help me come at her. (fb)

**tential** · 07-09-2011, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by autrefois

Dunno about y'all, but I like a girl who earns her fat from lifting slices of cheesecake into her mouth, stretches by tying her shoes, nutrition from the McDonald's value menu, vag rash from wipe-unders, cellulite from doing jack shiit all day and drinking starbucks. Not some pussy who has a thyroid condition being treated in the comfort of her doctor's office poisoned by hydroxycut. =D

"nooo.... (uncontrollable laughter)" - Me

If you don't post this OP I swear to god I'll find you

Edit: Damn I didn't see thread length. OP shoulda used this though this was epic...

**ukero** · 07-09-2011, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by mooo

"I train people that want to get helped. Not lazy fat people that call those getting helped pussies"

Originally Posted by chieftan253

this.

Originally Posted by FatisBAD

this

this

**Cali916** · 07-09-2011, 08:18 PM

LISTEN

1) she has found this thread and is attempting to troll us

Or

2) her life is terrible and she accepts the fact she is disgusting so insults no longer affect her.

**HappyFunNiceGuy** · 07-09-2011, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by AP12493

End it at

'you're fat'

and thats it.

this is what i'm saying. somethign simple, ie 'all the witty comebacks in the world won't change the fact you are fat and ugly"

**Breakk** · 07-09-2011, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Cuhh

fuuarrkk thread backfired hard.
dont really wana try the ive had a crush on you for years cuz she'll probably just spit off some typical shyt about not being interested in me or something.

At least make a joke or crazy claim to show you were trolling to save face. Personally I would've posted something like ''Well played good sir, I will be looking forward to our next skirmish'' if you don't want to go with the crush for years line.

Originally Posted by tential

"nooo.... (uncontrollable laughter)" - Me

If you don't post this OP I swear to god I'll find you

Edit: Damn I didn't see thread length. OP shoulda used this though this was epic...

OP posted this as his FB status, any updates on that btw?

**Pern** · 07-09-2011, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by 7RDS7

what just happened

OP could've went home with the gold medal after his first comment, as well the approval of whomever is following both of their ********s, a quick but powerful drive-by. But for some reason he felt the need to linger around and add more. Is now walking the bronze, if anything.

**bleee** · 07-09-2011, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by MyMindExploded

Oh my god, do want. That is pretty damn close to a 10 for me. I just can't stop staring.

ikr. he's so hot <333

**iamtough** · 07-09-2011, 08:20 PM

i am for the crush line

**irollurmom** · 07-09-2011, 08:20 PM

If you say anything more about her weight you're gonna look like a douche to all of your mutual friends. Just start fcking with her a little bit. Use the "Awesome pics...' line or the terminator copypasta to fuk sht up a little.

**qwerty2020** · 07-09-2011, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Cuhh

might go with this
"Listen, the truth is I've had a crush on you for years - I know it's a weird time to let it out but....I can't help it anymore, you're a heavenly blessed beauty and I'll be your farm boy."

makes you look beta as ****

**wicked2** · 07-09-2011, 08:21 PM

wasn't there a thread on what she put as a FB status a while back? seems like deja vu

**wakingmalice** · 07-09-2011, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Cuhh

no. she knows im a personal trainer so i think shes just speaking in general about my attitude towards fatties.

kansas. where

**Murderous Muz** · 07-09-2011, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by Cuhh

might go with this
"Listen, the truth is I've had a crush on you for years - I know it's a weird time to let it out but....I can't help it anymore, you're a heavenly blessed beauty and I'll be your farm boy."

not a good idea brah, it would hurt my ego to get shot down by a whale on ********

**St4rt** · 07-09-2011, 08:22 PM

The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

**Cuhh** · 07-09-2011, 08:22 PM

mehh.. she didnt own me that hard brahs. she just accepts the fact that shes disgusting.
its not a loss brahs.! all she did was say how she knows healthy habits from studying to be a nurse.

let it die.?

**rickbro** · 07-09-2011, 08:23 PM

let it be brah, she won. be gracious in defeat

**SoyEnergy** · 07-09-2011, 08:23 PM

"eat shtt, fat bttch"

**ll ReNeGaDe ll** · 07-09-2011, 08:23 PM

da fuk...

She knows about this thread...

da fuk....

**FatisBAD** · 07-09-2011, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by mooo

"i train people that want to get helped. Not lazy fat people that call those getting helped pussies"

this op.

**RushHour** · 07-09-2011, 08:23 PM

i think hooey is supposed to mean sh*t or crap or something like that. lulz for late response.

say good luck with your lifting goals for 2011 or that other ripped huge tight line.

**Ganjamayne** · 07-09-2011, 08:23 PM

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

**relaxigotthis** · 07-09-2011, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by St4rt

The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

lol go with a copypasta, you got nothing to lose

**_ZERO_** · 07-09-2011, 08:24 PM

say "you're still fat"

**acdcrox1357** · 07-09-2011, 08:25 PM

F*cking lol @ thread backfire. What did she mean about your "forum"? And that she felt special you would go through all that trouble for her? Has she discovered misc? Do we have a new Kegels on our hands??

**Mephisto91** · 07-09-2011, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by ll ReNeGaDe ll

da fuk...

She knows about this thread...

da fuk....

Look how fat she is... She's clearly spent enough time on the internet to know all the memes.

**Pastier911** · 07-09-2011, 08:25 PM

how the fk did she win? you guys make no sense. if she actually was one of OP's clients then she made fun of herself in her original status

**Ganjamayne** · 07-09-2011, 08:25 PM

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly sounds fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking
serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously..dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *******.

**Chase5455** · 07-09-2011, 08:26 PM

This is why we can't have nice things. Wow **** whoever awared her.

**fuelnerd** · 07-09-2011, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by GotHostBr

we have been defeated

Read up to this page - IM OUT

**SoccerBrahh** · 07-09-2011, 08:26 PM

EVERYONE CHOILL THE FUK OUT I GOT THIS

Look, you fat phuck... Let me lay out the truth for you, seeing as you appear to be completely delusional about yourself, men, women, and life in general.

You ARE fat. In fact, you're obese. Yes, your tits are large but in no way shape or form are they desireable. They most likely hang like an African tribal chick's. That's just the way it is, you can't help it, but the least you can do is admit it and stop trying to come off as a more rationally responsible poster than anybody else - because anybody with half a brain can see through your bullsht charade.

Shyt, to be blunt, you don't even have an attractive face. You talk about how many chubby chasers there are out there and how many dudes that want to smash you... Well, sorry to break it to you luv, but the guys that want to smash you just recognize you as an easier target than a girl they'd consider, potentially, out of their league. No 'chubby chaser', given the choice, is going to choose your moley fat face over an athletic, fit woman with facial aesthetics. It's just that simple, mate.

And regarding the 25 desperate dicks you've had in your mouth... Yes, the higher the number of individual sexual partners you have, the higher the risk of contracting an STI. I mean, it's simple mathematics, but seeing as you told a miscer to go back to sex-ed for point that fact out... I present you this: http://www.actforyouth.net/resources/rf/rf_sti_0510.pdf

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