I regret not talking to this girl before graduating so much...

[4NIC8R]

No, when did I ever say the opportunity I had was at lunch? It was after school.

he got confused between my suggestion and your message to me..


my point was to make up such a ridiculous "opportunity" so that she would know it was fake/sarcasm and laugh. after that i was straight to the point without being aggressive

[xeron]

is she scarlett johansson? b/c if so do whatever it takes to smash/10.

She looks like a mix of Scarlett Johnson and Taylor Swift.

[dohhhhh6]

... I've had crush on you for years is a joke. You're not supposed to act like a beta and explain self u creep

[squatforthelulz]

OP plz post more

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[Pliffy]

[cflores22290]

show her ur scroony back and justin beeber hair cut op...she will go head over heels for u (not srs)

[Tunes]

You better get her number and call her... those ******** responses aren't going to keep you above water very long.

[umadphaggot]

She looks like a mix of Scarlett Johnson and Taylor Swift.

[xeron]

show her ur scroony back and justin beeber hair cut op...she will go head over heels for u (not srs)

i forget why you're mad bro, remind me again please?

[rrbb]

She looks like a mix of Scarlett Johnson and Taylor Swift.

OP the gods are on your side, be as alpha as you can and don't even consider the possibility of you phucking anything up, it isn't going to happen, because it can't.

[joslbrb13]

man dem eyes on that girl! She looks cute as hell in that profile pic, even though its pretty small. I'm rooting for you OP!

[MisterrrM]

She probably thinks you're weird for writing a message and after she responds in less than a minute you wait another 20 min to respond

fb chat her

[cflores22290]

i forget why you're mad bro, remind me again please?

lol im not i just like fukin wit u op...u take the internet to serious brah

[AquasKrazyKush]

what happened to ur old thread where u used the same line OP? did u end up dating the chick??

[rrbb]

OP...tell her you have 500+ rep points

[xeron]

I think I did well.

[milanooo]

OP why don't you just chat her up and meet up irl instead of using an opening of 'ive had a crush on you for years' LOL

Age: 17
Status: Virgin

[rrbb]

She probably thinks you're weird for writing a message and after she responds in less than a minute you wait another 20 min to respond

fb chat her

risky cuz you have little-to-no time to think...better to do messages first then meet in person. doing the chat thing in between leaves room for OP to phuck up and ruin his chances of chillin in person IMO

[TheJoshuaa]

OP what'd you send her?

edit: Totally phucked up. You weren't aggressive in any of the messages before that, can't switch like that.

[IronRingGymnast]

yes, yes,....YES

gj op man

[rrbb]

I think I did well.

not bad bro, wink may be a little superfluous, but gj nonetheless

[dejan_85]

gj op, you delivered

[LaughingBuddha]

what happened to ur old thread where u used the same line OP? did u end up dating the chick??

he went on a date with her, but didn't kiss her, just talked for 45 min. then both went home, she left a message on FB saying "date like a man or get played like a bitch". fukk that hoe.

also, come on, 33 minutes and she probably sees you're online all the time? aw shiit. at least you sent a smiley face

[xeron]

he went on a date with her, but didn't kiss her, just talked for 45 min. then both went home, she left a message on FB saying "date like a man or get played like a bitch". fukk that hoe.

this

[GamerMisc]

STRONG this

quoted for emphasis.

[lunchbox12]

gjdm

if she likes you, it really doesnt matter what you say.

[Manthefup]

Cuzz you are breaking the rules of length. She is going to see you as desperate if you keep writing novels to her one line questions. Short, witty , and to the point. You have less than 5 messages to make a move on her or move on in general.

[sloop]

I think I did well.

Did you swipe those corny lines straight out of a Hallmark Valentine's Day card?

Don't tell her "that's why you need to....", she's not a miscer. She's not one of your bros.

Crash. And. Burn.

[tential]

Keep her hanging and waiting for your messages. Leave time inbetween don't ******** chat and don't insta respond. The fact that she is instantly responding means she is interested as phark.

[lunchbox12]

he went on a date with her, but didn't kiss her, just talked for 45 min. then both went home, she left a message on FB saying "date like a man or get played like a bitch". fukk that hoe.

also, come on, 33 minutes and she probably sees you're online all the time? aw shiit. at least you sent a smiley face

hory sheet serious? what a whore.