Wedding date just texted me "You know were not having sex right?" (no pic)

[Gunz007]

The fact that she brought it up means you have a good chance of scoring. Me personally, I don't play games. When a girl starts playing games I end it immediately. It's an ego thing and I probably need to work on it lol

I like the post about telling her it's cool and saying you will pick her up but never showing up. That right there will show who's wearing the pants, won't get you laid tho =(

[harharhar]

results from OP yet?

[that1otherguy]

"y would I let U have sex with ME?" -has surprising effects

[_Ishy]

Texting back:

"Haha what? You're not my type...its nothing personal. You're a really nice girl and all"

Not as bad as what the others suggested but why did you not follow this guy's advice?

everytime a bish has told me something like that ive ended up smashing (SRS).
text back something like: maybe if you play your cards right
I always respond with something that will make it seem like you are the one who doesnt wanna put out.

Always worked for me brah.

This would also have been an acceptable response.

Act like not a single fuk was given.

Send her:

"Weird, I was about to text you the same thing."

[Archangel_Lost]

Literally the most ****giest reply you could've gone with. brb only checking this thread to see your update about how you're foreveraloned.

[takedown]

A girl once said this to me 3 hrs later, she was riding my cawk like a pro bull rider

[AntiGlobalist]

Wtf so many of you miscers are clueless.

A text like that means she is INTERESTED and testing you to see if you have SELF CONFIDENCE and a BACKBONE.

If her text makes you insecure, then you have failed the test. Insecure guys will naturally think "crap, I don't have a chance now, she told me so!" and text back something beta like "oh haha don't worry I wasn't planning on sex or anything!" Or get angry... like most of posters in the thread.

But a TRULY confident man will brush it off, because in the end a true alpha male does not care what anyone else thinks, he goes after what he wants and often gets it. Even if he fails it doesn't phase him, and he will move on to his next goal. A text like that will not ever phase an alpha male.

Response that will get you laid, "I'm having sex, play your cards right and you might too."

[Human.Shield]

text back: ive had a crush on you for years

[anonymous]

A girl once said this to me 3 hrs later, she was riding my cawk like a pro bull rider

you mean it lasted 8 seconds?

[Nonsequiter]

reply with "then you better come over here right now and fix that"

[_Ishy]

Wtf so many of you miscers are clueless.

A text like that means she is INTERESTED and testing you to see if you have SELF CONFIDENCE and a BACKBONE.

If her text makes you insecure, then you have failed the test. Insecure guys will naturally think "crap, I don't have a chance now, she told me so!" and text back something beta like "oh haha don't worry I wasn't planning on sex or anything!" Or get angry... like most of posters in the thread.

But a TRULY confident man will brush it off, because in the end a true alpha male does not care what anyone else thinks, he goes after what he wants and often gets it. Even if he fails it doesn't phase him, and he will move on to his next goal. A text like that will not ever phase an alpha male.

Response that will get you laid, "I'm having sex, play your cards right and you might too."

That's Gold.

[Orracle]

"Relax, I'm not that easy. You gotta wine and dine me first"

[JaxBrah]

"Oh, then do you know if Cindy (one of her friends) is available that day?"


"Lol, ive had so much sex this week, that i was actually hoping for a break. Thats why i was going with you. Thanks!"

Or

"Seeing how you got me and sex on your mind right now, im coming over." Then just go smash her now and take someone else to the wedding

[Intergrase]

"you won't have any say in the matter anyway so just try not to resist too much and hurt yourself"

[AntiGlobalist]

"Oh, then do you know if Cindy (one of her friends) is available that day?"


"Lol, ive had so much sex this week, that i was actually hoping for a break. Thats why i was going with you. Thanks!"

Or

"Seeing how you got me and sex on your mind right now, im coming over." Then just go smash her now and take someone else to the wedding

Those seem like you're trying a little hard.

When it comes to these situations being very curt and witty and arrogant is the best.

[scarboro]

I don't remember asking you to join me and the bridesmaid...

[alaska21]

So she didn't text me back for like 2 hrs...then she texts:

"We are going to have a pillow fight"

I'm like wtf...ok fine I'll play along.

"It won't be much of a fight since i'll win"

her: "No...I have the power of female distraction"

Me: "Is that a code for boobs?"

Her: "And other things like that..."

Me: "*Yawn*"

lol

[ManOnDaMoon]

Brahs, it has been TWO fkn hours and OP hasnt updated us or anything.. WTF








Alaska:

[JDawgg72]

everytime a bish has told me something like that ive ended up smashing (SRS).
text back something like: maybe if you play your cards right
I always respond with something that will make it seem like you are the one who doesnt wanna put out.

Always worked for me brah.

good advice here. dont take anything a woman says seriously

[_Ishy]

Brahs, it has been TWO fkn hours and OP hasnt updated us or anything.. WTF








Alaska:

lol strong edit

[Skeptical_Hippo]

So she didn't text me back for like 2 hrs...then she texts:

"We are going to have a pillow fight"

I'm like wtf...ok fine I'll play along.

"It won't be much of a fight since i'll win"

her: "No...I have the power of female distraction"

Me: "Is that a code for boobs?"

Her: "And other things like that..."

Me: "*Yawn*"

lol

[StrongPost]

So she didn't text me back for like 2 hrs...then she texts:

"We are going to have a pillow fight"

I'm like wtf...ok fine I'll play along.

"It won't be much of a fight since i'll win"

her: "No...I have the power of female distraction"

Me: "Is that a code for boobs?"

Her: "And other things like that..."

Me: "*Yawn*"

lol

brah ur lucky ur huge u have no game srs

[Razicator]

So she didn't text me back for like 2 hrs...then she texts:

"We are going to have a pillow fight"

I'm like wtf...ok fine I'll play along.

"It won't be much of a fight since i'll win"

her: "No...I have the power of female distraction"

Me: "Is that a code for boobs?"

Her: "And other things like that..."

Me: "*Yawn*"

lol

so you didn't use any of the lines posted in this thread?

maybe IGNORING the text IS the best reaction holy **** mind=blown

[alaska21]

brah ur lucky ur huge u have no game srs

I have 0 game brah. No denying that. Bishes are like "is this real life" when they see a well built good looking dude who can't talk to a wall. If I keep my mouth shut I do good lol

[ManOnDaMoon]

You had 5 pages to work with man. what the hell

[_Ishy]

I have 0 game brah. No denying that. Bishes are like "is this real life" when they see a well built good looking dude who can't talk to a wall. If I keep my mouth shut I do good lol

It's true but least you didn't beg the misc for advice after every text and attempted to game her yourself.

[The Debonaire]

edit: saw you admitted you had no game

at least your honest

[Gunz007]

So she didn't text me back for like 2 hrs...then she texts:

"We are going to have a pillow fight"

I'm like wtf...ok fine I'll play along.

"It won't be much of a fight since i'll win"

her: "No...I have the power of female distraction"

Me: "Is that a code for boobs?"

Her: "And other things like that..."

Me: "*Yawn*"

lol

I like your style OP hahaha

[MajorGainz]

that text alone means guaranteed sex.

[pwoL]

want a great response? (assuming you didn't tell her you're expecting sex)

"who said anything about sex?" then improvise and add your own spin on it... "I'm just trying to have a good time" etc add whatever you feel is good.

It really flips the script, shows you dont care if you get sex or not, etc. It completely changes her position from thinking shes on a pedestal and that shes the chooser to you running the show. She'll now be reacting to you, she'll be mirin your confidence and ability to not give a single fcuk about the outcome.. she probably will fcuk you at the end of the night.