Being white is not all its cracked up to be !

[vatrue]

I know that most people would give anything to be Caucasion, but let me tell you, its no picnic! First of all, we get turned down from jobs because they wanna "celebrate diversity" up in here, so you know that Mr Mungfu or Senoir Rodriguez will get the cut before you do.

We also burn intensely in the outdoor sun. Because of my milky white skin, I have to lather myself with as much sun screen as possible (85 SPF!) and pray to the Lord that I don't peel myself silly after 15 minutes.

Oh, and we're just terrible dancers. When God handed out rhythm, he sure forgot about us white folk. We can't dance to save our lives. We also age pre-maturely. I notice that the Orientals and the Negroes seem to look years younger than their age, where us honkeys are really looking like we're pushing 50 by the time we're 25. Being white is not a privilege . Its a curse!

[Num3n]

even though you made this post for the lulz.... one shouldnt make sweeping broad statements about any people - even your own race

for example, i tan nicely and i'm white

secondly dancing is not innate, you learn how to do it. I have seen many caucasian people dance very well..


so ralphs... please go

[M_Pek]

I want your silky smooth hair, asian people.

[BasedPrincess]

lol at thinking people would give up anything to be pale...

[lieutenantURNER]

things ive gathered from op's post.


-he's a virgin
-he's fat/ugly/socially awkward
-he's southern
-he's super christian
-he wishes he was black and cool
-he's racist
-he's jobless
-he lives with his parents
-he's pale and never goes outside


am i on the right track OP?

[inb4ripped]

brb knowing black people get scholarships based on thier skin color regardless of their gpa while i cant get one even with a decent gpa

[Ryceryder85]

brb never getting racial profiled
brb never questioned about citizenship and being "American"
brb "white privilege "

[CementPizza]

Only bones are white.

[Sheople]

I know that most people would give anything to be Caucasion, but let me tell you, its no picnic! First of all, we get turned down from jobs because they wanna "celebrate diversity" up in here, so you know that Mr Mungfu or Senoir Rodriguez will get the cut before you do.

We also burn intensely in the outdoor sun. Because of my milky white skin, I have to lather myself with as much sun screen as possible (85 SPF!) and pray to the Lord that I don't peel myself silly after 15 minutes.

Oh, and we're just terrible dancers. When God handed out rhythm, he sure forgot about us white folk. We can't dance to save our lives. We also age pre-maturely. I notice that the Orientals and the Negroes seem to look years younger than their age, where us honkeys are really looking like we're pushing 50 by the time we're 25. Being white is not a privilege . Its a curse!

the race part is only true for unskilled labor. if you are white and your only source of income is unskilled labor then you or your parents dun goofed somewhere.

[muscleman420]

nah its pretty awesome actually.

[Zillionz]

Not white but at one time I really really wished I was...used to be really insecure.

These days, I'm alright, though.

[Southpaw_Red]

Look on the bright side cracker

1) Better to get turned down for a couple jobs than to suffer a life of a disadvantaged upbringing. We all get to where we want to go in the end.

2) You may burn in the sun but you can also tan and look better. Not every race can do this.

3) White people are bad dancers but if you get good all the wimmenz will be mirin' you hard.


Always a positive.

[NZDarren]

I am white
I burn and in fact have already had skin cancer
I can't dance

I agree with OP

[Foze]

i agree OP


i love being white

[Ebola_Virus]

The only valid point you had was the dancing one OP, black people just have better rhythm and that's all there is to it.

[threadjacker]

Only bones are white.

shiiiiiit'n me, I've seen some pale crackers in my day

[HeshBrah]

im middle eastern with olive skin, and perfectly enjoy a sunny day without sunburns at all. U mad, op?

[roronoa3000]

[Grug]

Being born caucasian in a western country in this day and age means one thing - you've won life's lottery (srs).