Is BodyBuilding.com Really a Underground Homo Gay Hangout? (christwire article)

[entropy1]

Is BodyBuilding.com Really a Underground Homo Gay Hangout Where Gays Share Penile Pleasure Tricks?


http://christwire.org/2011/12/is-bod...easure-tricks/

sorry if this is a repost

What is BodyBuilding.com

In a nutshell, Bodybuilding.com is a poorly programmer forum, using outdated HTML and is a direct blend between Grindr and Myspace; a place boasting with homosexual foreigners and shirtless photos of bare chested men, showing off their “results”. This forum is the worst, thickly speared with more gay infused testosterone than any other Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu website. I would even say that the gay orgy section on Craigslist has less anal tingle torturer content than this oozing pile of fecal spatter.

Masquerading as a place to read articles on nutrition and fitness, this website’s main goal is to feed the desire of America’s sugar plummed anal fairies to mud hump as many fecal flesh doughnut holes as possible. This site allows the taint terrorist to gather as an underground community and feed of each other like feces vampires and trick new members into their sick club by offering great squatting techniques and fat busting diets.

In the forum, users are known as “brahs” or “pumper”. This terminology has been used since Schwarzenegger’s golden days of hooker and cracked coked caned filled nights at the gym, but has been modified to be more of a homosexual based slang.

What Do They Talk About

SAMPLE POST FROM A REAL USER:

My very first avi pic had a small amount of pubes showing with just the very base of my c*** visible if you squinted (wanted to show my adonis belt)

Besides all the whispering talk about phallic worship that is ejaculated across each thread, you will see men constantly talking about their favorite protein . When you see a post using the code word “protein” one might think the users are discussing the amigo acids needed to build strong and healthy muscles, but that is all a way to make you not realize they are talking about consuming copious amounts of sinfully produced male DNA milk. That is why you have products like “Muscle Milk”, that trick the average passerby into thinking it is for people who workout, when it is really 12oz of fully loaded globs of white man salsa.

Photos
When you break down that total amount of content posted on bodybuilding.com, 69% of it is gay romance novel cover style photos of juiced up shirtless pecks and flexed abs. You will even notice that most images the men are wearing tight shorts so they can show off the outlines of their puking flesh weasel, smashed in a way that the bulge looks larger than life. Who knows how many countless hours men self milk their sin snakes to these images of half naked reverse poo pushers. The more images they post, the more “rep points” they gain and also allows people to easily see who the biggest pervert is on each thread.

Shakology
This is the most popular protein shake on the market. Rumor has it that this shake is made up of 90% Cuban boy semen, 5% citrus and 5% ecstasy dust. These are the top 3 things that homosexuals love to pump their bodies full of, when they aren’t the ones being pumped. Shakology is promoted in all workout videos and even has an additive to make non-homo gays addicted to the taste of male white oil. This drink serves as a way to not only bulk up their gay drinkers with frothy DNA drops, but also slowly turn new bodybuilding.com members into gays who crave and linger to fill their stomachs up with 80 grams of Cuban candy.

Insanity and P90X
I have already exposed the gay dangers of home workout programs like P90X, yet that is only one of hundreds of body toning and gay brainwashing videos out on the market and torrent download websites. These two programs are the most famous workout programs in the body building world and you can’t find one thread that doesn’t pay homage to how Tony Horton or the third person speaking Shaun T, have helped them come out of the closet and be full blown musky taint cuddling homo gay power bottoms.

Bodybuilding.com Terms

PCF
Stands for “Penile choking fornication”. Users will post this tag onto their photos letting other “brahs” know it is ok for them to self rape their fleshy Roman spear, while gawking at the pictorial gallery they just uploaded.

After burn
This refers to how many calories one has burnt during gay sex of during a session of them playing with their finger puppet.

Spotter
Forum users with label their profiles as a “spotter”, letting the other users know they are a bottom sex player or it also means they are more of the submissive type sinner. The word spotter refers to their brown spot and that they want penile fecal insertion into their sewer muscle.

I’m Maxing Out!
Means that one has maxed out on their gay sex quota for the week and they are not looking to make anymore “hook ups”.

HIIT
This is a secret code one posts to let others know that they are a “Homosexual Interested in Insertion Tickling”.

BMI
Another secret code letting users know they want “Bondage and Male Insertion”.

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[entropy1]

bumps

[Banana King]

I see duckboi in the comments

[Big Natural]

I just read this and oh god lol did it make my day .

Awesome graphs:

[SpecialPlace]

you have come to the right place, op is *******

[Timmy_522]

Lol, alright who was it that pissed off the bible basher who writes for this lot of extremists.

[Dude069]

lmao this can't be serious.

[anto.tran]

lol?

[Big Natural]

Entire site is utterly hilarious . Really good writing, all the ******** ****s are being butthurt.

[supersaiyan-dre]

trollface.jpg

[Zinjetsu]

this guy talkin hella ****, im'a smack his ass ina cool minute

[SitchNoHomo]

hahahahah wat the f.. he is indeed mad.. but who was phone??

[NephilimRising]

I think that entire site is satire.

[DriftParty]

As I was reading I was thinking he was being serious...until I got to the "terms" there is no ****ing way this guy isn't one of us and completely trolling. I simply don't believe it.

[Big Natural]

Oh god lol!

[DriftParty]

^That guy has got to be trolling, no ****ing way he's being serious.

[ClothesRod]

its satire but. . . disturbingly accurate.

[L.D.N]

this guy talkin hella ****, im'a smack his ass ina cool minute

repped

[EnterAndWin]

[Realistg]

wat

[entropy1]

bumps

[TrollCrew]

http://www.********.com/tyson.bowersiii?sk=wall

[picbrah]

brb copying my thread


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=140239183

[RMI]

In a nutshell, Bodybuilding.com is a poorly programmer forum, using outdated HTML and is a direct blend between Grindr and Myspace; a place boasting with homosexual foreigners and shirtless photos of bare chested men, showing off their “results”. This forum is the worst, thickly speared with more gay infused testosterone than any other Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu website. I would even say that the gay orgy section on Craigslist has less anal tingle torturer content than this oozing pile of fecal spatter. Masquerading as a place to read articles on nutrition and fitness, this website’s main goal is to feed the desire of America’s sugar plummed anal fairies to mud hump as many fecal flesh doughnut holes as possible. This site allows the taint terrorist to gather as an underground community and feed of each other like feces vampires and trick new members into their sick club by offering great squatting techniques and fat busting diets. In the forum, users are known as “brahs” or “pumper”. This terminology has been used since Schwarzenegger’s golden days of hooker and cracked coked caned filled nights at the gym, but has been modified to be more of a homosexual based slang.

aaaand copypasta

[mrcolorblind]

"large forearms from forum masturbation"

i ****ing lost it there lol

[Sergis]

the author probably got modnegged for excessive faaggotry and is now butthurt

[HugeGreenRod]

Lmao they are onto us. Peppering angus as we speak. In before combined sct and christwire said against us. Anyone want some of my protein for amigo acids? Please respond. Stay safe my bbc is waiting...

[dispute]

"large forearms from forum masturbation"

i ****ing lost it there lol

You got that far? I lost is at "fecal jousting eye gaze"

[xSlick1x]

amigo acids lulz


If it's not satirical then that is one VERY gay dude projecting his insecurities. I hope it's a joke cause otherwise who spends that much time looking for gayness everywhere?!