of martial arts.

[JAGERBOY]

Do you guys have any tricks to make presents impossible to open? So far on my girls present, I've wrapped the first present, put it in a bigger box, then super glued the box shut and used rubber cement to stick the wrapping paper to that box. Anything else you guys know of?

Yeah, just simply don't buy presents for anyone. Makes them very difficult to open.

I've been hitting 55s for 10, 60s for 7 or 8, 65s for 5, and 70s for 3.

Biceps still won't grow though.

Which is why you shouldn't do them. Just do pull ups.

[YesThatGuy]

I've been hitting 55s for 10, 60s for 7 or 8, 65s for 5, and 70s for 3.

Biceps still won't grow though.

Try making your triceps smaller. It will give the illusion that your biceps are bigger.

Your welcome.

[forcefedfreak]

since when are you 6ft tall?


270 lb gymnast?

would pay to see that

also my wrist feels much better

but is still sore, my akido drills helped a ton

I would pay to see it to, unfortunately I'm cutting weight quicker than...someone that cuts weight really fast.

What happened to your wrist?