How do you buy condoms?(srs)

[Masstastic]

Do you literally go into a market/Rite Aid/Walgreens and go into the section where the condoms are, grab the size you want, and have some 34 year old male cashier scan it? In reality the cashier is seeing the package and loling that you have a small pen0r or want warm lubrication to please a slut.

Does anyone else just grab individual condoms out of the guidance office or scan it yourself.

Save me the embarrasment of letting the world know I cant fit a magnum condom.

[ShNiGG]

I buy Magnums....sooo I feel like a boss when i check out.

[nick187]

You should always try it on before you buy it.

[Berkush]

You go to the hot girl cashier

[Lurkingforlulz]

Who cares what someone else thinks. Don't worry about it.

[ChannerT]

Just buy them, you are getting laid who the fukc cares what the fukcwad at the counter thinks.

[jpjammerson]

Stop being so insecure and do your best to not give a fuk

[5pirit]

Lol who gives a ****? you're getting laid, and being smart, so why does it matter lol. Strong insecurities.

[sickkyknarbar]

Buy a 36 pack with a redbull and a powerbar. Find a female cashier and checkout like a boss.

[cocaine_emotion]

condoms are one size fit all...magnums are just a bit looser fit for thicker guys


ive used magnums. i use regular rubbers. no one gives a fuk at the check out you loser *******

good luck with your defective and expired condoms from the clinic goals in 2011

[Masstastic]

Buy a 36 pack with a redbull and a powerbar. Find a female cashier and checkout like a boss.

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Will do.

[NoDestroyingMe]

No one cares so stop being a *******. Go buy them or get some free ones and profit.

/thread.

[_ZERO_]

just send your boyfriend to get them, OP

[jawnzer]

Who cares what someone else thinks. Don't worry about it.

This, they are at work while you're using the condoms.

[Transformer01]

this you OP?

[zooofos]

???

[eclipseboy2k2]

If you really care that much just use the self checkout

[Masstastic]

this you OP?

Yes.

[Transformer01]

If you really care that much just use the self checkout

he scared the self checkout machine will say, " 1 PACK OF 12 SMALL CONDOMS"

seriously OP, if your gonna let some cashier get in the way of you banging a chick, then there is something wrong -.- just go up and buy them, who cares what he thinks

[Issobolic28]

FFS, you remind me my friend at that age when he wouldn't go into Adult Video stores.

1. Buying condoms isn't illegal.

2. The only thing people will think is you're having sex. And you're being careful about it.

Edit: I'd prefer a 34 yo male than a granny cashier any day.

[NotRippedYet]

People think way too highly of themselves. I'll give you a hint, that cashier couldn't give two f-cks about what you're buying.

[Lasers1]

I didn't think you'd be a virgin OP. I am disappoint

[cocaine_emotion]

this you OP?

lulz


what does the cashier say when he first picks up the condoms? something about getting his fist pregnant? cant understand...lulzy scene though

[ucunt]

Buy a 36 pack with a redbull and a powerbar. Find a female cashier and checkout like a boss.

HAhahaha - repped.

And just eBay them if you're embarassed/have a tiny Dickens lol.

[MY-T]

i use the self check out at walmart so no one has to see me purchasing those extra smalls.

[AreolaBorealis]

I usually just ask the person working there if there is a dressing room where I can try the condoms on.

[JayHen]

here's how you do it in easy steps

step 1. walk in with raging hard on wearing sweat pants
step 2. pick up a jar of pickles and scream "FINALLY MY SIZE"
step 3. run as fast as you can to the condom isle and grab a box... make sure you get the multicolored, animal shaped, flavored kind
step 4. run past the cashier throwing a 20 at him on the way buy and yell "KEEP THE CHANGE I HAVE PICKLES AND I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF THEM"

step 5. win

[Quadzillaa]

grab a can
grab some cigs
say grab me some xxl durex there bud


walk out alpha as fuk like u fukin own the fukin shop, like u own the pavement, like u own the fukin air everyones fukin breathin

















discard beer
discard cigarettes
fap with comdoms with fleshlight later


cry yourself to sleep weeping foreveraloneforeveralone


rinse and repeat

[0tomz0]

i buy a pack then go to a checkout with a hot girl there. then i go up to her and flirt/act like a boss till she gives me her number. thats the theory but in real tea i have about 30 boxes of unused condoms awaiting call backs. feelsbadman/foreveralone.jpg

[Riceboi]

standard size condom is a standard size for a reason.