When guys don't like muscular girls?

[cnada]

Nah .. us old guys have better tastes, you need to hang out in the OV 35 section

Even if you're, say, about to turn 32?

[BrotherWolf]

Even if you're, say, about to turn 32?

there is no rule that says you must be OV35 to post there .. go ahead

[Charuto222]

They are our male overlords and where would we be without their approval/validation?!?



The only comment a guy is allowed to make is that I look awesome. Any guy who wants to tell me how to look or how to dress is begging for my boot up his butt.

I demand you get a boob job and wear an assless french maid's outfit while you are in my presence from now on.




















Now about that boot...

[Artistry]

Now about that boot...

If I may make a recommendation...

[acyu2012]

I believe there is a fine line to everything.

[Charuto222]

If I may make a recommendation...

Pfft weak

Where's your freaky side? Go with this

[aristomeow]

Pfft weak

Where's your freaky side? Go with this

Weak, pathetic, just like you [/russian accent]

[Mohammed786]

.....

[Charuto222]

Weak, pathetic, just like you [/russian accent]

Depending on whether or not you plan on using the ET looking thing as a prop of some sort (and exactly how) I'm torn on whether or not that would actually be more hardcore than my suggestion

[Artistry]

Pfft weak

Where's your freaky side? Go with this

It was the best I could find on short notice; my own taste tends toward buckles instead of spikes.

Weak, pathetic, just like you [/russian accent]

...That doll is far creepier than any footwear will ever be.

[UnaChispita]

U ladies are way 2 hardcore. I'm going with this:

[Charuto222]

U bishes are way 2 hardcore. I'm going with this:

Tickle torture ftw

I'm game

[aristomeow]

It was the best I could find on short notice; my own taste tends toward buckles instead of spikes.



...That doll is far creepier than any footwear will ever be.

I have corresponded with said doll. He wants to be on you.

[Artistry]

I have corresponded with said doll. He wants to be on you.

Dammit, Risto, I don't have time to build a flamethrower this morning.

[itsagoodday]

If I'm ever cooking and can't find my meat tenderizing mallet, I can only hope someone will walk through my kitchen wearing spiky boots at just that moment. Provided they don't mind me picking up their leg and slamming it down on the counter on top of a piece of meat.