It sucks being 30

[Immichaelski]

brb, too old to go back to college, brb too old to join millitary, brb too old to join merchant marines, brb, I havent aged since I was 20, I cant find work, Im broke, brb too old to hit on 22 year old chicks who didnt date me when I was 25, brb life sucks and Im going to commit suicide

[TheSportUK]

You can still hit on 22 year old girls, maybe.

[Better Unborn]

Don't tell them you are 31? Profit.

[Perfection96]

can't wait to be 30 srs..

[Brozart]

do not commit suicide good bro


if you haven't aged since you were 20, what's stopping you from telling 22-year-olds you're 20?




if you got nothin to lose, go on a trip or some sh!t, enjoy whatever you can while it's there

[tacticalreload]

brb, too old to go back to college, brb too old to join millitary, brb too old to join merchant marines, brb, I havent aged since I was 20, I cant find work, Im broke, brb too old to hit on 22 year old chicks who didnt date me when I was 25, brb life sucks and Im going to commit suicide

Try being 33 buddy.

[MetroBrah]

You can still do all those things except the military.

[mcfluff]

22 yr old bishes are only good for smashing anyway so just don't tell them you're 31

[k-wind]

How is 30 too old to go back to school? Community Colleges are loaded with students around your age brah

[Wisdom187]

do you have schizophrenia?


your thread history is ****ing crazy.

[Immichaelski]

do not commit suicide good bro


if you haven't aged since you were 20, what's stopping you from telling 22-year-olds you're 20?




if you got nothin to lose, go on a trip or some sh!t, enjoy whatever you can while it's there

I dont even have a car man. To make matters worse my folks just seperated and they are broke too. My life is a nightmare right now. this goes to anyone at a deadend job thats going nowhere. I worked my ass off for years only to be laid off and left with nothing. Get out of that before you end up like me too. This is a terrible place to be. I dont know what to do. I honestly hope the world ends, nothing but ****eating terrible people anyways.

[ezra76]

BRB who the hell wants to do any of those things? Problem is in your head dude. I'm 35 and it doesn't suck. Sucks for you cause you still have the mentality and ambitions of a 20yr. old, grow up.

As far as chics, being in your 30's is great. I got a bangable range of like 16-17yrs., yes, I'd hit a 42yr. old.

[BruceBruce325]

youredoingitwrong.jpg

bro... plenty of my 30ish friends are still macking on women that are in their 20's

keep your head up... everything happens in threes

[CR123]

brb if you keep thinking like that and other people will feel the same way about you.

I think it's time for a mind change brah

[Hegotgame]

brb making excuses for being a failure.

[Memory_lane]

I started college at 30. Youngest woman I've dated is 25 and current 27. My friend who is 33 dates a 23 year old woman.You can do all that bro dont let your age limit you.

[Mudkip]

wut? there are 40's and 60 year olds in my college

[ryands650x]

It only sucks to be 30 if you ****ed off your 20s and didnt do anything with your life... Its your fault.

[Shiboopi]

brb, too old to go back to college, brb too old to join millitary, brb too old to join merchant marines, brb, I havent aged since I was 20, I cant find work, Im broke, brb too old to hit on 22 year old chicks who didnt date me when I was 25, brb life sucks and Im going to commit suicide

If you back out on that now, you are a quitter forever.

[Dutch24]

It only sucks to be 30 if you ****ed off your 20s and didnt do anything with your life... Its your fault.

This is me.

Now like the OP is am struggling big time being in my 30s with the maturity of a immature 20 years old.

No plans to get married, hate my job, losing my hair, becoming ugly as fcuk cuz....enjoy your youth while you can brahs...

[HighwheyToHell]

I think the cut off for the Army is like 42.

[Ciu79]

Dude you're crazy, I'm 31.....I'm in the military, I'm going to college, I hit on and successfully "make friends with" 20, 21, 22 year olds on a regular basis.....and if I wanted to I could join the merchant marines.....but, that would just be crazy!

If I can do it, you can do it dude!

[Immichaelski]

do you have schizophrenia?


your thread history is ****ing crazy.

lol, but they are all true

[Ciu79]

You can definately join at 30! I had a Soldier join two years ago that was 39!! He's still on Active Duty status.

[BetaRay]

Take out insuance in OP name. OP commits suicide looks like an accident = profit!

[Immichaelski]

Dude you're crazy, I'm 31.....I'm in the military, I'm going to college, I hit on and successfully "make friends with" 20, 21, 22 year olds on a regular basis.....and if I wanted to I could join the merchant marines.....but, that would just be crazy!

If I can do it, you can do it dude!

It says they cut off at age 25

[BasedPrincess]

calm down bro, ur scary me

[onehundred111]

brb, too old to go back to college, brb too old to join millitary, brb too old to join merchant marines, brb, I havent aged since I was 20, I cant find work, Im broke, brb too old to hit on 22 year old chicks who didnt date me when I was 25, brb life sucks and Im going to commit suicide

You're not too old to go back to college. You can still bag a 25 year old. You are in good health, you're not blind, or deaf, and you're breathing. You are the most pessimistic person, please bother someone else with your whining

[mikestarr]

My life does suck more at 32...work out, have a town home, nice car, stable job....foreveralone.jpeg

[Immichaelski]

calm down bro, ur scary me

Im the one who is scared, I live in a small poor town, no job, no money, no help from family, no car, how this happened I dont know, Im ****ed!