What do you say when a girl asks you how big is your cawk?

[Reckless187]

(srs)
What do you guys say when a girl asks you this? Usually it just gets brought up with some funny conversations. It can be at a party/club etc.

I got asked this question last night at a party and everyone just stood to listen.

She: How big your cawk?
Me: How big is your mouth?

Lets hear yours.



*Edit: Looking for new ones to respond back.

"How deep is your c*nt gawjus?"

Or:

"How bout we kill two birds with one stone and you measure my cawk with your poon"

[FIREnICE]

Yes, and this is the internet, not real life, where I would not be doing that...lol.

lmao you're not 10 inches ya kunt. that's like being in the top .0000001 percentile.

[Bending Unit 09]

misc has changed....pages on dick size

[jhow2319]

big enough to hurt

[SexualDeviant]

Bump

[Tha big kahoona]

If she can't deep throat it, she aint allowed to complain about the size

[wontcuddle2]

5inchs



dealwithit.jpeg

[Watsons]

answering truthly = retarded since she's MOST LIKELY been with a guy who's lied about his dig size before

as in she was with a guy who was 6 inches who claimed he was 8 inches, so even if you say 8 inches she wont be impressed

[jamie93]

why the fuk do you care get an education and allocate superior priorities over discovering how big a random guys penis is you absolute slut

[Achilles8]

Your an idiot. ( SRS )

If anything his heavy weight would make his dick smaller since he would have a bigger fatpad.

Sorry to bust your dreams but the biggest cock in the world belongs to a 5 foot 9 white guy from Brooklyn.

Along with a 5 foot 6 fat jewish guy from Queens having a pretty big and famous dick ( Ron Jeremy. )

Along with Mandingo who is known for having the one of if not the biggest dick right now in porn who is 5 foot 7.

As a matter of fact most pornstars are manlets.



Also your story is so believable most girls are retarded and wouldn't even know what the term genetically narrow hips would mean.

Lol'd fukin manlet

[feelymcfeel]

how big is your cawk?

I could do porn. If the porn was people with tiny dicks porn.

[FitStreisand]

OP you are doing it wrong if the girls straight up asks you this ... inb4 positive aids test.

[MrMeatwhistle]

answering truthly = retarded since she's MOST LIKELY been with a guy who's lied about his dig size before

as in she was with a guy who was 6 inches who claimed he was 8 inches, so even if you say 8 inches she wont be impressed

This... think about it. At about 6.75-7 inch bone pressed and 5.25-5.3 something inches of girth according to two different graphs based on actual penis size studies I would be in the 80 or 90 percentile for both length and girth. ( Meaning that if I was in those studies my penis would be bigger then 80 or 90% of the people there. )

But now look on the misc and see how many bozo's claim to have 7x6 inch cocks and act like they aren't big, even though if you go to any PE forum that is considered to be a very big cock and the girth is about the size if not bigger then the average women's wrist.

Then you have people on here who claim to be 9 or 10 inches.

If people act like this on an anonymous forum full of dudes how do you think there going to act in real life talking to a slut?

[MareeWanna]

I just whip it out and let them pet it...they think it's a rat.

[Wootywadwad]

lol

[hammond88]

it'll rip your V apart.

[falconXR]

How big is your vagina?

[DavidBrent]

how big is your cawk?

I could do porn. If the porn was people with tiny dicks porn.

haha, if someone ever asks me this asinine question i'll reply with something like that

[Krispy1]

lets use the inside of your vagina to measure

[iLoLd]

id be all like " ITS MASSIVE U FUKN SLUT, AND SMASH HER FACE"

[lilnery]

to be honest, yes. i would. she wouldnt ask if she didnt want to know.. srs. girls dig confidence, and its taken me a while to figure this out. srs. its not a matter of how i find myself in other peoples perceptions, its a matter of if i can be hapy with myself, through my own perceptions. i mean, big or small, theres nothing you can do about it, so why not flaunt it if you got it? not trying to brag, but like i said, im ****ing a black girl, she loves it. so im not afraid to show my dick..

You got a point. If I were to encounter this again I would be like "havingsecondthoughs.jpeg
because at that very moment, pretty sure your gonna be limply.. brb go to bathroom comeback and whip out your hard wood lulz..