I commented on my friend's wall because some girl left a message, and then she messaged me asking what PIHB was
-Asks me what PIHB is
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Thread: Strong 8.4 asks me what PIHB is
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05-04-2011, 05:27 PM #1
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Strong 8.4 asks me what PIHB is
Last edited by Pastier911; 05-04-2011 at 07:47 PM.
I'm gonna make it brahs.
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05-04-2011, 05:30 PM #2
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05-04-2011, 05:30 PM #3
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Funny that, because i had a friend We used to be pretty chill in elementary/middle school till he came out to me and tried to kiss me one day while we were hanging out. That really ****ed up the view I had about blacks (yes he was black). Since this event, I stopped associating with the blacks and haven't talked to him. Just today, he messaged me on ********. Told the ******* to **** off and that i didnt want anything to do with his kind anymore.
STFU AND LIFT...Tears get you sympathy, sweat will get you results.
*God Bless*
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05-04-2011, 05:31 PM #4
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What the hell that's so weird because i had a friend We used to be pretty chill in elementary/middle school till he came out to me and tried to kiss me one day while we were hanging out. That really ****ed up the view I had about blacks (yes he was black). Since this event, I stopped associating with the blacks and haven't talked to him. Just today, he messaged me on ********. Told the ******* to **** off and that i didnt want anything to do with his kind anymore.
480 Represent
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/Sublime Crew/
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Gnnnnnnnah!"she screamed. Thinking she was close to orgasm, I pumped that ass even faster, faster than Amish meth-head churns butter.
"Gnnnnnahstoooop,"she screamed, or something like this, because the noise in my head was drowning out the reality around me, for in my head I heard a steam locomotive, chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-Woo-Woo! Barreling down the tracks, and somehow I pumped even faster.
"YES!"I screamed.
She started reaching behind her and flailing on the bed in what I thought was ecstasy,
"Stop!"she screamed, able to finally get out the word I had mistaken for groans of ecstasy moments ago. She screamed this with such volume and guttural, primal force that it had the effect of pulling the emergency brake on a 100,000 pound locomotive running at full speed. The sex act squealed to a halt, and I pulled my cock out of her ass like the rip-cord on a parachute. Did someone order champagne? No, that popping noise was my cock coming out of her ass.
"Arrrrrrgh!"She screamed, as I yanked my cock free. And then it happened.
Immediately after my cock popped out, I was sprayed from belly to thighs with watery, fish-smelling diarrhea.
"What the?.."I said, not able to get the word "****" out of my mouth because of my shock at the brown funk lining my body. As she sprayed me, she seemed to be propelled forward by the force of the jet-propelled diarrhea, and she collapsed onto her stomach.
"Oh. My. ****ing. God." I murmured, completely shell-shocked. Everything was still. I could hear my wind-up alarm clock ticking on my dresser. I stared at my ****-covered body. I surveyed the room to see if there was any collateral damage. The trajectory of the diarrhea spray was similar to buck-shot in a sawed-off shotgun; it was everywhere. Unfortunately, during the sex act she had been facing the feet-side of the bed, which meant that the headboard, my bedside table and lamp had poop on them as well. Even my bedside clock had a few speckles staining its face. The bed sheets: Killed in Action. A total loss.
I looked at my date, lying there motionless. I called her name. No response. I called her name while shaking her a bit. Nothing. Fear shot through me, as I thought, "Oh my god, what if she?s dead?" But this fear quickly dissipated when I heard her snoring. She was passed out from the wine. I on the other hand was no longer blasted drunk, because the blast from her ass rendered me completely sober. This night was definitely going down in the (ahem) annals as the all time worst date of my life. In fact, I had to invent a new special category, "Even the Devil would feel sympathetic", to describe this night.
I cleaned up. I cleaned her up. I cleaned the headboard, the dresser, the lamp and the clock. With some manipulation of her passed out body, I was able to wrangle the sheets from the bed and throw them down the garbage chute. By two in the morning, I found myself lying on my couch, drinking Jack Daniels from the bottle. I don't remember passing out myself, but I can say that unconsciousness didn't come soon enough.
"It was food poisoning",her voicemail message explained to me the next day. After some silence, she added, "The fish." More silence. "Sorry." She left this message the following day, around 2:00 p.m. I had slept until Noon, and, thank God, she was gone when I woke up. How do you face that? She never called me again. I never called her. I definitely learned two valuable lessons that night: 1) Never have anal sex after a sea food dinner. 2) Be careful what you wish for. There's only one other experience in my life that entered into the "Even the Devil would feel sympathetic" category, and frankly I don't know if I'll ever be able to tell that story. Let's just say that the morning after a great one-night-stand, the beautiful woman you banged the night before can certainly use your bathroom. . .but she shouldn't be more comfortable standing up while she pees.~ It's like risk versus reward, baby~
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