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[Phaggotron]

Brahs, what copypasta should I trolololololol this bish with?

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=29595203

This is why you're a virgin.

Just made a POF account, and a giant snorlax appears. *Message:

Subject: hey...not your average bear, err I mean girl ;pFrom: * *
We can wrestle....and you'd maybe win...but I'd give you a run for your money....and I'm almost as tall as a grizzly, so that has to count for like 1/2 of the 5 things you wanna do in the next 5 years right? Also, I'd love to go sky diving, but is someone allowed to push me out of the plane...that's all I'd need...just a little love tap lol. Also, I have been to Peru...and stayed in the jungle town of Puerto Maldonado....it was even more amazing that what you dream of
Anyways, I am not your typical cookie cutter woman...but I think we could get along...so take a look at my profile and let me know what you think )
Talk soon, hopefully Jeanette*

Stats: 6'5. *HOLY HELL



I'm scared bros. *But also want to impregnate to create the next UFC heavyweight champion.

I honestly feel bad for her... a girl with a big frame is like a super manlet...

[MuscularBeast]

On average, how many 6+/10's do you come across that are dtf on the first meetup? That's all i'm looking for.. lol.

[MartyMcFly92]

This is why you're a virgin.

[MuscularBeast]

haha

[miketheblade]

FUARRRRKKK.
Attempted to aquire n00dz from bish last night.
Replies with pic of herself fully clothed.
So I hit her with "You're wearing wayy too many clothes in that picture, they take away from your eyes."
No reply.... feelsbadman.jpg

EDIT*

I am officially on the hunt for a cougar. Changed my age range on POF to 29 - 45.
I hope this brings teh n00dz and the lulz. Maybe even the smashing.
Oh god.... Just found one of my high school teachers. NO****INGWAY

****ing lol bro you are on tilt.. so am i... i have not been laid in a month im fuking going in sane... messaging like 6/10's

[MartyMcFly92]

****ing lol bro you are on tilt.. so am i... i have not been laid in a month im fuking going in sane... messaging like 6/10's

Iknowthefeel bro.... last month I banged 2 chicks in the same week. Now its like.... Nothing.
brb lowering standards.

[CLIMATIC]

Ever since I've gotten back to the United States I can't drink alcohol at all. *Anytime I drink, whether a couple of beers or heavy drinking I just puke my brains out the next day. *

Brazillian tape worm

[miketheblade]

lmao

[MartyMcFly92]

lmao

wouldmotorboat/10

[miketheblade]

wouldmotorboat/10

hahaha yeah got you on recharge too bro

[shawngreg]

Nice quick tip, misc brah.
Are you into Psych?

thanks brah.
na not into Psych, but love being in women


seewhatididthere.jpg

[LikeAMachine]

lulz at 8 inch stacked penor

[tential]

Just made a POF account, and a giant snorlax appears. *Message:

Subject: hey...not your average bear, err I mean girl ;pFrom: * *
We can wrestle....and you'd maybe win...but I'd give you a run for your money....and I'm almost as tall as a grizzly, so that has to count for like 1/2 of the 5 things you wanna do in the next 5 years right? Also, I'd love to go sky diving, but is someone allowed to push me out of the plane...that's all I'd need...just a little love tap lol. Also, I have been to Peru...and stayed in the jungle town of Puerto Maldonado....it was even more amazing that what you dream of
Anyways, I am not your typical cookie cutter woman...but I think we could get along...so take a look at my profile and let me know what you think )
Talk soon, hopefully Jeanette*

Stats: 6'5. *HOLY HELL



I'm scared bros. *But also want to impregnate to create the next UFC heavyweight champion.

I'd phuck her just for the LOL factor.

[Rambo26]

Stats: 6'5. *HOLY HELL

wat

[MartyMcFly92]

[bodybuilder1234]

went to sign in today and it won't let me. tried to make a new account and it told me every user I tried was taken. did I get an IP ban or something? what can I do now?

[gmsd]

Can't believe I haven't been reported yet...I spam pastas everyday and am downright phukking rude to some girls when they deserve it. I've reported some myself haha

Sucks brah...Make an account on OKCupid.

[MartyMcFly92]

that awkward moment when you find your friend's girlfriend on POF.....

[bodybuilder1234]

Can't believe I haven't been reported yet...I spam pastas everyday and am downright phukking rude to some girls when they deserve it. I've reported some myself haha

Sucks brah...Make an account on OKCupid.

lol. I guess I'll wait till when I move next week back to school. damn OK cupid is terrible for my location.*

[SecondSucks]

I'd phuck her just for the LOL factor.

lol i remember seeing that **** in Tosh.0 where this amazonian would get paid to pick lil white guys up n **** all naked and what not. Weird ass fetishes.

[wa22]

I sent a girl a line saying how beautiful she was, she has goals ect ect, and she called me out on it asking me how many girls I sent that to.

What is the best way to respond to her?

Should I say "its not important how many girls I send it to, just that I sent it to you?"

[miketheblade]

on to the nextttttttt these are from her FB and got get number we talked about no drama when we hang out AKA you know we gonna get dat **** ONNN YEA YEAAAAAAAAA annnnddd the money shotttttttttt*

[Sleev-les]

on to the nextttttttt these are from her FB and got get number we talked about no drama when we hang out AKA you know we gonna get dat **** ONNN YEA YEAAAAAAAAA annnnddd the money shotttttttttt*

Im moving to Cali or Florida.. Da FUK son???

[CamelJockey]

Anyone else amazed at all the single mothers that say "I enjoy spending time with my son"?

You're a single mother!! You better enjoy spending time with your son!

[miketheblade]

Im moving to Cali or Florida.. Da FUK son???

she just got outta a relationship a week ago seen on her FB im way better looking then the dude.. looked like a skinny bro shes 20

[bodybuilder1234]

anyone know how I can get back on POF and make an account? think I got IP banned lol

[Laterallyminded]

anyone else not send messages to people who require your pictures? its so fuking annoying

[Sleev-les]

she just got outta a relationship a week ago seen on her FB im way better looking then the dude.. looked like a skinny bro shes 20

20=hit it and quit it for me.. hit it twice if it was good lololol

[Albo2468]

I found the people that live below me on OkCupid. This girl is an absolute bitch, and I randomly saw her a few days ago. But I looked again today, and it was her(I thought she looked familiar before, but never thought about it). She is such a bitch. This is her:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/SweetDee29

Only Problem: Last Online: February 10. I doubt she'll check it.

Also, I have a troll profile.. And I picked this hawwttt guy (no homo -_- ) I would never have my own pictures on there. (At least not at age 17.)

Should I bother?

[bodybuilder1234]

I found the people that live below me on OkCupid. This girl is an absolute bitch, and I randomly saw her a few days ago. But I looked again today, and it was her(I thought she looked familiar before, but never thought about it). She is such a bitch. This is her:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/SweetDee29

Only Problem: Last Online: February 10. I doubt she'll check it.

Also, I have a troll profile.. And I picked this hawwttt guy (no homo -_- ) I would never have my own pictures on there. (At least not at age 17.)

Should I bother?

do it for the lulz