I'm bored as **** in a different state then all my friends and family. Keep me entertained.
I'll start off.
Why do no mexicans run track?
Because they all run cross country.
What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?
Quatro Cinco.
Did you know Helen Keller had one of the world's most expensive dollhouses when she was growing up?
neither did she
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07-03-2011, 05:34 PM #1Banned
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ITT: We post corny, yet hilarious jokes
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07-03-2011, 05:38 PM #2Registered User
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What did the Chinese couple name thier baby when the baby was born retarded?
Sum Ting Wong
What are the Super Mario Bros overalls made out of?
Denim Denim Denim
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07-03-2011, 05:41 PM #3Feelin Irie
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07-03-2011, 05:43 PM #4Registered User
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taken from another thread
what did the mexican say when the houses fell on him?
get off me homez
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07-03-2011, 05:43 PM #5conquer
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What's a bear called without teeth?
A gummy bear.☆☆☆fap+nap ¢яєω☆☆☆
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07-03-2011, 05:46 PM #6Doesnt even lift
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I was at the doctors getting my physical one time, and he was going through the usual blood pressure check and weigh in, when he got to turn your head and cough he stopped a second looked up at me and said "you know you should really stop masturbating" so i asked "whys that doc?" he bert stared me and said "cause I'm down here"
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07-03-2011, 05:47 PM #7I ain't no bitch
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion in bed thinkin of you
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07-03-2011, 05:48 PM #8Registered User
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what did one mexican call another little mexican?
a paragraph because he wasnt quite an essay
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07-03-2011, 05:49 PM #9Registered User
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why did the blonde have sex with a mexican?
her teacher told her to do an essay
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07-03-2011, 05:53 PM #10Registered User
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wat u call a mexican with a rubber toe
roberto
wat u call 2 mexicans playin bball
juan on juan
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07-03-2011, 06:00 PM #11Registered User
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What do you call a person always in a hurry?..
A Russian...get it...
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07-03-2011, 06:02 PM #12Registered User
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aint gonna lie this made me lmaoOriginally Posted by MyBadBrah
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07-03-2011, 06:02 PM #13Banned
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How many fat girls does it take to suck a dick?
2, one to suck the dick, and the other one to complain about fat girl 1's thyroid for her while her mouth's full.
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07-03-2011, 06:04 PM #14
theres a mexican, a black guy and a white guy.
a geenie agrees to grant them each one wish.
the mexican asks for all of his people to be happy and in mexico.
so POOF.. the wish is granted.
the black guy asks for all of his people to be happy and back in africa.
POOF.. the wish is granted.
the geenie finally goes up to the white guy and says, "what will your wish be?"
the white guy says,"you mean to tell me that all of the blacks and mexicans are out of the country?"
the geenie says,"of course! that is what they wished for!"
so the white guy says,"then i guess i will have a coke"
good ol' boondock saints
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07-03-2011, 06:08 PM #15Rex, eat the salad
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one night, a 12 year old boy was feeling sick and said to his dad "dad, do i have a fever?" the dad gets out a thermometer and they find out it's 102. the boy asks his dad "what should i do?" the dad says "go talk to grandpa about it and see what he says."
the boy walks into his grandfathers room and tells him his problem. the grandpa proceeds to drop the boy's pants and grab his balls. "well, you have a temperature of 102." the boy says "how were you able to find that out grandpa?"
"i overheard your father telling you"
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07-03-2011, 06:09 PM #16Registered User
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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile
robin get in the batmobile==============
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07-03-2011, 06:10 PM #17Dat lift.
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What type of file to you use to make a 15mm whole into a 40mm whole?
A ****phile.
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07-03-2011, 06:12 PM #18Registered User
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One day a father walks on his son masturbating.
Dad - "Son, stop that! If you keep doing it you will go blind!"
Son - "I'm over here dad!"
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07-03-2011, 06:13 PM #19Rex, eat the salad
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u work at subway?
cuz u gave me a footlong
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07-03-2011, 06:15 PM #20
Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Why?"
To get to your house.
Knock. Knock.
"Who's there?"
The chicken.
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07-03-2011, 06:15 PM #21Registered User
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Don't know why I lol'd, but I did.Originally Posted by IronLyfe
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07-03-2011, 06:16 PM #22Rex, eat the salad
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the chicken who?Originally Posted by Pomf
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07-03-2011, 06:18 PM #23im genetically like this
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Knock knock.
Whos there?
Smellmop.
Smellmop-who?
(...smell mah poo)
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why did the chicken cross the road?
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07-03-2011, 06:26 PM #25Rex, eat the salad
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how many holes do you have in your socks? "none" then how did you get your feet in?
two fish were in a tank. the first fish looked over at the second and said, "you know how to drive this thing?"
why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair? she wanted to rock and roll
what do you get when you cross a eskimo with a cow ?
a eskimooo
what's green and smells like bacon? kermit the frogs finger
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07-03-2011, 06:51 PM #26Registered User
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what do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
juan on juan
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07-03-2011, 06:56 PM #27Registered User
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knock, knock
who's there?
the interrupting cow
the interrupti-MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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07-03-2011, 06:57 PM #28Registered User
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What do you call a fly without wings?
a walk...Disregard fat loss, Acquire muscle mass
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07-03-2011, 06:58 PM #29Registered User
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How you gonna eat peanuts with that little thing.
LOL
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07-03-2011, 07:00 PM #30Registered User
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what did one tampon say to the other... nothing they are both stuck up bitches
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