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[Troll_Patrol]

sup *******s


sent bish this message: I would climb Mt. Everest using Snooki's breath as my only air
supply and a banana hammock as my only clothing if it meant that I
could speak to you through morse code for one hour.

her reply: haven't heard that one before, I'll give you that.


not sure what a decent response would be tho....any tips?

[Rich89]

Gonna try OKC, keep seeing the same bishes on POF. The formats gonna take some getting used to but hopefully I'll have better results.

[tential]

yea same here, plus i don't have any pictures taken from other people of me ever since i hit this weight so now i have time to get non bathroom self taken photos lulz.

Was she cute? if the whale is cute i'd still smash aslong as she could make her self look decent on a date.

Eh I wouldn't say cute. Maybe if she did herself up? I'd probably just blaze with her every now and then lol. Maybe smash just to get free weed (Manwhored myself to fatties for weed and will do again if need be I like free things).

[Aesthetical]

lolwut




brb wishing I was in tampa

[Troll_Patrol]

sup *******s


sent bish this message: I would climb Mt. Everest using Snooki's breath as my only air
supply and a banana hammock as my only clothing if it meant that I
could speak to you through morse code for one hour.

her reply: haven't heard that one before, I'll give you that.


not sure what a decent response would be tho....any tips?

come on brehs

[dnaskate]

I used to write my own message and always got good responses. But to whoever wrote those genuis copy and paste. Has saved me so much time, I just spam the same message and get the same if or not more responses.

[zebrah]

come on brehs

Now we're talking! Let's do this thing cave man style. We can go to my cabin in the woods up north, it has a fridge stocked full of Devastator Double Bocks. I'll throw on my loincloth and whittle myself a spear, then go out in the woods for a few days and bag a couple elk. Then throw em over my shoulders, maybe crank out a clean set of squats while I'm at it, and trek back to my household where you will be waiting, wearing a traditional cowhide singlet. I will remove my wretched cloth so you can �mire my glutes while I grill them up. I assume you will barely be able to contain yourself as my natural pheromones and the scent of dirt, sweat, and hard work hit your nostrils, but you�ll have to wait until after dinner. To keep up with the Neanderthal theme we will throw all the food on the floor of the cabin and eat with our bear hands. Once your mind finally comprehends the alphaness of what just happened your ancestral female instincts will kick in and I will have to fight to keep you off of me. But I will eventually give in and we will have a multiday sex fest using the leftovers we�d be rolling in and each other�s sweat to fuel it. Does that sound like something more down your ally?

[Troll_Patrol]

Now we're talking! Let's do this thing cave man style. We can go to my cabin in the woods up north, it has a fridge stocked full of Devastator Double Bocks. I'll throw on my loincloth and whittle myself a spear, then go out in the woods for a few days and bag a couple elk. Then throw em over my shoulders, maybe crank out a clean set of squats while I'm at it, and trek back to my household where you will be waiting, wearing a traditional cowhide singlet. I will remove my wretched cloth so you can �mire my glutes while I grill them up. I assume you will barely be able to contain yourself as my natural pheromones and the scent of dirt, sweat, and hard work hit your nostrils, but you�ll have to wait until after dinner. To keep up with the Neanderthal theme we will throw all the food on the floor of the cabin and eat with our bear hands. Once your mind finally comprehends the alphaness of what just happened your ancestral female instincts will kick in and I will have to fight to keep you off of me. But I will eventually give in and we will have a multiday sex fest using the leftovers we�d be rolling in and each other�s sweat to fuel it. Does that sound like something more down your ally?

not sure if srs. was thinking of using the one reply to mount everest but not sure if another ridiculous reply will work...

[zebrah]

not sure if srs. was thinking of using the one reply to mount everest but not sure if another ridiculous reply will work...

depends if you wanna take it slow or find out if she is DTF

[Troll_Patrol]

depends if you wanna take it slow or find out if she is DTF

true, obviously wanna see if shes dtf but not gonna keep throwin ridiculous lines if it wont work. nom sayin?

plus with the way she responded not sure if i should send something else.

[zebrah]

true, obviously wanna see if shes dtf but not gonna keep throwin ridiculous lines if it wont work. nom sayin?

plus with the way she responded not sure if i should send something else.

she didn't respond negatively first pasta, the smiley face tells me she like it. I would personally use another smaller pasta to see if she is dtf/number close

[Aesthetical]

lolwut




brb wishing I was in tampa

brb still wishing I lived in tampa
brb 2 numbers from hotties in 1 night
brb no girls like this where I live

[Troll_Patrol]

she didn't respond negatively first pasta, the smiley face tells me she like it. I would personally use another smaller pasta to see if she is dtf/number close

hmmm, in that case i could just go with "Do you like to text?" and see wut happens

[TommyTuffGuy]

lolwut




brb wishing I was in tampa

brb I am!

I also just met a bish off POF who has this drama with some other bish on my profile over ANOTHER dude and I had to hear a 20 min phone call about this.

lucky **** is jewcy as fawk or I wouldn't have humored it. I did tell her "lol whut who cares?" "SHE TRIED TO KILL ME AND RUN OVER ME WITH HER CAR! WHY ARE YOU HER FRIEND!?!"

and I'm like...................this is over another d00d..why would I give a chit?

[Daveeee]

What now lol???

"I can only think of one thing that is better...and that happens to occur in my bed."

Do it.

[Aesthetical]

brb I am!

I also just met a bish off POF who has this drama with some other bish on my profile over ANOTHER dude and I had to hear a 20 min phone call about this.

lucky **** is jewcy as fawk or I wouldn't have humored it. I did tell her "lol whut who cares?" "SHE TRIED TO KILL ME AND RUN OVER ME WITH HER CAR! WHY ARE YOU HER FRIEND!?!"

and I'm like...................this is over another d00d..why would I give a chit?

Im seriously considering moving down there, im sick of this *******ry up north. Havent found a job up here, hotter bishes down there. Makes sense to me.

"I can only think of one thing that is better...and that happens to occur in my bed."

Do it.

I had already sent this instead lol
"Well if all went according to plan and I seduced you with my mind, we were going to do the cheek clapping and booty smackin, but since you wont jump off a cliff with me im not sure I want to give you that pleasure anymore."

[MiaYaYo]

DING DING DING

[NYY]

DING DING DING

Will be using that right now for the lulz.

I'll screen cap anything noteworthy.

[JamesMUSCLE]

lolwut




brb wishing I was in tampa

That works every time

Edit: Just got another # with the 9/10 line

[miketheblade]

DING DING DING

winning.

[Aesthetical]

DING DING DING

gjdm thats like a 1/1 million shot of working. Bet she receives hundred of those mails. Must be a handsome basturd.

[Aesthetical]

fuarrrrrrr


This is really fuking pathetics, I just did a local search for my area, 7 chicks online.

brb crying myself to sleep

[Scarbarrow]

fuuark

[MiaYaYo]

Is there a requirement to wear the POF krew on the sig.. bc i ve been killing it and want to jump in full time haha

[BoilerUpIndy]

fffuuuu so i asked out this new OKC bish a few days ago, tells me she is busy/working over the weekend and works long days (pharmacist), so she doesn't usually go out after those kinda days (skeptical hippo)....she texted me 45 minutes ago asking if I will be out tonight....told her that some of my pool buddies and I were thinking about it earlier but nothing came through, then I asked what she is doing/if she's going out. No F'ing reply. F'ing text games these bishes play drive me nuts.

[grizz101]

got a few numbers on here. 1 legit 9/10.

its fun to mess around on there

[Troll_Patrol]

fuarrrrrrr


This is really fuking pathetics, I just did a local search for my area, 7 chicks online.

brb crying myself to sleep

my area is worse, theres more online but none are hot.

[JamesMUSCLE]

my area is worse, theres more online but none are hot.

Guarantee my area is even worse.

[Aesthetical]

Guarantee my area is even worse.

Lol Idaho, yeah most likely.

[tential]

Are you guys unable to search by height in your areas? No matter what search I put in the height never works now.