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Was in Bali last summer and was chilling and talking to this hbb at some dive bar, she barely spoke English and asked me what I did for a living. Told her I was New Zealand SAS and since I had a lot of scars (from being an active kid) so I was telling her how this one I got from a knife (fell from a tree) and this one was shrapnel (tripped and hit my head on a metal post) and this was a bullet hole (lol shoulder surgery). Bish bought it hook, line and sinker.
Started making out in the toilets when I felt a phucking mountain of bush under dat dere panties. Told her to wait here while I ran out for a condom, went back to hotel and watched Cops the entire night.
100% serial.Last edited by Sebenza; 07-05-2011 at 02:46 AM.
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07-05-2011, 03:52 AM #107
- Join Date: Aug 2004
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I had the same exact car as the pic below in 2001 (Toyota Celica). Dumb chick was with me in the car and asked me what it was. Told her it was a Lambo. Oohs & aahs ensued
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"
Atheist Lebanese
BDS: Boycott - Divestment - Sanctions
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07-05-2011, 03:58 AM #108
I once told a girl a cyborg assassin called "The Terminator" is sent back through time to 2011 to kill the seemingly innocent woman whose unborn son will lead the human race to victory in a bitter future war with a race of machines. If the Terminator succeeds, mankind is doomed. Her only hope is my seed from that post-apocalyptic war, who i have chased the Terminator back through time.
Didn't work.
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07-05-2011, 04:12 AM #110
I pretty much lie to most hot girls i meet, starting with where i am from (i say Greek or Persian) and also claim i just got here from Sydney 'this weekend', talk about crazy stuff that i made up that happened interstate and how im here for work and how me and a mate got a pad... works pretty awesome, i use this crap on retail assistants and bouncers and they always fold and give me discounts etc. I talk loud, crack jokes and generally am friendly, its amazing what people will do just to have 'cool' people
hahahaLast edited by guideX; 07-05-2011 at 04:30 AM.
celltech junkie.
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07-05-2011, 04:28 AM #111
What haven't I lied about? I'm a fairly good lookin guy, so I often lie about my occupation and that I'm fairly wealthy in really subtle ways or places where I've traveled to. I give detailed explanations and wild stories and they always eat it up. It's not like I need to lie, but it's just too much ****en fun to see how far you can go with this and the things people believe
Also, went out a couple of nights ago and explained to a bish, while being fairly ****faced mind you, that I'm a full-time florist in the Netherlands and a famous ventriloquist who flies down to Vegas to do shows every now and then..
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07-05-2011, 04:34 AM #112
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i went to NYC and i told a barmaid i was a vet nurse...chicks dig a sensitive animal lover i thought.
well she was lapping it up but then she told me she had two dogs and started asking me if they would be ok to breed together and what genetic issues to look out for.
i **** bricks.
kept calm and rambled off about what i remembered from the oscar mexican dog whispering guy off discovery channel. Bish bought it...Dont over complicate things which should be relatively simple... stick to the ABC's of bodybuilding.
When you start using your calculator and stressing over the latest internet study you know you've gone to far...
I'll meet you in the gym... today is leg day
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