I've seen you brahs post pics of your face and body and many of you are good looking motherfukers (no homo). So I'm positive there are many here who do this. Also this is for younger girls 18-mid/late 20's. It works best in public areas instead of clubs/bars where they don't have their bitch shields up as much.
Seems I cannot help myself even when I have no intention of hooking up with any of these women. Women in general are insecure and are very easily intimidated by a guy who has a good looking face/body, dresses well and appears confident. The trick is avoiding the EXTREME hotties that can actually make you nervous or the uggos (1-4/10s) who feel they have nothing to lose and come at you with their pussies on a platter when you would be embarrassed being seen around them.
You need to aim for the middle ground (4-7/10s) i.e. women who range from average to cute Most are left absolutely dumbfounded when an attractive guy hits on them and provide the lulziest reactions. The best responses are when they are with their friends or you catch them checking you out first. Even better when you catch them when they don't look their best ie. sweaty in the gym or with minimal make up. Blatantly hit on them and watch them blush, stutter, stumble on their own words and try their best to keep up with you. There is no better joy than watching a girl completely intimidated by your presence.
Then stop just short of asking for their number. For example- tell them you can tell they like clubbing and ask them if they go to any local clubs. The next logical step would be to ask them to join you at a club and that is what they expect. Only, you finish up the convo, leave them hanging and go your way without asking for a number. This leaves them confused and even more insecure about their attractiveness, while you leave with a nice, big pat to your already overly inflated ego.
Good fun.
Cliffs:
-Acquire aesthetics and style.
-Hit on average-ish girls for their lulzy reactions.
-Leave them hanging without asking for number or date.
-Make them even more insecure and flex your own ego.
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Anyone else love flirting with girls below your league for the lulz? (cliffs)
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I didn't read your whole post lol but I thought I was the only one that did this.
The worst is when I do it to all my co-workers(I work with a bunch of fat ugly women).
I'll flirt with them in a very seductive way and all they can do is give me oogly eyes and blush ....they ask me when we're going to hang out outside of work... "...one day" LMAO!!!!
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06-07-2011, 01:07 PM #6
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I get approached by the more confident ones who know my friends and don't really get nervous. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure my behavior comes from being intimidated by women when I was a fat fuk a few years ago. Maybe its an unconscious desire for revenge. Sure its shallow and it makes me feel bad sometimes, but usually I don't give a fuk.
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and you got to transcend that stage brah, and have a conscience. If you are inwardly poor you'll look for validation through all of this, and like you said "i dont give a fuk" if you really dont about what any person thinks or says, youd be self fulfilled as to not try BS that would potentially hurt other people.
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SNAPCHAT: @*******BRAH
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06-07-2011, 01:18 PM #18
the reason most of you *******s started working out is because girls treated you like this... now you are in good shape and more confident so you stoop to the lowest levels of scum and lead on insecure girls who probably stay up all night thinking about what is wrong with them to not be able to attract an intelligent good-looking mate... ****ing *******s wake the **** up
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Yes but I usually end up banging them... foreverbanging8/10s....
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I do mess with girls below my league, but not to mess with their heads; it's usually for a quick and easy lay. We both benefit. They ain't even mad.
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