¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread V.3¬¬¬

[artDDP]

FUK YEA BRAHS!!!

Chick came over and i fuked her WOOOOOOT! Good bye virginity hahaha!

Mandatory pics for the misc.

Nice. Repped.

[mrkotfw]

ok guys, let me tell you how much of a pornstar I was last night. Worth the read.

I was at a bar and my friends went home at like 1:30am because they were pussies and tired. So I go back home. I'm like "this sucks, I want to **** something". I had started talking to this cute black girl on POF 2 days ago and had exchanged numbers. I texted her to see what was up and she said "I'm downtown you should come to this bar." Well I didn't feel like drinking anymore so i was like "well how about I come pick you guys up and we all come back to my house?" They agreed. So I get down there and pick em up and her friend is BANGIN. We get back to my house and the POF girl and I go in my room and her friend goes in the other bedroom. Here's where it gets good...

We're laying there and she just jumps on top of me and rips my clothes off so I do the same. This is where it gets intense, out of no where she punches me in the face and im kind of like "wait wtf?!" For some reason this really turned me on so I slapped her back. I turn her over and start goin down on her. Then she starts giving me orders and is like "get the **** on top of me and **** the **** out of me right now" and i was like "no suck my dick", then she punches me again and says "**** ME NOW" so I slapped her back hard and said "NO suck my ****ing dick right now" So she starts going down on me(best BJ i've ever had) and then out of no where she throws my legs up and starts licking my *******. It took me by surprise and I had never had this happen to me before.....I kind of liked it hahah. Anyway, we start ****ing and she's going nuts and being insanely loud. After about 20 minutes of this my bedroom door opens and her friend is standing in my doorway naked.....I swear the girl I was banging looks at her and says "get over here" So immediately in my head I'm thinking "YES!!!!!!" they both start going down on me and I start ****ing them both blah blah. Well the POF girl starts squirting EVERYWHERE. she started squirting on my chest and starts licking it up and then starts squirting on my face and im in like a world of shock because I have never had sex like this before. To end the story, we ****ed for almost 2 hours. I felt like Tommy for a night. He's a picture of my bed sheets and you can see how much she squirted all over my bed.

Boner achieved.

[KRRZ350]

Jealous, I've joined the mile high club but still never had a 3-way, hope it goes down EXACTLY like that.

Whats the cougar Line?

EDIT:

You guys get the move on not interested with you thing? I get that alot.Must be too ugly

Again, if one is on chat and she doesnt reply..

Is that ontothenextone?

Help a brada pleaese

Well you should always be moving on to the next one, throw a "oh because [insert pasta here]" at her. I've had ones come around, there's a good chance she's testing you or she wouldn't have replied.

[KRRZ350]

Has anyone else noticed the biggest whores of whores on there always have Long Term?


Can't wait to hit 50, I've learned a lot from you guys, thanks again. Last night was great, I've never been getting so much pussy in my entire life.

[BoilerUpIndy]

FUK YEA BRAHS!!!

Chick came over and i fuked her WOOOOOOT! Good bye virginity hahaha!

Fuuuuu I'm jelly, GJDM. Last night I texted the girl I went out with on Thursday night, and she said she may come to my pool today. And OF COURSE I wake up this morning to my eye feeling weird, kinda looks like pink eye....fuarrrkkkkkkkkkk. Guess I won't be taking my sunglasses off if she decides to come.

[zSolo]

Guyzzzz i dun goofed, chic already got the same copy/pasta i sent her,,,,not talken to meh anymore

my dick wanted her..


middle eastern



ontothenextone.mp3

Hope dis aint a trolllololol



yO ANYONE feel bad for not wanting to talk to a chic that messages u or just ignoring her lulu...feelsbadman.. o well :{

[arsenal14]

In. Pof/okc rookie

[linversion]

Daaang, so many more choices on OKC, time to have some fun

[artDDP]

Has anyone else noticed the biggest whores of whores on there always have Long Term?

That, and it's usually the ones who write in their profile that they aren't looking for hook-ups or one-night-stands.

yO ANYONE feel bad for not wanting to talk to a chic that messages u or just ignoring her lulu...feelsbadman.. o well :{

Lol, no. Though, I have felt bad for the girls that really like me and want more than a few f*cks and I wind up having to ditch.

[Jay_]

Had one girl from POF drunk text me last night saying "I want you sooooo baddd " Of course I was sleeping at the time... oh well, it's on now.

Other girl I'm going to try for nudez today and see how that goes.

Down to 3 girls now though going to start spamming again soon.

[KRRZ350]

Since I need to get up to 50 fast, I'm just gonna post some messages, good or bad comments are welcome. Just sent this one, WAY LONGER THAN NORMAL, to a chick who got my killa copy pasta opener, she isn't hot and has long term, and tattoos. She's ****able though (I have low standards) $20 says she is secretely DTF, what I was shooting for here was getting the "I know you're not a whore, so you can **** me now" thing that slutty girls always need to feel, out of the way before we even meet up.

It's going pretty damn good. Wish it was a bit sunnier but it's still decent weather for taking the bike out. Cookouts? Who goes to cookouts on july 4th weekend? That's soooooo weird, you're such a weirdo Kelley!! OF COURSE I have!!!

Hey I'll be upfront though, I have a good thing going with my life in general, I've found serious relationships to be nothing but trouble, every girl I find attractive some how turns out to be crazy and tries to screw up what I have going, so I'm just having fun. I messaged you because you're first dates were all fun stuff, not the typical 'going out for drinks', and you're looking for long-term, so you're obviously not a whore or easy like all the other "date's" I've had on here, and I like that.

If you're fun and exciting I'd be down for a round of mini-golf sometime, and as long as you get a 1/2 way decent score and we hit it off we could go back for a few drinks at my place and practice our strokes, finding the water hazards, and I can show you this move to seamlessly pass the guy at the windmill. I apologize if that's too forward. So are you fun and exciting?

[CLIMATIC]

Been gone for a while brahs.

Went out last thurs with a bish. she was into me, kissed but havent talked to her since. I tried to contact..no answer im just gonna let her come back to me (if she ever does)

Went on a copy pasta frenzy yesterday got bout 4 numbers. today's gonna be my set dates up day.

[Ejjw18]

Since I need to get up to 50 fast, I'm just gonna post some messages, good or bad comments are welcome. Just sent this one, WAY LONGER THAN NORMAL, to a chick who got my killa copy pasta opener, she isn't hot and has long term, and tattoos. She's ****able though (I have low standards) $20 says she is secretely DTF, what I was shooting for here was getting the "I know you're not a whore, so you can **** me now" thing that slutty girls always need to feel, out of the way before we even meet up.

It's going pretty damn good. Wish it was a bit sunnier but it's still decent weather for taking the bike out. Cookouts? Who goes to cookouts on july 4th weekend? That's soooooo weird, you're such a weirdo Kelley!! OF COURSE I have!!!

Hey I'll be upfront though, I have a good thing going with my life in general, I've found serious relationships to be nothing but trouble, every girl I find attractive some how turns out to be crazy and tries to screw up what I have going, so I'm just having fun. I messaged you because you're first dates were all fun stuff, not the typical 'going out for drinks', and you're looking for long-term, so you're obviously not a whore or easy like all the other "date's" I've had on here, and I like that.

If you're fun and exciting I'd be down for a round of mini-golf sometime, and as long as you get a 1/2 way decent score and we hit it off we could go back for a few drinks at my place and practice our strokes, finding the water hazards, and I can show you this move to seamlessly pass the guy at the windmill. I apologize if that's too forward. So are you fun and exciting?

[Scarbarrow]

Since I need to get up to 50 fast, I'm just gonna post some messages, good or bad comments are welcome. Just sent this one, WAY LONGER THAN NORMAL, to a chick who got my killa copy pasta opener, she isn't hot and has long term, and tattoos. She's ****able though (I have low standards) $20 says she is secretely DTF, what I was shooting for here was getting the "I know you're not a whore, so you can **** me now" thing that slutty girls always need to feel, out of the way before we even meet up.

It's going pretty damn good. Wish it was a bit sunnier but it's still decent weather for taking the bike out. Cookouts? Who goes to cookouts on july 4th weekend? That's soooooo weird, you're such a weirdo Kelley!! OF COURSE I have!!!

Hey I'll be upfront though, I have a good thing going with my life in general, I've found serious relationships to be nothing but trouble, every girl I find attractive some how turns out to be crazy and tries to screw up what I have going, so I'm just having fun. I messaged you because you're first dates were all fun stuff, not the typical 'going out for drinks', and you're looking for long-term, so you're obviously not a whore or easy like all the other "date's" I've had on here, and I like that.

If you're fun and exciting I'd be down for a round of mini-golf sometime, and as long as you get a 1/2 way decent score and we hit it off we could go back for a few drinks at my place and practice our strokes, finding the water hazards, and I can show you this move to seamlessly pass the guy at the windmill. I apologize if that's too forward. So are you fun and exciting?

wtf did i just read.

[Ejjw18]

wtf did i just read.

that is EXACTLY how I felt.

[tential]

I actually got that message. Sadly, a woman will not lol.

[CLIMATIC]

Is there a way to know if you ve sent a girl a message already or not ?

Add to favorites
Look at View MSGs
It gives you the history going back 20 days
Remove from favories
?????
Profit

(credit Aesthtical)

[datboigene]

i wish i had time for this, will do again once summer is in full swingggg

[Aesthetical]

Add to favorites
Look at View MSGs
It gives you the history going back 20 days
Remove from favories
?????
Profit

(credit Aesthtical)

There might be a flaw in that. When you add someone to your favorites it send them an email notifying them that you did that. So unless they turned their email notifications off, they are going to know you added them. Its still easier than going through the contact history lol.

[SmashinTheBook]

POF SCAM STORY:

She came to hangout at my house and she wouldn't even **** me. All we did was kiss/touch. Asked me for $10 worth of gas which I agreed to give her before she came here. She leaves, paid her the $10. Didnt even get laid. Just texted her and she had deleted my number. ****ing skank

[Scarbarrow]

POF SCAM STORY:

She came to hangout at my house and she wouldn't even **** me. All we did was kiss/touch. Asked me for $10 worth of gas which I agreed to give her before she came here. She leaves, paid her the $10. Didnt even get laid. Just texted her and she had deleted my number. ****ing skank

strong 10$ hooker who didn't even fuk you...feelsbadman. I'd never give a pof skank money..srs

Add to favorites
Look at View MSGs
It gives you the history going back 20 days
Remove from favories
?????
Profit

(credit Aesthtical)

Add names to notepad/excel/word whatever.. with a keyword of the pasta

I.E

You sent IamAwhore69 Johnny Depp Pasta (Reply? No)
You sent IZuckDik 9/10 Closure Pasta (Reply? Yes)
Etc etc etc..

[SmashinTheBook]

Maybe it was for the best. She's told me shes ****ed around 40 guys. She was 24 or something like that


why did I even kiss her

[tential]

How long are you waiting to reactivate scarbarrow?

[Thor1991]

just got this message..

yeah u need to lift me up, my legs around ur waist, and u **** me so hard deep and fast up agains that wall, im biting ur neck while ur ****ing me too,ur grabbing my ass, and im telling u how nice that hard****feels right in my wet ****, pound my **** so hard that i scream out with pleasure, and wen ur gonna cum , u push me onto the floor in front of u, and i tell u to to shoot ur cum rite into my mouth cos i wanna watch u watching me play with it on my tongue..

I need this to not be a troll so hard right now.. lmao

[CLIMATIC]

There might be a flaw in that. When you add someone to your favorites it send them an email notifying them that you did that. So unless they turned their email notifications off, they are going to know you added them. Its still easier than going through the contact history lol.

Yeah you're right and that has crossed my mind, but then I decided....

[Scarbarrow]

How long are you waiting to reactivate scarbarrow?

3 weeks starting last thursday.

Maybe it was for the best. She's told me shes ****ed around 40 guys. She was 24 or something like that


why did I even kiss her

lol don't give any pof bishes money.

[tential]

May be in on that with you in terms of just waiting to start my POF. I wanna focus on lifting and getting back into routine.

Just had a whale hit my troll account up. Sadly, I kind of actually wish she was around my area. Biitch is 420 friendly and I need a good smoke -.-

[Scarbarrow]

May be in on that with you in terms of just waiting to start my POF. I wanna focus on lifting and getting back into routine.

Just had a whale hit my troll account up. Sadly, I kind of actually wish she was around my area. Biitch is 420 friendly and I need a good smoke -.-

yea same here, plus i don't have any pictures taken from other people of me ever since i hit this weight so now i have time to get non bathroom self taken photos lulz.

Was she cute? if the whale is cute i'd still smash aslong as she could make her self look decent on a date.

[Aesthetical]

What now lol???

[KouRon]

Fuuuuu I'm jelly, GJDM. Last night I texted the girl I went out with on Thursday night, and she said she may come to my pool today. And OF COURSE I wake up this morning to my eye feeling weird, kinda looks like pink eye....fuarrrkkkkkkkkkk. Guess I won't be taking my sunglasses off if she decides to come.

Thanks my man!

So happy that POF chick who i was meant to go on a date with fell through! Otherwise none of this would have happened!

Fuuarrrrkkkk feels good to no longer being a virgin .

What now lol???

Mmmm redirect convo now IMO. Go with tree climbing and flexibility copy pasta.