ITT: We've been to Las Vegas

[sickkyknarbar]

Everyone is forgetting the best part; free whore collector cards!!!

Now they hand them out attached to colored condoms. Shiit is so cash.

[nick1990]

Yea no joke... I was pretty mad for the first 30 seconds after they took my gum at security... then I walked in and forgot what my name was. Luckily as always while there I was hammered before I showed up so I believe I only bought about 4 drinks while there.



Literally 7/10 girls you see there will look like this. One of the only places that promotes their scene and having hot girls which actually delivers.

yes, but are the hot girls cool?
Or are they snobby lil bishes not trying to fuk around with non-rich guys?
They could all be super models, but if they are all bitches, it aint worth it

[midniteOG]

Now they hand them out attached to colored condoms. Shiit is so cash.

thats kickass... although idk if i'd trust the condoms.. lol

[SlickZ]

have any of you fukers even been as far as to even hook up with a random girl in vegas, and if so, story pl0x

[sickkyknarbar]

thats kickass... although idk if i'd trust the condoms.. lol

Haha they're legit expiration date 2015. Inb4 babynames.com

[midniteOG]

have any of you fukers even been as far as to even hook up with a random girl in vegas, and if so, story pl0x

i have not, but i can tell you its easy as hell..

jsut get drunk and do your thing, chances are, the girl is too. use that social lube and work your magic. this past tie, i walked up to just about eveyr girl, and asked "were they working" and i believe it was 90% that were... but the others that werent were also DTF.. just talk to them, offer a drink, get their number or get theres, and meet up later. or meet up later in the week.

Haha they're legit expression date 2015. Inb4 babynames.com

lol, vegas never ceases to amaze me... but yes, derf. in b4.

[SeanCC]

have any of you fukers even been as far as to even hook up with a random girl in vegas, and if so, story pl0x

Hooked up w/ a drunk girl who I met at Fatburger on the strip a little north of MGM at like 5 a.m. Place is cash for drunken shenanigans in the wee morning hours.

[BlackNova]

how long u been out there? i'd like to move too. Maybe sumerlin or the lakes.

been here since 09, summerlin is one of the nicest area's i lived there last year, all of the architecture is new, no building or house in the area is over 10 years old decent location only 10-15 mins from the strip depending on traffic and you have the red rock which is the nicest non strip casino by far right there if you want to have some fun without going to the strip.

[dragonzord]

Some kids just cant handle vegas lol

I wanted to throw in that Hangover quote lol.

[pryncess77]

Live in Vegas, every weekend is a Hangover sequel

Major props to the guy who climbed the PF Changs horse....nice!

[SlickZ]

i have not, but i can tell you its easy as hell..

jsut get drunk and do your thing, chances are, the girl is too. use that social lube and work your magic. this past tie, i walked up to just about eveyr girl, and asked "were they working" and i believe it was 90% that were... but the others that werent were also DTF.. just talk to them, offer a drink, get their number or get theres, and meet up later. or meet up later in the week.

y u no hookup??

lol, vegas never ceases to amaze me... but yes, derf. in b4.

Hooked up w/ a drunk girl who I met at Fatburger on the strip a little north of MGM at like 5 a.m. Place is cash for drunken shenanigans in the wee morning hours.

[Dave P]

have any of you fukers even been as far as to even hook up with a random girl in vegas, and if so, story pl0x

Copy Pasta from when I originally posted the story

We decided not to do the whole "mega night club excursion" thing all over again so we decided to keep it semi-low-key.

So we go to Minus-5. Its a bar where you rent a jacket/gloves and the bar/seats/tables/cups are all made of ice. So we are drinking and this cougar kinda just inserts herself into our conversation.

She looked EXACTLY like the pornstar Friday with an extra 15 pounds but at this point its been a couple days in Vegas and I havent got laid, I'm drunk, and my standards are slipping.

So we chat her up and tell her we're going downstairs to go gamble for a while and if she's bored she should come over to the craps tables and learn how to play.


An hour or two go by (at this point its like 2am) and she shows up at the tables like "haaaaaay". So we're all gambling together and having a merry ol' time. I don't have a condom on me so I make an excuse and say I need to run up to my room real fast. I run up to the room and grab a condom, grab a hit of Viagra (Im all coked up and drunk...i'll be lucky if I can get it up) and head back downstairs.

My 2 decide to go to bed so I ask the girl if she wants to grab a drink at the bar (at this point its almost 4am). So we grab a drink and we're talking. Turns out she is 36, she is married (still wearing the wedding ring), and has 3 kids. She is in Vegas by herself just to have some fun.

She procedes to ask me what I want to happen tonight. At this point I'm just like f'ck it and go all-in. I tell her I want her to take me back to her hotel room so I can f'ck the **** out of her. She laughs at me and sais "wow that was direct". She then picks up her cellphone and calls a limo driver to come pick us up.

So we're walking back to the Taxi/Limo area and halfway she just stops and looks at me and sais "Whats my name?". I look at her....and seriously say "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU". Not joking, that actually came out of my mouth. So she is like "Oh we're done" and has me walk her to the limo area but Im thinking I blew it.

While we are standing outside waiting she is like "you havent even kissed me yet either". So realize she is giving me another shot and take the hint. I put my hand on the side of her face/head and kiss her super sexy style and she is like "Ok my name is _____". Our Limo pulls up and we hop in.

Immediatly when we get into the limo my fly is down, she whips my cock out and just starts going to town giving me a blowjob. This girl was....probably the best head Ive ever had...and I've had alot of head in my life.

We get up to her room and don't waste any time. She sucks me for a good 20 minutes and lets me shoot a load in her mouth. After that I rest for like 5 minutes and then I slap a condom on and f'ck her silly. She is loud as all hell and cums like 3 times but I can't cum because I have a condom on and am all drug/alcohol'd out.

She procedes to give me another BJ that lasts like....an hour but she went to town. It was amazing. She was sucking my balls and all that sh!t. She was the kind of girl that could go all the way down. I've never had a girl handle the entire thing but she had no problem.

When I'm about to cum I turn her sideways, pullout, and shoot this montstrous load all over her neck/face.


At this point I get up and open the window and its 930am. I tell her I need to go, she's like no worries, we kiss, and I leave.


At this point I start the excrutiating walk of shame from The Mirage back to Mandalay Bay. Its like I smelled of sex. I got on the elevators and my hair is like half gelled half f'cked up. Covered in glitter and clothes hanging off me. The people in the elevator are like "Long night?" and I just look like a guy that just had a hell of a night.

When I got into my cab that was the first time I ever heard that "Thats what you get for waking up in Vegas" song by Katy Perry and ever since its been a closet favorite song of mine.


So I make it back to our room by 10:30. I manage to get about 2 hours of sleep. Then we check out, go grab some food, gamble for a bit, hop on a plane and get home.

My dick is still sore from all that head I got.

[SlickZ]

Live in Vegas, every weekend is a Hangover sequel

Major props to the guy who climbed the PF Changs horse....nice!

Have a lot of one night stands?

[hideyowives]

yes, but are the hot girls cool?
Or are they snobby lil bishes not trying to fuk around with non-rich guys?
They could all be super models, but if they are all bitches, it aint worth it

I think think these bishes are snobby *******s who only roll with looking guys...
i mean if you have a 6pack and you look like juice head bishes will be mirin... sucks but its the truth.

[Dave P]

I think think these bishes are snobby *******s who only roll with looking guys...
i mean if you have a 6pack and you look like juice head bishes will be mirin... sucks but its the truth.

or guys that have Cabanas with Bottle Service.

[bodomwarrior13]

have any of you fukers even been as far as to even hook up with a random girl in vegas, and if so, story pl0x

see my post on page 2.

Also went for my brothers bachelor party, did chugging races at Nine Fine Irishmen where loser had to buy the drinks, I didn't pay once. Hooked up with chick in the bar. We all left, fell asleep on the toilet taking a poop. Woke up with the worst hemroid ever, 6 hours on a toilet is not good for your angus.

[hideyowives]

Copy Pasta from when I originally posted the story

We decided not to do the

lol damn Dave...good job

[Tony1986]

goin on the 7th of sept with some daft lads, ill bring the good old misc top lol

[env]

Like Dave P said, surrender is nice. Been there twice, my fav club in Vegas. Both times we had a cabana outside.

Went to marquee in march to see kaskade. If you don't have a table or are not on list, good luck! You better line up at 8pm. Luckily we had a table and literally cut through the mass amount of people. It was fun!

[nick1990]

I think think these bishes are snobby *******s who only roll with looking guys...
i mean if you have a 6pack and you look like juice head bishes will be mirin... sucks but its the truth.

or guys that have Cabanas with Bottle Service.

so if you are good-looking and/or jacked the bishes will be cool?
I mean, even some good-looking guys will get turned away if they dont look rich...

[BrainChild]

so if you are good-looking and/or jacked the bishes will be cool?
I mean, even some good-looking guys will get turned away if they dont look rich...

girls always ask what hotel you are staying. if you say treasure island they know you are on a budget and poor.

if you say venetian or one of the nice hotels they think you got money.

[908]

yes, but are the hot girls cool?
Or are they snobby lil bishes not trying to fuk around with non-rich guys?
They could all be super models, but if they are all bitches, it aint worth it

Good point. You gotta know how to scope them. We started dancing with this one group of girls that was pretty hot. One of the girls wasn't feeling my boys and she kinda shooed him away. then she like whispered to one of her girls and in less than 30 seconds the others were gone and they were on the prowl again for what I assume was rich dick. Other than that though most of the girls were cool.

I guess it's easy for us because girls our age are just looking to have a good time so they aren't out every day chasing dollars. Whereas girls 25+ might be a little snobbier.

Tip: Make small with a group of girls around you in the line. You automatically become cool with them if you have any type of personality. They aren't trying to be tied down either though but it's still a win-win situation. A) over the course of their time their they get drunk, remember you when they see you again... then act like they've known you your whole life. Worked with one of my friends.. hooked up with some girl from Canada while in the pool. B)other girls see you with girls... makes them more interested in who you are.. works in your benefit when you approach someone.

have any of you fukers even been as far as to even hook up with a random girl in vegas, and if so, story pl0x

First night Tryst, hooked up with girl from Arizona in the club
Second Day was Wet Republic, hooked up with 1 girl at pool
Third Night XS, hooked up with 2 girls in the club.. one from Idaho, another I don't remember
Fourth Night Pure, hooked up w/ 2 girls.... FRIENDS.. AT THE SAME TIME.. and fingered girl #1 in our booth lol... she later hit me up and came back to the room to smash
Fifth Night our last night, Afrojack was playing at Surrender. It was the last night and I love Afrojack so I went a little too crazy with the drinks. I was too drunk to hit on anyone and don't even remember taking the videos I have on my phone.. Surrender is probably the nicest of the clubs we went to though. It's like half outdoors, don't know how to explain it.

[SlickZ]

Good point. You gotta know how to scope them. We started dancing with this one group of girls that was pretty hot. One of the girls wasn't feeling my boys and she kinda shooed him away. then she like whispered to one of her girls and in less than 30 seconds the others were gone and they were on the prowl again for what I assume was rich dick. Other than that though most of the girls were cool.

I guess it's easy for us because girls our age are just looking to have a good time so they aren't out every day chasing dollars. Whereas girls 25+ might be a little snobbier.

Tip: Make small with a group of girls around you in the line. You automatically become cool with them if you have any type of personality. They aren't trying to be tied down either though but it's still a win-win situation. A) over the course of their time their they get drunk, remember you when they see you again... then act like they've known you your whole life. Worked with one of my friends.. hooked up with some girl from Canada while in the pool. B)other girls see you with girls... makes them more interested in who you are.. works in your benefit when you approach someone.



First night Tryst, hooked up with girl from Arizona in the club
Second Day was Wet Republic, hooked up with 1 girl at pool
Third Night XS, hooked up with 2 girls in the club.. one from Idaho, another I don't remember
Fourth Night Pure, hooked up w/ 2 girls.... FRIENDS.. AT THE SAME TIME.. and fingered girl #1 in our booth lol... she later hit me up and came back to the room to smash
Fifth Night our last night, Afrojack was playing at Surrender. It was the last night and I love Afrojack so I went a little too crazy with the drinks. I was too drunk to hit on anyone and don't even remember taking the videos I have on my phone.. Surrender is probably the nicest of the clubs we went to though.

mirin the quality post

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[nick1990]

girls always ask what hotel you are staying. if you say treasure island they know you are on a budget and poor.

if you say venetian or one of the nice hotels they think you got money.

thats what im saying though; those types of chicks in vegas are golddiggin.
Some of these girls will just disregard you without even considering your looks or game if you arent a baller.

Good point. You gotta know how to scope them. We started dancing with this one group of girls that was pretty hot. One of the girls wasn't feeling my boys and she kinda shooed him away. then she like whispered to one of her girls and in less than 30 seconds the others were gone and they were on the prowl again for what I assume was rich dick. Other than that though most of the girls were cool.

I guess it's easy for us because girls our age are just looking to have a good time so they aren't out every day chasing dollars. Whereas girls 25+ might be a little snobbier.

Tip: Make small with a group of girls around you in the line. You automatically become cool with them if you have any type of personality. They aren't trying to be tied down either though but it's still a win-win situation. A) over the course of their time their they get drunk, remember you when they see you again... then act like they've known you your whole life. Worked with one of my friends.. hooked up with some girl from Canada while in the pool. B)other girls see you with girls... makes them more interested in who you are.. works in your benefit when you approach someone.

yeah, hopefully the younger chicks will be cool
I can almost hear the snobby and bitchy shiit coming out of the chick you posted mouth

[BrainChild]

thats what im saying though; those types of chicks in vegas are golddiggin.
Some of these girls will just disregard you without even considering your looks or game if you arent a baller.



yeah, hopefully the younger chicks will be cool
I can almost hear the snobby and bitchy shiit coming out of the chick you posted mouth

bro you gotta play the game. when i get bottle service i always pour the drinks for the girls. at the start i will feed like mostly orange juice and a tiny splash of vodka. then as the night goes on i am feeding them straight orange or cranberry juice. girls are so dumb they don't even know.

[viennafat]

going in 2 weeks my wife and some friends. staying at the mirage. gonna be epic.

I just came back last week and I stayed at the Mirage with the wife.
Also, Greek.

Pretty sweet place.

[nick1990]

bro you gotta play the game. when i get bottle service i always pour the drinks for the girls. at the start i will feed like mostly orange juice and a tiny splash of vodka. then as the night goes on i am feeding them straight orange or cranberry juice. girls are so dumb they don't even know.

lmfaoooooo
then they are pretending to be drunk and the pants come right off lolzzz
"but i was drunk, so its okay!"

good work
gotta remember that

[themadgreek187]

hey question. what is the dress code like out there. obviously i wont go out in a wife beater and shorts and flops but can u wear jeans, colored shirts to the clubs/bars. i know there is a big thing about "getting in" the scene out there. and i really only drink beer so what do they usually cost out there. i know we are getting a cabana one day and it is bottle service only.

[themadgreek187]

I just came back last week and I stayed at the Mirage with the wife.
Also, Greek.

Pretty sweet place.

good to hear. i am excite.

[908]

bro you gotta play the game. when i get bottle service i always pour the drinks for the girls. at the start i will feed like mostly orange juice and a tiny splash of vodka. then as the night goes on i am feeding them straight orange or cranberry juice. girls are so dumb they don't even know.

This man speaks truth. Reps to the OG.

Bottle service is the way to go in Vegas, just make sure you're going with a bunch of friends if you're doing this. It also varies by club. I think Tryst bottle service for 4 bottles was a little over 2k, XS was only like $400-500 but we might have got a deal on that because we somehow met up with a girl from Jersey who happened to know someone who worked at or had connections in the club. Pure bottle Service was only a little over 1k. Surrender there are different prices based on your location.. we decided to go big or go home so our table was in this central platform in the club... 2k. We killed our bottles early that night but I do remember talking to this big dude who looked like a UFC fighter at the booth next to us who was rolling with like 6 girls by himself. He was chill, every time another girl would walk over to his booth he'd go "bro my ratio is better then yours you gotta step it up." They left early and he told me to take his bottles.

I miss Vegas