Ask a straight male 16-year-old nudist anything (srs)

[Thanquee]

How come you don't have an avi?

Skinnyfat. You don't have a real avi either. I don't need an avi to make myself feel like part of a sooper seekrit klub of avi-masters.

[Thanquee]

Am i the only one who would be popping boners left and at a nude beach?

You learn dick control fast. Besides, there's a decent amount of old people and for every two hawt bishes you see that turn you on there's some old grandpa to kill your boner instantly even if he is in peripheral vision.

Interestingly there's hardly any boys my age, most are about 17-19 and 4-10. I guess according to the laws of supply and demand I should be laying pipe all over the place....


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EDIT: lol, 329 reps down from 331. Guess that's what you get for being honest on the misc...

[threwupscrewup]

\ I still didn't say anything though because tbh if I'm not getting hurt then I'm just getting some cool old guy (he did end up saving me against some pretty nasty waves nearly crashing me into rocks) to be happy. I didn't mind, but it wasn't enjoyable, just more like 'well if it doesn't hurt me why not make an old dude happy' thing.

NOOOOO HOOOOOMOOOOO

Cot damn i hate ***s
edit* ****s

[Riceboi]

what's this dick control you speak of?

[TheYesMan]

Nudist camps are guises for swingers clubs normally

Op is a victim here

[artm]

lol im a meter reader I read this place http://www.lowc.org/

summer time in the only one with clothes on
no hotties mostly old people

[Thanquee]

what's this dick control you speak of?

You can build up and release tension/pressure in your dick by squeezing/releasing the Kegel muscle. You could force yourself to get a boner now by not even thinging of sex but punping your kegel muscle to get your dick full of blood. Similarly, sexual thoughts make you tighten the kegel muscle involuntarily so if you can purposely relax it while watching porn or whatever then you have superb dick control. At a nudist camp, that translates into having it at a constant state of tight enough to have some blood in there and relaxed enough to to embarrass yourself.

[mortus]

Looking at people's genitals is creepy as ****. It's as rude as just staring at someone's tits when they're wearing a lowcut top. it's there, but you continue with your life as if it wasn't.
Chill the **** out about the old dude, he was hardly groping me and i'm unsure if it was intentional but it happened so many times it could have been. I didn't care either way. negged back.


EDIT: FUKC I REPPED HIM can someone please neg this ******* for me?

thanks for the reps grandpa stroking *******

[Thanquee]

lol im a meter reader I read this place http://www.lowc.org/

summer time in the only one with clothes on
no hotties mostly old people

...Really? In Croatia we get a wide spread of people, nudism is actually more popular than textile beach camping. Everyone goes except boys my age afraid of getting boners. It's not jsut old people at my camp, and there's lots more young people at the new camp I went to next year and will be going to this year than in the old one I used to go to in '06 and before which is a more relaxed (boring) one with lots of old people.

[scotyg]

whats the point in being naked? brb sand and dirt all up in your taint

[TheYesMan]

thanks for the reps grandpa stroking *******

Repped

[Drake27]

ITT OP is a rape victim and he doesn't know it

ts' sad

edit brb performing dick control

my body is ready

[Gt3x24x7]

You making us teens look bad

[mortus]

Repped

lulz will get you back on r/c

[Riceboi]

at nudist camps do most women have bushes?


what percent have bushes?
what percent is shaved?

[Thanquee]

whats the point in being naked? brb sand and dirt all up in your taint

You put a towel on the ground like on any other beach. The reason for nakedness has been explained before ITT.

[TopStarUSA]

No I have never had a boner in the middle of the nudist camp because we go swimming every day 3x a day so I get to fap in the shower so often it's easy to not pop a boner with the right dick control.

I go to a nudist camp every summer since I was about 5, and I'm really scared this year because it might be harder for me to not embarrass myself due to my test levels getting higher and higher with age. I intend to fap as often as I can to avoid that which I dread, esp. because I go every year with my grandparents and that would be real fukcing embarrassing.

Ask away.

[threwupscrewup]

Is it ok to take a **** on the beach?

[tapout17]

Ignoring all the LOL DIS BE HOMO posts here, it's just about being comforable in your body and having nothing to hide. more a phlosophy than CHECK ME OUT IM NAKED LOL



Yeah, I've had my ass touched with the bak of an old weird guys hand 'by accident' but it happened so many times with the same guy it didn't feel like and accident any more. I still didn't say anything though because tbh if I'm not getting hurt then I'm just getting some cool old guy (he did end up saving me against some pretty nasty waves nearly crashing me into rocks) to be happy. I didn't mind, but it wasn't enjoyable, just more like 'well if it doesn't hurt me why not make an old dude happy' thing.

NOOOOO HOOOOOMOOOOO

[Jester78]

Yeah, my grandparents started around 30y/o and my mother and uncle were nudist from age 7 onwards. I started at 5 and it's totally natural for me to be naked in front of others because I started so young. I think it's also why I never get anxious/stagefright when in front of a crowd.

f'n groce

[Thanquee]

at nudist camps do most women have bushes?


what percent have bushes?
what percent is shaved?

You see a lot of variety on this regard. Most of the old people have bushes (PERIPHERALVISIONPERIPHEALVISIONPERIPHERALVISION) and most of the hawt 20-25 y/o ones have some variation of the landing strip - very few fully shaved or fully bushy. Most 14-18 girls go shaved/not yet grown (idk when girls start getting pubes naturally). The fat ones are always bushy as fukc because they clearly don't care about their bodies. Why do they even go to a nudist camp? fukcing disgusting i don't need your fat hairy cooch all up in my peripheral vision you biitch.

[muckit]

whats the point in being naked? brb sand and dirt all up in your taint

pretty much this, you know its like how sex on the beach sounds all fun and all till ya got sand in all the wrong places, to each their own though but bro pretty sure that old dude was trying to molest you

good luck with your not getting / getting raped at a nudist camp goals in 2011

[TheYesMan]

Op do you have to hug and kiss your grandparents goodnight and rub genitals in the process?

You do realize that being tucked in doesn't involve your grandmother removing her false teeth and chowing down on your baby dik in most normal households right?

[hublife]

I used to work at a restaurant at a noodist resort. I was clothed and the majority of the people were cool. However, they all seemed a bit off and the families with naked kids are disgusting. Serious.

[Thanquee]

Is it ok to take a **** on the beach?

What? No! We're not pigs. We go about our daily lives as you would when clothed and the sanitary systems are actually much better and there are more sanitary centers per acre than textile camp sanitary centers, and they're always cleaner.

[Will_B]

Never seen a girl stare at my dick. The water gets quite cold sometimes :/

I see quite a few hawt wimminz but they're usually with their boyfriends if they're past 20 or too embarrassed and society-brainwashed to take their panties off if they're any younger. feelsgoodman to look at them though. Not that I'm always looking at them tbh it's morea bout swimming and haiving a good time.

op are you a fking mormon?

fking hippies like your self are the reason why are world is so fk'd up.. I wish ppl like you would die or convert to more modern ways..

[Thanquee]

Op do you have to hug and kiss your grandparents goodnight and rub genitals in the process?

You do realize that being tucked in doesn't involve your grandmother removing her false teeth and chowing down on your baby dik in most normal households right?

What the fukc
That's messed up brah. Freud would have a field day with you. we have blankets and covers so we just lean over the bed while everyone's covered up and kiss. We also wear pyjamas - yeah, we're more clothed asleep than awake lol.

We take clothes to the camp for the evening when it's cold and for excursions to the towns around the camp.

[Thanquee]

op are you a fking mormon?

fking hippies like your self are the reason why are world is so fk'd up.. I wish ppl like you would die or convert to more modern ways..

Wait, what? 'Modern ways'... You do realise society is getting MORE comfortable with their bodies over time right? It's you that's living in the fukcing Victorian times.

[MtnJax]

Sunglasses will hide your eyes if you wanna check out the hot bishes bodies, OP

just sayin

[KitchenBB]

No avi