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    What do you say when a girl asks you how big is your cawk?

    (srs)
    What do you guys say when a girl asks you this? Usually it just gets brought up with some funny conversations. It can be at a party/club etc.

    I got asked this question last night at a party and everyone just stood to listen.

    She: How big your cawk?
    Me: How big is your mouth?

    Lets hear yours.



    *Edit: Looking for new ones to respond back.
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    A. showed girl
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    usually a girl who asks that is a slut so she's gtg anyways no matter what

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    Microscopic. Then they'll naturally assume you're just joking and whatever size it ends up being, it won't disappoint.
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    Originally Posted by iBundy View Post
    Microscopic. Then they'll naturally assume you're just joking and whatever size it ends up being, it won't disappoint.
    This.

    It's all in the delivery. "It is ****ing TINY. I'm actually horribly embarrassed. Yeeeeessshhhhhhh, guyssssss." Everyone has a good laugh, you roll like a chill dude, and show that you are confident about your manhood.
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    i mean, im pretty confident in my dick giving abilities, honest. (not bragging, but, im ****ing a black girl right now),

    so when a girl asks me, i say "probably more than you can handle, would you like to see?"

    that way, the ball is in their court. literally.

    A: they want to see
    B: they cant handle it, so they make up some excuse
    C: they fcuk me...
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