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05-24-2011, 06:47 PM #511CEO DaBootzMayne Prod.
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05-24-2011, 06:47 PM #512No Pain. No Pain!
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Won't get me to post in here.
Wait wut?
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05-24-2011, 06:48 PM #513I lift for T-Swift
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it said i must post, what do i win now?
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05-24-2011, 06:49 PM #514Pissed off Poster
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but at what cost...
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05-24-2011, 06:50 PM #515Registered User
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05-24-2011, 06:51 PM #516Registered User
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05-24-2011, 06:53 PM #517Registered User
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everyone suck 10!
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05-24-2011, 06:54 PM #518Registered User
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05-24-2011, 06:55 PM #519
I stared down at her wretched body. The look on her face was of that of a torn and disgruntled alien. The features of her eyes, angruish, pain, suffering, it all made sense. I did not know how I got here. I realized I had a knife in my hand and I was armed with several other weapons. A used condom was lying beside me. My cousin lay there naked. We were not blood related. I wondered what kind of drug I had been slipped to commit such an unthinkable act on a week day. My mother is worried about me I am sure. I must make sure to hide the evidence of such a fiasco so that I may live to eat pudding another day.
My father, I never knew him. I remember the time my mother talked about him and how he used to beat the rooster in the morning for waking us up. What is a morning? What is time? My mind is polluted with the sound of dead cats meowing sweet nothings into my foxes ear.
Saturday afternoon. I walk to the local burger stand and ask for extra bacon. The dirty bastard stares at me with eyes like a dead man walking. I will remember his eyes. If I remember anything I will remember those eyes. Those eyes that stared upon mine when I asked a perfectly legitimate question. I wanted to **** his daughter. So what if he didn’t want to. It was legal.
I wanted to find Rocco. That dirty **** took my last cigarrete. That smelly bitch needed to get a job. filthy animals trading stocks for a living, what kind of work is his if it is not to be taken pride in.
My mother is worried where I am. I wonder what I did to her, as I stared down on the corpse. I just need another cigarrete. If only that ****er hadn’t taken my last one. My last one. The last one.
An epiphany, a blur. It all made sense. I was slipped the drug from a pissed of Pilipino man whom I had stolen money from as well as his daughter’s chastity. This must be the meaning of it.
I have to get to the bottom of this. I wonder if Margaret called. She must have loved the smell of my after shave.yolo
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05-24-2011, 06:55 PM #520Manlet Mechanic
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05-24-2011, 06:55 PM #521Registered User
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I refuse to lose sleep wondering...
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05-24-2011, 06:56 PM #522Registered User
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I dun goofed
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05-24-2011, 06:56 PM #523Hop Head
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strong join date to meme knowledge ratioOriginally Posted by Mikerub
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05-24-2011, 06:57 PM #524Banned
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A new misc meme...thanks to DIBOriginally Posted by ahhhdam
Watch all the WK's say that to the females..LOL
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05-24-2011, 06:58 PM #525I posted after Ct PumpOriginally Posted by CTpump
yolo
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05-24-2011, 06:59 PM #526Registered User
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i can now sleep with a mild sense of satisfaction after having posted in this thread
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05-24-2011, 06:59 PM #527Go hard, or go home!
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05-24-2011, 07:00 PM #528Banned
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Wasn't going to post, thanks op..
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05-24-2011, 07:00 PM #529SLINKY+ESCALATOR= FUN
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05-24-2011, 07:09 PM #530Registered User
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One evening when it was really late I was walking around in the near by park. Barely anyone came to this park even during the day.
I saw this swan sleeping on the grassy area, no where near the lake. If you have ever seen a swan or a goose their bodies are very attractive (but swans faces are kind of ugly). I was looking at it's neck and wondering about the swans eso****us.
To make a long story short, I cut it's neck, almost cut it's head completely off but not quite. It died as I ****ed it's eso****us. It's wings were flapping a lot which really turned me on because a swan has beautiful wings. I would squeeze on it's wings as they flapped, those wings were truly the best part. As it tried to breath the eso****us would tighten against my dick all while the blood was pumping out all over my dick and balls. The red blood was so good looking against the white feathers so I'm glad I decided to do it with a swan and not a goose (even though geese are more attractive in the face). I was completely naked for this and afterwards I washed off in the lake.
It's pretty much the most violently sexual thing I've ever done. I've NEVER been attracted to any other animal besides birds and that's only because of the shape of their wings. I find wings to be irresistibly arousing. It was so violent and exciting. Afterwards I felt so relived, like I had spent the day at a spa. All my muscles were relaxed and I was very chill.They always told me practice makes perfect. Then they told me nobody's perfect...
So I just stopped practicing
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05-24-2011, 07:09 PM #531Registered User
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05-24-2011, 07:11 PM #532Money makes men act funny
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05-24-2011, 07:16 PM #533
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05-24-2011, 07:18 PM #534Semi-aesthetic Diabetic
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Dat der ****gy time
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05-24-2011, 07:19 PM #535Copypasta Master(see sig)
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OP just as I was about to post my laptop died i then procceded to drag my eyes through five miles of glass to buy a new charger and post in this thread
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05-24-2011, 07:22 PM #536ǝןʇıʇ ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ ɯoʇsnɔ
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05-24-2011, 07:29 PM #537No Homo Ofc
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Came back to this thread 10 times, everytime getting closer to the reply button. I FINALLY DID IT!!!!!!!
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05-24-2011, 07:33 PM #538Registered User
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ffffffuuuu , time to fapppppp!!! wooopy!
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05-24-2011, 07:33 PM #539Registered User
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Lol....
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