ITT: We've been to Las Vegas

[iHateFatPeople]

Now they hand them out attached to colored condoms. Shiit is so cash.

lol serious? Been there a few times over the last couple years and have stacks of those things.

[908]

hey question. what is the dress code like out there. obviously i wont go out in a wife beater and shorts and flops but can u wear jeans, colored shirts to the clubs/bars. i know there is a big thing about "getting in" the scene out there. and i really only drink beer so what do they usually cost out there. i know we are getting a cabana one day and it is bottle service only.

I think it depends on the club. You can look up the dress codes beforehand if you know which one you'll be going to. For most of the top clubs though it's no jeans and shoes must be worn, not sneakers. I did see several people while in said clubs that somehow got in with regular clothes on but it's not a good look since essentially everyone is dressed up.

You'll be there to have a good time so I'd say casual button up with pants is the way to go. I always wore a tie.. was unsure of whether or not I should of before the first night but after girls kept playing with it while we danced I assumed it could only be a +

Beer also depends heavily on where you're getting it from. I want to say anywhere between $5-$8 depending on the spot. I think someone mentioned it in the thread though.

[fcappa]

Some kids just cant handle vegas lol

Hahaha

I was in vegas a couple weeks ago. I managed to punt off like $1200 gambling on the Saturday (400 at craps and 800 at poker... I "play poker for a living" FWIW). The last couple hours in the poker room I was getting a drink every time the waitress came by, but they were weak as **** or I was turning alcoholic so I just had a bit of a buzz going on by the time my friends came by. I'm kinda pissed and just say "we're getting FKN ANNIHILATED tonight bitches."

We end up getting bottle service at some ****hole club on the strip. When we get there I have to piss so I go try to find a bathroom while the host takes my bros to our table. I come back and try to get up and there's this big security guy who gives me the look:



I'm just like "CMON BRO IM WITH THESE GUYS"



Finally one of my bros sees me and tells him to let me in where I find they got a bottle of rum going already. Maybe 10 minutes later it's empty (there are 4 of us) and I'm like DA **** BRO BOTTLE #2. This place was full of hood rats and manatees, I swear it was the ****tiest club I've ever been in but fk it right. We trolled around and found a couple cuties. It starts getting hazy here. At one point I had this 5' short chick and we got in trouble from security.. **** I don't even remember what we were doing that was so explicit

Half way through bottle #3 I realize I'm at the peak. I go outside for some air and was "that guy"... Casually walked up and hurled in a trash can and then felt good to go. At one point I was leaning on a fence outside on the strip and a cop looks at me and says "move it along buddy." I'm all "Yo I'm just takin a breather bro" but he just says "move it along" so I stumble back towards the club and run into some girl I must have been with inside who puts her number in my phone and disappears.

I get back inside and two of my friends have disappeared. I'm fkn annihilated so I just sit and start drinking water with some chick for a while.

Eventually we stumble back to our hotel room to find one friend already there passed out so I just call it and pass out too.

The next day that guy was a total disaster. He said he remembers being in some bathroom where like 3 stalls in a row were guys hurling in the toilets and some guy came in and said "Man, some people just can't handle Vegas." I woke up feelin' fresh and ready to go again



Other than that, Vegas is fkn awesome because you can walk around double-fisting $3 Coronas all night and meet some hilarious people with some awesome stories.

[karas]

Vegas stories? Vegas story

So we get in, stay at MGM Grand, it's 6 of us to a room(cheapness ftw). We spent most of the day at the pools, getting hammered on whalebones, these tall plastic glasses filled with Daquiri, they also cost $27 a pop (I bought 3 for me and two buddies). So I'm having a blast on the river pool, where we meet these hot asian chicks from San Fran, one is just so damn hot (another story). So I get out the pool and one of the girls we're with, decides she wants to race me with another daquiri, she gets owned of course, I'm no heavyweight but I can handle my own. She however, falls quickly, gets exponentially more drunk, it's like a depressing sad, she actually climbs on me wanting me to fuk her in the pool. I carry her out as she starts to pass out, the staff calls an ambulance and she goes to the ER for alcohol poisoning. She would've died if we got her back to the room. While we're waiting for the ambulance to leave, another buddy starts puking outta no where....we got fukked up...

All in all LV is a city full of adventure and wonderment, but I can't help but to feel that it's overrated, it's hella expensive, crowded, and the people who live/work there, probably hate you. But if you have the money and know the right people, it can be the best ever. I probably won't go again, I prefer music fests and beaches tbh...

[JakeEdwin]

Im gonna be in Vegas next month.

Reps for how to have a good time for under 21.

[BrainChild]

Im gonna be in Vegas next month.

Reps for how to have a good time for under 21.

there is a strip club called "little darling" or "young darling" i forget. they don't serve alcohol and anyone 18 and over can enter. meaning some of the girls are also 18

[kennny d]

I just came back from memorial day weekend there.. had a suite at the polazzo

most epic 5 days ever

club xs at the encore is straight madness

[jmal2000]

how easy is it to sneak into the pools at these nice hotels? and which hotel has the best pool? any experience?

Im most likely going in 2 weeks, someone teach me how to pretend im filthy rich or i own a joint so i can get away with ****

[sickkyknarbar]

how easy is it to sneak into the pools at these nice hotels? and which hotel has the best pool? any experience?

Any good hotel checks to see if you have a room key before you can go in.

[BradInPhx]

Im gonna be in Vegas next month.

Reps for how to have a good time for under 21.

I dont get carded very often

[jacinthebox]

I was there in May...stayed at the Encore for 6 nights

Can't talk about it

Good news...we free'd black Doug...by mistake

[BlackNova]

hey question. what is the dress code like out there. obviously i wont go out in a wife beater and shorts and flops but can u wear jeans, colored shirts to the clubs/bars. i know there is a big thing about "getting in" the scene out there. and i really only drink beer so what do they usually cost out there. i know we are getting a cabana one day and it is bottle service only.

drinks are insanely overpriced, outside of the casino floor or poker room where they are free. depending on where you go, beer can be 8-10 dollars a bottle

[BradInPhx]

Any good hotel checks to see if you have a room key before you can go in.

Thats why I have keys from many past rooms

[jacinthebox]

Encore Beach Club was the ****...

[jmal2000]

how easy is it to sneak into the pools at these nice hotels? and which hotel has the best pool? any experience?

Im most likely going in 2 weeks, someone teach me how to pretend im filthy rich or i own a joint so i can get away with ****

reposting this ^^^ so it gets more attention on 3rd page

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seriously, any1 got crazy stories like getting away with a expensive alcohol bill by getting kicked out? or get any stories of avoiding the security? pm me if they are incriminating

[BlAcKbEttY420]

Jelly of american brahs who can go to vegas for weekend cheap lol

Went in feb 2011 with my gf cost a fortune on flights flying from scotland uk but so worth it can't wait to go back.

[Red1922]

Going for the 3rd time in 3 years and the 6th time in 8 years.

Got tix to the Mr. Olympia in September.

Got the itinerary ready.

Spearmint Rhino

V-Bar at the Venetian

Bellagio Buffet

notasinglefukwasgiven.jpeg

[jacinthebox]

I miss Vegas

[TheCoolster]

Stayed at the Bellagio couple of years back, lakeview room, totally worth the price. Dont stay at the venetian though, not worth the money.

[BradInPhx]

seriously, any1 got crazy stories like getting away with a expensive alcohol bill by getting kicked out? or get any stories of avoiding the security? pm me if they are incriminating

They usually hold your card for the tab, so they would just run it when you get kicked out.

Phx brah what up!

Can't wait to go over the new Hoover Dam Bridge!

[dirtyjerz]

went when i was 15 i think, huge waste of time, and severely underwhelming after being in zion national park, bryce canyon, and the grand canyon in the week leading up.

the pool was nice at the mandalay bay though.

[Gyle]

coke + wet republic pool party= so much win

[Dave P]

Going to Vegas when you're under 21 is like going to Six Flags when you're two feet tall.



Just isnt any fun.

[FGCHENG]

TJ is better honestly




brb smashing endless amount of 9/10 latinas for just $60

[uracowman]

Im gonna be in Vegas next month.

Reps for how to have a good time for under 21.

Fake id

[Irezumi]

Been going every July 4th for the last 3 years.


Got my room at the Cosmopolitan booked for July 1st-6th this year.


Can't wait.

Was there a couple of weeks ago...That hotel is sick. Don't bother going to the Marquee unless you have bottle service because that club gets way, way to crowded. You should def. hit up The Chandelier Bar though. Oh, and you're going to love the showers in the room. The shower wall facing the room is a see through glass window. It has blinds but you can only open and close the blinds from the outside.

[Compton]

I've been to LV a couple of times but my biggest story is from a trip a little over a year ago. Our group of about 20 people were prepartying in our hotel (we had two suites). I finished getting ready really quickly so I started drinking. So I started telling everyone who walked by me to do shots and before you knew it I had 10 shots of either Goose and Patron within 45 minutes (I'm no heavy weight or anything) and we were also doing them in those small disposal Dixie cups so they were probably more than a shot each. So 11PM rolls arounds and we leave for the club, however the only thing I remember is stepping foot outside the hotel room and bam... blacked out for the next 5 hours.

So apparently we went to Pure and while we waited in line I looked a little intoxicated but I was standing ok. When I got to the front the bouncer asked for ID but I presented my ATM card lol, my friend was like wtf and quickly helped me get my id out. I don't know how... but they let me in after that. At the club I was dancing all over the place with random girls for a little bit and I think within an hour or two I got kicked out for being too drunk. So I spoiled the night for a few friends who would pretty much carry me back to the hotel. After we left the club we sat in the casino for a little while at least until I heaved onto a seat. Following that, my friends decided I needed to go back to the hotel. As we waited in line for a cab I threw up some more and ended up throwing up on my friends' shoes. When we finally got into the cab I had to throw up some more but the cab driver was saying if you throw up in my cab you're paying a couple hundred bucks or something. So I opened the door and threw up outside when he was stopped at a light hahaha. So that was it for my night, back at the hotel my friends were trying to get me to throw up most of the alcohol. I don't remember any of this until I took a shower at 4am right before I slept (I can't sleep without showering). My friends had the door open too they thought I was going to slip or pass out in the shower lol. Fakking Vegas...

Dont ever tell that story to anyone. Reading a kid's book as an adult is more entertaining.

[BradInPhx]

Going to Vegas when you're under 21 is like going to Six Flags when you're two feet tall.



Just isnt any fun.

I lol'd

Fake id

Not really, just watch for who is carding and who isnt. I am 23 and look 18. I rarely get carded in vegas. They just dont care usually



Also, I loved the Minus 5 degree bar! it was epic!

[FhsDeTxFball]

got roofied by my retarted friend, stole mike tysons tiger, stole a cop car, ended up on roof of ceasars palace. decent time

[BradInPhx]

got roofied by my retarted friend, stole mike tysons tiger, stole a cop car, ended up on roof of ceasars palace. decent time

That would have been funny if you were green