"Men are like linoleum floors, lay them right & you can walk on them for 30 years" hahah
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05-13-2011, 11:45 AM #1100% POLISH
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bish posted this on fb
ChilloutSound.com - Relaxing songs of every genre
Rep back 1k+ all day everyday.
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05-13-2011, 11:46 AM #2...Still here
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dont know but damn thats a harsh joke
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05-13-2011, 11:46 AM #3Imperial Command
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"stfu slut"
Please do not write below this line
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05-13-2011, 11:46 AM #4Registered User
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walk over my d*k b*tch
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05-13-2011, 11:46 AM #5Banned
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"I have something witty to say about your status reply but let me go on bodybuilding.com to get one"
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05-13-2011, 11:46 AM #6Registered User
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**** like this has been done before. But meh in for responses and screens of it on fb
"I hope you have Wifi in your kitchen..."
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05-13-2011, 11:47 AM #7chicano feel
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"Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships"
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05-13-2011, 11:47 AM #8Registered User
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who let you out of the kitchen?
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05-13-2011, 11:47 AM #9
Women should be seen and not heard
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05-13-2011, 11:47 AM #10Registered User
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"Chicks are like IKEA screws...screw them once and they're fucking useless"
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05-13-2011, 11:48 AM #11Back Hater
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Women are like disposable cameras. They... ummm... no that's pretty much it.
How much grass could an ass to grass squater squat if an ass to grass squater could squat grass?
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05-13-2011, 11:48 AM #12I love me some me
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women are like a toaster, no sense whatsoever, dumb as fukk, found in the kitchen, and the only thing they're good at is making me a sandwich
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05-13-2011, 11:48 AM #13Registered User
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iron man was a super hero
iron woman is a command
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05-13-2011, 11:48 AM #14Registered User
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Women are like a hurricane, at first warm, wet and wild but in the end they take your house, your car and leave you with nothing.
or just call her a *******.
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05-13-2011, 11:48 AM #15##Registered User Crew##
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women are like whores, because they are whores.
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05-13-2011, 11:49 AM #16LIBTARD from KS
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Originally Posted by DBallerz
give her this one:
go give your dad a hug, he needs it...How you gonna rip it like that son? I don't play that, cause its action, I go... pat, pat, pat 'cause i'm black son! That's right, i'm the black sheep, the real black sheep. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep.
Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
Doodle-it, doodle-it, doodle-it-doo!
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05-13-2011, 11:49 AM #17ISHAVEDMYBALLSFORTHIS?!
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bitch i know you like the hard wood.Originally Posted by DBallerz
Will rep 1k+ back instantly/within 12 hours.
ON RC.
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05-13-2011, 11:49 AM #18******
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girls are like dogs, thats why we call them bitches, i keep them in cages and fukk them in the booty hole.Originally Posted by DBallerz
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JEEP CREW
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05-13-2011, 11:49 AM #19Banned
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"I would tell you to get back in the kitchen, but it looks like you've already spent a bit too much time in there"
Women are like pigeons. They both run into glass ceilings.
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05-13-2011, 11:50 AM #20Registered User
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"cautious of the flood so I always lay the right pipe...!"
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05-13-2011, 11:50 AM #21Registered User
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"Women are like country western songs; they're annoying, and they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot."Originally Posted by DBallerz
"Women are like computers; they take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one."
try one of these OP.
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05-13-2011, 11:50 AM #22Registered User
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hahah THISOriginally Posted by TheDesertFox
umad.wtf - lol problem?
gamertagr.com - generate random gamertags
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05-13-2011, 11:50 AM #23it windy as hel 2day
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"too bad you can't lay anyone right bitch"
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05-13-2011, 11:50 AM #24Registered User
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I'd go with this.Originally Posted by TheDesertFox
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05-13-2011, 11:51 AM #25Big Poppa Pump
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this that this this thatOriginally Posted by tubeman
I rep back everyone 1k+... just sayin
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05-13-2011, 11:51 AM #26Registered User
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Originally Posted by UberPigeon
Originally Posted by vash1789
Originally Posted by Kevintensity
Originally Posted by ForeverManlet
Wow all of these win.Originally Posted by bezarker
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05-13-2011, 11:51 AM #27A Real Man's Punch!
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Live.Laugh.Love <3
Then tell her to run ass first into a wall of dicks.
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05-13-2011, 11:51 AM #28ISHAVEDMYBALLSFORTHIS?!
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But srs, try this one.Originally Posted by DBallerz
"I once had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy ****s a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl ****s just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
So I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a ****ty lock.
That shut her up."
(sicki)Will rep 1k+ back instantly/within 12 hours.
ON RC.
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05-13-2011, 11:51 AM #29<clever title here>
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ahahaha, best one yet.Originally Posted by bezarker
"vegetarians only eat life forms that can't run, hide, or defend themselves"
I rep back
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05-13-2011, 11:51 AM #30100% POLISH
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ChilloutSound.com - Relaxing songs of every genre
Rep back 1k+ all day everyday.
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