i "summoned a demon" yesterday. i think i goofed

[Painz]

These entities pray on your fear.























LOL jk, it's all in your head you idiot.

[Stuv]

[SICKK]

fap in front of him and when you ectoplasm on him go " u mad?"

[heykiddo]

i searched it in google and did one of the rituals.

last night i got woken up suddenly at 1am by what felt like someone tapping my thigh 3 times. it felt so real i thought for sure someone tapped me.

then i remembered that i did the ritual and i started panicking lol.

its all good now but im kinda afraid to go to sleep tonight.

this reminds me of paranormal activity.

Ask the ouija board to help you. Tell it how horribly lonely you feel.

[loco6299]

Prepare ur anus op..

[MakeABanana]

...... Do these "demons" breathe oxygen?...

.... Do they breathe?

If they breathe, i can kill it. If they dont breathe they dont exist... So which way you wanna go?

Fermentative anaerobic bacteria don't breathe, but I guess they don't exist because you said so.


LOL @ humans thinking they know everything when we actually know so little.

[mikaveli06]

Demons most def are real, and yes I've seen one.....frightening for sure, and will make u beleive

[ckz]

because i dont believe in that stuff. but last night 3 solid taps to my thigh which felt as real as anything and woke me up fast. i had to admit, my heart was beating hard.

called "nerves" brah

[i.am.legend]

[gjames017]

Demons most def are real, and yes I've seen one.....frightening for sure, and will make u beleive

wht do you mean you seen one?

[LVI]

Demons most def are real, and yes I've seen one.....frightening for sure, and will make u beleive

Explain?

[Ol Dirty Scrapper]

you were just dreaming
brain full of DMT

it can happen

no demons

gtfo

may 2011

negged

OP, did this guy actually neg you?

[Large_Emu]

Yeh cos if you summoned a demon I'm sure all it would do is lightly tap on your leg.

[yumahd]

What was the ritual you *******?

[jaries12]

I like to keep my mind open to all sorts of things... but I've never experienced anything supernatural, and I've tried all that summoning and Ouija board stuff.

Let down.

[Zestos]

I heard demons actually look like alien greys.

[Teenytinyboo]

IN b4, OP sucks St. Michaels dick to get rid of it for him.

[eazy e 123]

opening communication with spirits can summon good spirits (angels) or bad ones. Using protection like the lesser banishing ritual protects you from physical harm and allows you to close the connection when you're finished. Guess op didn't do that

lolwut

[eazy e 123]

Demons most def are real, and yes I've seen one.....frightening for sure, and will make u beleive

freak

[Supra20]

lol@ all these miscers saying op dun goof

Demons do not exist. And so doesn't God. You simply had some midnight cramp on your leg and your mind interpreted it as a tapping because you had a lingering doubt on the back of your head.

I've done almost every demon summoning rituals that doesn't require time and effort known on the internet and so far nothing has happened to me. I sleep and snore as loud as a pig, wake up a king and go about my day without a single fuk in the world.

Get some sleep and stop dreaming about demons. I'd reccomend a daily dose of man the fuk up.

lol@ 6'0 160 waking up a king



U wake up a skinny *******.....*******

[rjcranium]

fap in front of him and when you ectoplasm on him go " u mad?"

[TheCreator0115]

I wouldn't mess with this stuff OP,demons are very real and out there,it might start with a tender tapping of the knee,then it will be you waking up in the middle of the night seeing thing,hearing things until you are driven to the point of madness.I think there was a big thread about this ages ago and some **** did it....haven't seen him post in months.god bless you OP.Sweet Dreams......

[eazy e 123]

I wouldn't mess with this stuff OP,demons are very real and out there,it might start with a tender tapping of the knee,then it will be you waking up in the middle of the night seeing thing,hearing things until you are driven to the point of madness.I think there was a big thread about this ages ago and some **** did it....haven't seen him post in months.god bless you OP.Sweet Dreams......

wut

[cldfreak10]

OP is owner of this website...


http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serp...MONOLATRY.html

[Toledous]

Yeah because if you summon a demon it's going to tap you on the ****ing thigh then do absolutely nothing.

Logged in during my deadlift routine to rep you cause I lol'd hard.

[brazilian1337]

Ive seen an angel when i was 6-8 thats about it...

[Klerkzter]

OP contact Dean and Sam Winchester. They doesn't afraid of demons. They'll get rid it.

Hilarious^:P

It starts with an innocent touching of your thigh, then it progresses untill you have a throbbing demon cock in your unprepared anus. (Pour holy water on/in it)

Haha i laughed so hard throught the whole thread, so many funny replies :P

But srs op:

[invaded]

put a camera up while your sleeping.

write a letter saying you sell your soul
and sign it with your blood and see what
happens around 3am

report back

[tubeman]

[prettycoolguy]

Found that demon, OP





































Here it is









































Here