Ass Dial hookup...Good Story??

[CEPCNC]

So, after work last night I went grocery shopping. Loaded the groceries into my Jeep and put my phone in my back pocket and hopped in to drive home.

Apparently I had ass dialed the same number twice in a row. This is what is totally odd about it, now I've ass dialed people before but it always ended up being a business or a number from out of state...somehow I managed to dial a Columbus, IN number which is where I live.

So, I realize I have 2 text messages from the number I had dialed. Person asked who I was...told them I accidentally dialed it, My Bad. Then the person says they're bored and asked if I wanted to talk. I didn't reply and went to bed. I woke up about an hour and a half later because it was bugging me not knowing who I called-for some reason.

Turns out to be this attractive 25 year old woman from my town (5'6" 125lbs blue eyes...etc) We talked for about 2 hours and exchanged info and photos. Phockin weird how it ended up being....so we're going out on a date this weekend. Swears she's not attatched, have kids, or psycho...we'll see. I know what to do with the crazy ones-LOL

MISC...What are the odds I'm going to get raped this weekend?

This is the woman...

[Alex_M.]

That has to be the most amazing jokes story of life lmao.

[CEPCNC]

That has to be the most amazing jokes story of life lmao.

f'in strange

[carlobee]

that was the luckiest, most awesome ass dial ever! i guess that happens one in a billion times.

[poundeloh69]

I have an iPhone so this would never happen to me.

But damn son you got lucky... only slim chance/10 you'll get raped.

[CEPCNC]

that was the luckiest, most awesome ass dial ever! i guess that happens one in a billion times.

yes, I took it as a sign and bought lottery tickets tonight-lol

What are the odds?? srs

[CEPCNC]

I have an iPhone so this would never happen to me.

But damn son you got lucky... only slim chance/10 you'll get raped.

alright gotcha...not too worried about gettign laid. She seems pretty cool, kind of like we already knew each other kinda deal.

[DocHol1day]

eyesdontlookbluetome/10

you gonna get raped! (not srs)

but seriously they dont look blue, but shes still fine. great "so how did you two meet" story. girls love that.

[ghostofinsanity89]

in b4 op reports smelling cholorform and his butt hurting the next day.

[genesismachine]

I'd be surprised if she actually looked like her pic. Either that or myspace angle, arms missing, or something else weird.

If it turns out legit though, wow.

[MuscleStuck]

tarp!!!

[i killed judas.]

In for potentially epic thread

[JoshSP1985]

Brah, I'm working in Columbus Indiana RIGHT THIS MINUTE.(srs)


I'm gonna find ya

yougonnagetraped.jpg

[StalinX]

5'6" 125lbs

am I the only one that saw this?

[irishbarry]

calling people with my ass right now as we speak..

hopefully ill get lucky!

[eastsideho]

about 90% rape

about 4 % this is the one

6% chance it is a gay guy from the misc

[JoshSP1985]

How do you add Location to your avatar stats?

[JoshSP1985]

OP is there any place to go out in columbus that's worth a ****? I live in franklin and work down here and I usually have to go to Indy or Bloomington for any decent bars.

[CEPCNC]

eyesdontlookbluetome/10

you gonna get raped! (not srs)

but seriously they dont look blue, but shes still fine. great "so how did you two meet" story. girls love that.

yeah they don't look blue...thinking it's the glasses...not sure if real

in b4 op reports smelling cholorform and his butt hurting the next day.

let's hope not, I think I can handle it if someone tries to butt dart me, unless of course it's a poison pigmey dart

I'd be surprised if she actually looked like her pic. Either that or myspace angle, arms missing, or something else weird.

If it turns out legit though, wow.

Yeah, turns out I used to work with her uncle....weird **** goin down

How do you add Location to your avatar stats?

not a good idea to do that...but good way to get raped

OP is there any place to go out in columbus that's worth a ****? I live in franklin and work down here and I usually have to go to Indy or Bloomington for any decent bars.

There are a couple places...but you gotta hit them up on the weekend for the action. Scores is alright out on 46West. 4th street is downtown, caddies is ghetto but some decent live bands go in there...there's a hick side and gangsta side to the bar

[CEPCNC]

Update, talked to her a little last night and turns out she's got a dirty mind.

We're hooking up this weekend for Halloween, she said she hasn't partied in a while and wants me to show her a good time. Sounds legit...if this is a gay misc I'm gonna toss them off a bridge to the homeless.
Showed her to my lesbian friend at work....quote "lick it before you stick it" end quote

[thetruth21]

I envy you sir, if this works out. BTW - If you win the lotto, couple grand for the posters in this here thrad?

[CEPCNC]

I envy you sir, if this works out. BTW - If you win the lotto, couple grand for the posters in this here thrad?

I envy me too if it works out...thanks. YES, if I win teh lottery steak dinners and checks to all you misc mofos

[sloboda]

update?

[SneadAGs]

I envy me too if it works out...thanks. YES, if I win teh lottery steak dinners and checks to all you misc mofos

In for steak and money

[devil_s haircut]

update?

His raped corpse is probably floating down a river somewhere.



Warned ya....



(I would feel pretty bad if he was actually dead)

[Purepwnage]

spoon pics of the OP being raped and cut up?

[MuscleStuck]

in for steaks and said checks

[Magnumtripod]

I call dibs on the winning lottery ticket after OP gets raped and murdered.

[kiddink]

brb ass dialing

[dsuhiti]

Whoa, if you guys end up being together, its like a corny 'meant to be' story. Tell it to your grandkids.

But seriously, update?