i "summoned a demon" yesterday. i think i goofed

[kingballer7777]

hey op did u tell 1 of ur buddies or did they witness u doing the ritual? do u think they could have fcuked w u and switched ur alarm clock to 1 and tap ur leg?

[IronGrizzly]

uhhh fuk. i did "speak to it". after i felt the taps i said "whose that? what was that?"

dude i dont wanna be cursed man. im ****ing serious. last night something else happened as well. my alarm went off at 1am! completely random as hell, my alarm always goes off at 5:30am which i set it to every day. for some random reason it went off at 1am. i was really confused and thought that it was just 5:30am (its dark at that time so i had no way of knowing the real time). i even got out of bed and turned on some lights. then i looked at another clock and it was 1am and was like......what the ****? also weird is that both situations happened at 1am. starting to worry.

I am a chaotic good person, 50% mad, 50% sane. I my opinion you're mad.

[bertface]

in my small town of cleveland TN me and 3 friends were out ****ing around near a cemetery. it was around 11 pm and one of my friends saw that a dead guys last name was gay and made fun of it and said how ****ty it would be to have that name and right after that there was a flash of lighting/thunder and a big gust of wind. ****ing **** our pants and my friend said he would see **** in the mirror and dark figures in his room late at night.

[mikaveli06]

sleep paralysis, but spirits are real SRS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

I could buy that, but it doesnt explain the thingsi seen in the mirror or windows, i have no reason to make this up, and truthfully wouldnt beleive it if someone told the story to me, but its not even what u see, it is just the dark heavy feeling thats involved with it, i wish it upon no one, def not something to play with

[SoCool]

Dont know if OP is serious but, spirits are real. I've had some life changing experiences. OP were drugs involved? Dont most sorcery/rituals involve some substance?

[swordsmanzenn]

the mind is very powerful and gullible.

[FlyinTurdNugget]

Summon a succubus for profit.





Typical succubus:

I would only do that if she succubused my dick.

[UltraMaximum]

OP were you brutally raped yet?

[HueGrection]

Oh my word, you are phucked OP. Why the phuck would you summon a demon brah?

[MEDITATE]

i would only do that if she succubused my dick.

hahahahahaha, lmao

[aussie_steven]

Made a thread bout seeing the devil when I was devilshyt
No ritual but once it happens ur a believer

strong fukin username to post ratio

[Morrissey889]

No demon an last night but the room was unusually hot.

Will summon the female demon that sucks cock this weekend when I have time.

[Maiar]

because i dont believe in that stuff. but last night 3 solid taps to my thigh which felt as real as anything and woke me up fast. i had to admit, my heart was beating hard.

if you knew there were 3 taps, it must have been the initial tap that woke you up. Or the thing was tapping your thighs for a while prior to you waking up.

Demons are violating you in your sleep.

[TopMiscer]

lulz op dungoof'd

[LikenessOfVanity]

**** man i just got done chillin and drinkin brews with my demon

[Maiar]

Just spent 6 hours performing a blood ritual to summon the Legion into the bedroom of every miscer who posted in this thread (used your avatars). Tired as f#ck.

**** you ass-hole you were better off unborn

[Iron_Prophet]

Demons are real guys. I have seen one multiple times. My friends girlfriend is a fukin legit succubus (srs).

We have theories on how she sucks my friends soul. The most prolific one being she sucks it out through his dick.

We have schemed many times on how to slay this demon bish. We tried spiking her drink with holy water, didn't work. So now we have settled on dressing in black and waiting till she is home alone and beating her to death with hammers.

[ForeverAloneGuy]

The power of christ compels you!

[Maiar]

Demons are real guys. I have seen one multiple times. My friends girlfriend is a fukin legit succubus (srs).

We have theories on how she sucks my friends soul. The most prolific one being she sucks it out through his dick.

We have schemed many times on how to slay this demon bish. We tried spiking her drink with holy water, didn't work. So now we have settled on dressing in black and waiting till she is home alone and beating her to death with hammers.

that should work

[crackrabbit]

rofl someone needs to post dick sucking succbus ritual.. will try

Demons are real guys. I have seen one multiple times. My friends girlfriend is a fukin legit succubus (srs).

We have theories on how she sucks my friends soul. The most prolific one being she sucks it out through his dick.

We have schemed many times on how to slay this demon bish. We tried spiking her drink with holy water, didn't work. So now we have settled on dressing in black and waiting till she is home alone and beating her to death with hammers.

[IronGrizzly]

Just spent 6 hours performing a blood ritual to summon the Legion into the bedroom of every miscer who posted in this thread (used your avatars). Tired as f#ck.

[Morrissey889]

Demons are real guys. I have seen one multiple times. My friends girlfriend is a fukin legit succubus (srs).

We have theories on how she sucks my friends soul. The most prolific one being she sucks it out through his dick.

We have schemed many times on how to slay this demon bish. We tried spiking her drink with holy water, didn't work. So now we have settled on dressing in black and waiting till she is home alone and beating her to death with hammers.

not sure if srs.

[zuyzilla]

Just spent 6 hours performing a blood ritual to summon the Legion into the bedroom of every miscer who posted in this thread (used your avatars). Tired as f#ck.

i'll tell ya when something happens, hope you didn't waste your fcking time

[DeeBO-]

OP: summons demon
demon: problem?
OP: having second thoughts
demon: prepare your anus

/the end

[TheDarkKnight27]

[Rizn]

stay safe