rattled as phuck.
did her twice yesterday, as I was changing she goes
"you have such a small soft penis for such a big guy" "its cute" 100% SRS.
at this moment my heart sank and i'm like what...the...phuck...did I honestly just hear that?
but I smiled and pretended to lol, I flung it around and said "you mad" or something like that LOL srs. Then she said, "but not hard, you're way bigger hard, remember when you couldn't fit and made me bleed?"
but i'm pretty sure she said that due to my WTF facial reaction that i couldn't totally hide
I don't know what to do brahs...i've been with her 5 months, smash ALL the time, she has said my sex was the best she ever had. she never lies (which explains why she said I have a small soft cock, I guess it's true... phuck). she's a great person, talks about marriage/kids have come up...she's told me she loves me and I haven't said it back yet lulz.
basically...my ego is shot. do I talk to her about it? i've never felt insecure about penis until now...holy phuck insecurity feels bad.
do I talk to her about it? or just play it off and make jokes and don't let her see the insecurity she started?
ps : my soft cock is 3 (sometimes 4) inches, it doubles when hard to 6 inches on the dot.
oh and her ex was apparently huge, that ******* prob had a huge flaccid...phuck
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05-30-2011, 09:29 AM #1
girlfriend told me i have a small penis (srs)
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05-30-2011, 09:29 AM #2
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05-30-2011, 09:30 AM #3OG LOC
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05-30-2011, 09:30 AM #4
I'm only 6" and im 6'2", never had any complaints and on a couple occasions I've even made the girls cry from pain (I don't get it) srs
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05-30-2011, 09:30 AM #5Can't stop, Won't Stop
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But in all seriousness, any comments directed at your penis should be proceeded by grabbing your shaft, swinging it around and going "Helicopter, helicopter, helicoooooooooopter!"
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05-30-2011, 09:30 AM #6Registered Troll
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Fukin beta.
I would've slapped that bitch for even looking at my dick.
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05-30-2011, 09:31 AM #7Banned
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6 inches is pretty normal. i dont know why she would say its small unless shes had dat dere black cawk (no racist)
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05-30-2011, 09:31 AM #8LIBTARD from KS
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try the smaller hole, she won't think it's small when you put it there...
How you gonna rip it like that son? I don't play that, cause its action, I go... pat, pat, pat 'cause i'm black son! That's right, i'm the black sheep, the real black sheep. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep.
Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
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05-30-2011, 09:32 AM #9Registered User
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break up with the bish
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05-30-2011, 09:32 AM #10Registered User
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we all know whos the alpha in your relationship
hint: it aint you bub
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05-30-2011, 09:32 AM #11Pays the Iron price.
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6 inches is fine brah, tell thats bish shes a hoe thats had too much BBC.
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05-30-2011, 09:32 AM #12Registered User
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tell her she has a giant vagina.
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05-30-2011, 09:33 AM #13Banned
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6 inches is pretty steep man...
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05-30-2011, 09:33 AM #14Registered User
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where is that gif from?Originally Posted by Architekt
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05-30-2011, 09:33 AM #15Registered User
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dump her
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05-30-2011, 09:33 AM #16The Angry Inch
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well, even if she was serious it doesn't sound like she said it with the intention of making you go apesh*t
just chill op, don't fall to pieces over what a woman says
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05-30-2011, 09:34 AM #17DIS SHO AM GUD
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it's ok OP, it's cute!
Been chatting to a 14 year old girl online. She's funny, sexy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop! How cool is that at her age!?
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05-30-2011, 09:34 AM #18no man trust me, i've been alpha as PHUCKOriginally Posted by kidnamedsteve
i've spent less than 100$ dollars on her and we've been dating for 5 months.
she started cooking/cleaning because of me, she said she broke up with her ex because he was "such a beta male"....100% SRS.
she said she's never felt so protected around a person like she has with me...
not beta brah...but holy phuck this has rattled me.
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05-30-2011, 09:34 AM #19Banned
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LOL
Now there's a tramp without a filter on her mouth. Obviously she was thinking out loud, leaving you to wonder where she gets her basis for comparison. Now you have the knowledge that she was with a horse-cock before yours.
Have fun trying to sleep, OP.
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05-30-2011, 09:35 AM #20yeah she definitely didn't have that intention...which I guess makes it worse.Originally Posted by CtrlAltRepeat
what to do? should I just get over it?
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05-30-2011, 09:35 AM #21puttbrah
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don't sweat it brah, i got dat dere cute widdle flaccid penis too
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05-30-2011, 09:36 AM #22thegoodthebadtherustled
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girlfriend told me i have a small penis (srs)
rattled as phuck.
did her twice yesterday, as I was changing she goes
"you have such a small soft penis for such a big guy" "its cute" 100% SRS.
at this moment my heart sank and i'm like what...the...phuck...did I honestly just hear that?
but I smiled and pretended to lol, I flung it around and said "you mad" or something like that LOL srs. Then she said, "but not hard, you're way bigger hard, remember when you couldn't fit and made me bleed?"
but i'm pretty sure she said that due to my WTF facial reaction that i couldn't totally hide
I don't know what to do brahs...i've been with her 5 months, smash ALL the time, she has said my sex was the best she ever had. she never lies (which explains why she said I have a small soft cock, I guess it's true... phuck). she's a great person, talks about marriage/kids have come up...she's told me she loves me and I haven't said it back yet lulz.
basically...my ego is shot. do I talk to her about it? i've never felt insecure about penis until now...holy phuck insecurity feels bad.
do I talk to her about it? or just play it off and make jokes and don't let her see the insecurity she started?
ps : my soft cock is 3 (sometimes 4) inches, it doubles when hard to 6 inches on the dot.
oh and her ex was apparently huge, that ******* prob had a huge flaccid...phuck
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she can't complain if she'd dead
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05-30-2011, 09:36 AM #23Banned
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if a girl insulted my penor i probably wouldve told her she had fuked up tits and a dirty, loose vag.
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05-30-2011, 09:37 AM #24Registered User
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srs you cant change it, just deal with it, more to life than worrying about penis size
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05-30-2011, 09:37 AM #25Registered User
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6 inches hard is at the upper end of average/normal. Sounds like she was just commenting on flaccid which is irrelevant anyway. I'd let the comment slide if she was talking about flaccid.
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05-30-2011, 09:37 AM #26Registered User
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Put your confidence in yourself, not your penis brah.Originally Posted by coolbrah
Otherwise you'll always be insecure because of **** like this
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05-30-2011, 09:38 AM #27
Who gives a **** about soft size? jam it down her throat
The story is bull**** anyway
'HEY REMEMBER WHY YOU COULDNT GET IT IN AND MADE ME BLEED'
'HER EX WAS HUGE'
contradicting story is contradicting
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05-30-2011, 09:39 AM #28Registered User
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yup, thats what alpha males hear all the time.. "haha your cock is small". in fact if you dont hear that at least 10 times a day you are not alpha at allOriginally Posted by coolbrah
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05-30-2011, 09:39 AM #29Registered User
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pics of gf?
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05-30-2011, 09:39 AM #30Banned
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start investigating her previous sexing relationships OP (srs)
sounds to me like she might be a huge sluut and has probably seen alot of dongs up close.
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