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    first time going to a strip club , advice?

    Im going to a strip club for my friend's birthday.. the problem is i never been to one before :/




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    wear sweatpants
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    There's no sex in the champagne room.
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    Originally Posted by Swolebrah69 View Post
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    Originally Posted by Swolebrah69 View Post
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    Originally Posted by Swolebrah69 View Post
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    Ditch the sweatpants. Wear some dress pants.
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    Don't be afraid to say "no" to a lap dance. The uglier strippers will be very persistent, but don't feel bad. Just tell them nicely but assertively, NO THANK YOU and wait for the hot ones.
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    All of you phaggots with the sweat pants comments. I prefer a different technique. Go to the club and make sure you are wearing a nice long shirt. Go into bathroom once youre at the club. Make sure the top button on your jeans are buttoned. Unzip your zipper. Stick your dik in the hole. Then pull your shirt over it. This will get closer than any sweat pants will as its a small piece of cloth seperating my cock from her vag.
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    umm he's going for his friends birthday, probably shouldn't dress like a bum and wear sweatpants. dress pants imo.

    don't say yes to the first chick that offers you a dance, usually these chicks are gonna try and hustle you but just be polite and decline. soon as you get in find a table or something and get a drink with your friends first and watch the stage.

    oh and buy the birthday boy a dance and the group should be covering his drinks.
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    wear sweatpants, don't spend too much money. i went with my boy a couple of months ago, and i got more action from the strippers than he did but he spent $150 and i spent $17 (SRS).
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    Get wasted beforehand b/c the drinks are going to be $$$$$$$$$$$$

    Bring $40 of singles and tip at the stage.

    Do not get more than one lap dance (if that). It's like 30-40 bux. You'll have more fun tipping.

    Resist the urge to make it rain with all 40 single dollar bills at one time.

    Don't let the girls con you.

    Don't be a jackass and try and touch the strippers when you're wasted.

    The girls are only there for money and are selling an illusion. Don't be the tough jackass who calls them out on it. Just play along and tip low amounts and you'll have fun.
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    Originally Posted by HawtStuff View Post
    Ditch the sweatpants. Wear some dress pants.
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    Buy a lapdance from the ugliest stripper there. All the other strippers will get really jealous and give you free dances all night.
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    Originally Posted by superkid00 View Post
    Im going to a strip club for my friend's birthday.. the problem is i never been to one before :/




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    Originally Posted by turkey_server View Post
    There's no sex in the champagne room.
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    WTF are those prices!? Here in MTL its 10$ a dance full contact and 0 clothes. damn...
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    Originally Posted by Own3r View Post
    WTF are those prices!? Here in MTL its 10$ a dance full contact and 0 clothes. damn...
    mtl is very different. all the competition in the area has caused the prices and the quality of the girls to go down. and in the states I don't even think they have any contact strip clubs for legal reasons.
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    you cannot pick up a stripper. dont bother you will embarrass yourself.

    you can pick up a waitress. the waitresses are classier and often disgruntled that they never get the attention the strippers do.
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    Originally Posted by BigNastyIsBack View Post
    All of you phaggots with the sweat pants comments. I prefer a different technique. Go to the club and make sure you are wearing a nice long shirt. Go into bathroom once youre at the club. Make sure the top button on your jeans are buttoned. Unzip your zipper. Stick your dik in the hole. Then pull your shirt over it. This will get closer than any sweat pants will as its a small piece of cloth seperating my cock from her vag.
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    Don't let them hustle you to the back room, you won't get laid back there.

    If you're going to get a lap dance only go with a girl that you are really attracted too and has a banging body, like a micer above said the ugly ones will be persistent and have mad game so beware.

    Oh yeah and just cause she talks to you for 15 min. doesn't mean she is into you, wait for it and she will eventually drop the "so do you want a dance" card.
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    Take some sandpaper to the crotch area of your sweatpants and get it as thin as possible. Enjoy the free sex, dancers might get mad when you splooge but I haven't gotten in any real trouble yet.
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    best advice i can give to you is they are not into you, no matter how much they may appear to be. you are earning potential to them, so they will be nice to you and flirt with you in hopes of you purchasing one of their services. don't get caught up in thinking they're catching feelings for you b/c they do that with every guy....don't go spending a carnote. also go with a certain amount so that you don't exceed it. like somebody else said, don't be afraid to tell a girl that you're not physicially attracted to no when she offers a lapdance....it's your money
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    Don't try to bargain with them (Srs)

    I was running low on cash and was sick of being in the club but my friend was taking forever and kept getting dance after dance.... I just wanted to leave eventually waiting for his ass

    The girls non stop bug you to get a dance, $20 for a full nude dance, I would try to do $5-10 for a topless one. After like 30 minutes I was told to leave by 2 men lol.
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    Originally Posted by Own3r View Post
    WTF are those prices!? Here in MTL its 10$ a dance full contact and 0 clothes. damn...
    this!!! what's up mtl brah!!
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