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    How do I make a homemade flesh light?

    I am home alone all day today and tonight so i want to expand my sexual fantasies further. instead of normal fapping, i want to do it with a real flesh light serious.

    what is the best home made fleslight i can make?
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    i heard cutting off the end of a banana and microwaving it, then pushing out the banana goo and stick your dick inside fapping to it might work
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    1: get a real girl
    2: use your hand and fap dry like a real man
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    what about fapping with condoms? went to look in my dads drawer and found a box of durex pack of 24... there was only 4 left in it WTF
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    Originally Posted by CHASTITYBRAH View Post
    i heard cutting off the end of a banana and microwaving it, then pushing out the banana goo and stick your dick inside fapping to it might work


    no man u fap with the warmed up banana peel
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    how about carving out a cucuber/zuchini and microwaving it then fapping it?
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    items:
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    3.roll the towel into a cylinder and pull the opening over the towel
    4.lube up and start your session
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    Originally Posted by aznbeast View Post
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    Originally Posted by CHASTITYBRAH View Post
    how about carving out a cucuber/zuchini and microwaving it then fapping it?
    lol. too stiff/hard
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    get a PB&J sandwich and stick your dick in it.

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    go find a girl, cut out her vagina/genitals and put that into pringles can, profit? jack the ripper style.
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    strong username to post ratio.

    anyway, drill a hole about an inch in diameter through a wooden table. i'm going to assume your penis is small. stick your cawk through said hole and jack it off. it will feel like you're pleasuring a stranger while pleasuring yourself. profit ?
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