The Arrival of the Helmer

[lip1]

yeah ok

Don't you dare look at him the wrong way, or I will punt you back into the closet your crawled out of so you can find the spine you left in there, phaggot.

[MumbaiMonitor]

My Dear Helmer,

I see that x1whathisbucket1919191 already gifted you with pictures of hot women, but allow me to procure pictures of women who are more of you affectations.

[Nikolei]

From the OT I presume.

[lip1]

Your hospitality is grace defined.

Thank you!

[KleinHelmer]

My Dear Helmer,

I see that x1whathisbucket1919191 already gifted you with pictures of hot women, but allow me to procure pictures of women who are more of you affectations.

My god.

Who is the, "bottom," one?

[lip1]

I'm glad you like it.

From the OT I presume.

The greatest poster it has ever known.

[lip1]

My god.

Who is the, "bottom," one?

I have no clue, but surely she is the embodiment of blessing from the heavens.

[x1xnosx1x]

omg

so much

dat ass


red pepper your angus

[lip1]

omg

so much

dat ass


red pepper your angus

Oh good! Skittles!

[PepperedAngus]

From the OT I presume.

He got run off.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f40/tr...elmer-1942381/

[embers_fire]

Oh good! Skittles!

Made you green.

[Nikolei]

He got run off.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f40/tr...elmer-1942381/

I generally stay out of call outs and such, mainly cos they're retarded. But I'm making an exception here.

This guy's a pretentious ****. A terrible poster with nothing to contribute, and gets annoying clogging up the forum with his attention whore bull****.

**** this guy.

[x1xnosx1x]

He got run off.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f40/tr...elmer-1942381/

hmmm

maybe helmer

wears a helmet

on

the short bus

[x1xnosx1x]

I generally stay out of call outs and such, mainly cos they're retarded. But I'm making an exception here.

This guy's a pretentious ****. A terrible poster with nothing to contribute, and gets annoying clogging up the forum with his attention whore bull****.

**** this guy.

he reminds me

of

victorian guy

and not in the good way

[lip1]

Made you green.

Thank you s very much.

I generally stay out of call outs and such, mainly cos they're retarded. But I'm making an exception here.

This guy's a pretentious ****. A terrible poster with nothing to contribute, and gets annoying clogging up the forum with his attention whore bull****.

**** this guy.

You shut your mouth before he fuarks it.

[x1xnosx1x]

Thank you s very much.



You shut your mouth before he fuarks it.

stfu

you and op

are on

dat dere phaggy time

[x1xnosx1x]

lol



strong aesthetics

[KleinHelmer]

brb

Why that's not it, that's not it at all!

[bloodthorne]

when will it be my turn to have such aesthetics

[KleinHelmer]

Ignore the troglodytes. They only appreciate rail thin women. I got your back man.

Cot damn.

Who is that first, fetching young lady?

[KleinHelmer]

yeah ok

Excuse me?

[KleinHelmer]

MM's awesome monitor picture

MumbaiMonitor, I think the two of us will get along just fine.

[KleinHelmer]

From the OT I presume.

The same.

[MumbaiMonitor]

MumbaiMonitor, I think the two of us will get along just fine.

This is possibly probable.

[KleinHelmer]

He got run off.

Run off?

You must score a lot of fights for Leonard Garcia.

Are you unaware that I orchestrated that entire ordeal? I thought this was common knowledge. In fact, I was under the impression the only person not aware of this, was the wet brained, impoverished piece of trash responsible for that joke.

[KleinHelmer]

I generally stay out of call outs and such, mainly cos they're retarded. But I'm making an exception here.

This guy's a pretentious ****. A terrible poster with nothing to contribute, and gets annoying clogging up the forum with his attention whore bull****.

**** this guy.

Ha, who are you, and when did I destroy you?

Try again when you hit one hundred and fifty pounds, jesus.

[x1xnosx1x]

lol

is this

real life

[KleinHelmer]

he reminds me

of

victorian guy

and not in the good way

Who is this, "Victorian Guy"?

[KleinHelmer]

stfu

you and op

are on

dat dere phaggy time

I am appreciative of your initial cordiality, but you are beginning to sound like a poor person.

[x1xnosx1x]

op i have a question

if op is always a phaggot

what does that make you






please respond