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    Best way to not get raped in prison right here:

    the best way is to go up to the guy who you think its most likely going to do the raping to your anus and just plain out give him the best bj he every had.

    i know its gay but you will be known as his head spealcist/princess and he will do the raping to some other poor sole and you will be spared a hurt anus.

    i dont know about yall but id rather catch a nut in the mouth(and spit it out later when he isnt looking) then catch a nut in the ass and either leave it in they're or go digging with my fingers later but i might break open the cuts agian and get affected
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    or you could just perpetuate your asus, propel your mongoose, perforate your caboose, pepper your angus, perpetrate your goose, purple uranus
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    Originally Posted by JimmyGould View Post
    the best way is to go up to the guy who you think its most likely going to do the raping to your anus and just plain out give him the best bj he every had.

    i know its gay but you will be known as his head spealcist/princess and he will do the raping to some other poor sole and you will be spared a hurt anus.

    i dont know about yall but id rather catch a nut in the mouth(and spit it out later when he isnt looking) then catch a nut in the ass and either leave it in they're or go digging with my fingers later but i might break open the cuts agian and get affected


























































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    wtf did I just read.....
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    yeah or stop committing crime thats gonna land you in there
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    I don't know about the rest of you guys, but if I ever went to prison, going up to someone and sucking their dick as a first move isn't exactly something that would come to mind.
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    what you do is grind glass up into fine particles and shove it up your anus. Once bubba comes to get all up in yo **** his dick gets shredded to bits.
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    Id rather die than live with the humiliation of being forced to suck another man's dick, maybe that's just me?
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    That **** doesn't happen anyway, unless you go into prison looking like tfatcrawler.... (SRS)....
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    Listen mate and listen good because im only going to say this once.

    If you dont want to get raped in prison there are a few rules you must follow,



    1.Never smile or make eye contact with a potentially active rapist ( ask around the wing
    who the resident rapist is).

    2.Always ensure that you never go anywhere alone unless you really have to,the rapist will not be to keen on having to rape you in front of a witness.

    3.Work out often and heavy, become strong as this will help you defend yourself from anal
    anihilation.

    4.Take a high strength multi.
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