"call me old-fashioned, but ill have to have sex with a girl at least 3 times before ill even consider going to dinner with her"
"who wants to be the big, fat guy? no one does. who wants to walk through the party and be like 'yo, you seen john?' 'idk, i havent seen him.' john's been there for four hours, but nobody's seen him because no one wants to look at him. you wanna be the guy that walks in, "yea, john's right over there."
**Traditional Wet Shavers Crew**
**Misc Pilot Crew**
**Misc Zombie Response Team**
**Misc Sink Urination Crew**
**Misc Sink Ass Washer Crew**
**Put Toilet Paper On My Own Toilet Seat Crew**
**Use Massaging Shower Head To Blast Water Into My Anal Cavity Crew**
**Slam My Jimmy Through Your Mouth Roof Crew**
**13 Inch Chocolate Dragon Crew**