Every time we kiss sparks fly, we definitely have an awesome connection and I like her physically and emotionally.. But it's literally impossible for me to go down on her and when I smell my fingers after I start "warming her up" I almost gag. It's not a fishy smell though, it's just like... Rotten. Dunno how to describe it but it's the worst I've ever encountered. I haven't been going with her long but I'm going to have to bring this up at some point. How the hell should I do it?
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05-14-2011, 05:42 PM #1Banned
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New girl.. She's awesome in every way... But her vagina STINKS!
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05-14-2011, 05:45 PM #2Banned
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Been there done that. Lost my hard on once. My guess is she has an infection down there. Give it a week then say something to her. Just say you're concerned because the way it feels/smells..
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In for answers.Originally Posted by Stealth4000
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05-14-2011, 05:48 PM #4Registered User
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05-14-2011, 05:50 PM #6Banned
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SRS topic is SRS. First girl I've ever encountered that I could see myself falling for (eventually), but this odor is a major turn off. By major turn off I mean like I felt myself catching "feelings" for her, then after we had sex I lost interest. It's THAT bad.
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05-14-2011, 05:51 PM #7Registered User
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Take her too the shower first. Make it a part of foreplay. That way no feelings hurt. Get her to show you how to get things "warmed up"
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05-14-2011, 05:52 PM #8Registered User
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There was this really hot girl I had been talking to, one of my friends had dated her in the past, she got boughten up one day, he told me her pussy felt like, and smelled like a jar of relish. I was disgust.
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05-14-2011, 05:59 PM #9dude
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Joke with her about it. If you're in the car with her be like, 'Do you smell that? Close your legs!' Or get a shower with her and if she doesn't wash it, say something about it.
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05-14-2011, 06:00 PM #10
threw up in my mouth a little.
and honestly, i'd say something to her. as gently as possible, but yea. she needs to know, if she doesnt already, that it bothers you and could possibly create problems int he relationship.
not to mention the health aspect of it. ugh.
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05-14-2011, 06:08 PM #11Licensed Internet Trainer
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I'd seriously ask if she just had a run or came from the gym, should do the trick
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05-14-2011, 06:14 PM #12Registered User
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When I saw title of thread I laughed so phuking hard! hahahaha
srs though. Next time you finger her, pull your fingers out and try to put it in her mouth. Should get your fingers close enough for her to smell herself and if she doesn't even want to taste it maybe she'll get the point. If she is unwilling to put your fingers in her mouth just keep putting them closer to her face and joke about why she doesn't want to taste herself... she should get the message after she smells her vg juice.
Report back to rh misc with updates!
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05-14-2011, 06:19 PM #13Bigger, Stronger, Faster.
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Originally Posted by Kc17
Brb thinking of rotten vag everytime I open a jar of relish.
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05-14-2011, 06:19 PM #14♦ ɴɣϲ ϲrew ♦
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I refer you to my earlier thread...
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...highlight=odor
PS: PoF girls smell....When you think you’re done you’re only 40% into what your body is capable of doing and that’s just the limits that we put on ourselves. - David Goggins
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05-14-2011, 06:33 PM #15Registered User
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If she is a military female don't worry, that smell is normal.
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05-14-2011, 06:38 PM #16UNFORGIVEN SINNER
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Been there and done that too.. was with a girl with a banging body but her coochie smelled like warm garbage... I wanted to wear a Horse FeedBag so I can vomit while I was clapping dem cheeks...
Move onto the next one if she smells... it's not going to get any better.. as Scarface would say "Her Womb is Polluted"If you want to be making moves on the street, have no attachements.. allow nothing to be in your life that you cannot walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat arond the corner."
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05-14-2011, 06:39 PM #17Registered User
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05-14-2011, 06:42 PM #18
Tell her that she needs to take baths. Women need those to get really clean down there.
Being shaved helps too.
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05-14-2011, 07:14 PM #19Registered User
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stuff like this is so depressing
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05-14-2011, 07:19 PM #20Banned
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google bacterial vaginoses OP, women should understand their own body and always make sure it smells like water before sex even though its not fishy on purpose.
strawberry lube does wonders though
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05-14-2011, 07:21 PM #21Bigger, Stronger, Faster.
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Fixed.Originally Posted by JDawgg72
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05-14-2011, 07:26 PM #22Banned
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I'm going to bring it up with her next time we're getting intimate.. And I'm going to tell her I'm worried that she might have an infection down there and needs to get checked out if she hasn't already. That joking route seems like a bad idea to me.
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05-14-2011, 07:49 PM #23Banned
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Bish, wash your kunt out. Done.
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05-14-2011, 08:03 PM #24Registered User
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One of my girls had that, when I was driving her back home I just told her straight out. "When I went down on you today, you had a really strong smell down there... it wasn't the normal fishy girl smell, but like a really funky smell... Idk, but we gotta fix this so we can really get it on."
There was a benefit from the negative feedback I gave her. She researched it, and it smells normal now. Just have a mature convo with her, or just let her know. If she's a cool girl, we won't be bothered by it, and will want to fix it since she really likes you and wants you to be happy.My Journal (Check it out if you need knowledge on how 5x5 looks like! and the results you can get)
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=5720311
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05-14-2011, 08:07 PM #25Registered User
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Lol this is a horribly awful idea. No girl is going to laugh about this, they are highly insecure creatures. DO NOT TRY TO JOKE BOUT IT!Originally Posted by in2killit
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05-14-2011, 08:29 PM #26fapping wilst on knees
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link her to this thread
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05-14-2011, 08:46 PM #27Registered User
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Originally Posted by Stealth4000
Originally Posted by Burtle005
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Never met a girl who had a vagina I was actually thrilled of the smell. My buddy once told me about a girl who had stinky pussy, he just lost his hard on, and could not bother to finish. He tasted puke in his mouth it was so foul. I find, the sluttier the girl, the worse it smells or maybe its just a crazy male theory. I would mention it. Avoid going down on her or wear a mask like sub zero. Not like bat-man.
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05-14-2011, 08:47 PM #28Registered User
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lol too funny. I was thinking the samething haha!Originally Posted by kingof_queens
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05-14-2011, 09:11 PM #29Lovin' Thickums since '88
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lmfao. That's so good.Originally Posted by WinterFresh
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05-14-2011, 09:16 PM #30Registered User
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lol that is gold. haha!Originally Posted by WinterFresh
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