Notsrsifsrs penis, srs I look after you for my whole entire life, fap with you, shower with you and you can't even be hard for at least 5 minutes. what the fukk srs.
Mad as fukk cuzz, she was begging me to have sex, 'please, i know you want to so bad'
I said I promised my mum, and I'd rather make you wait for extra horny
but holy fukk what can i do misc? srs. I'm speechless
anyone elses penis not choose to work? I mean I was semi-hard, then I'd get hard randomly for a bit but fukk.
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05-09-2011, 08:47 AM #1Registered User
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I just missed out on losing my virginity because I couldn't get hard (srs) (no pics)
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05-09-2011, 08:48 AM #2Registered User
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Id be mad too
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05-09-2011, 08:49 AM #3YAOWA
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I went soft too first ever time, i was overthinking it and nervous as fukk.
Just relax and let what happens happen, dont over think and just do it!
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05-09-2011, 08:49 AM #4Registered User
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you were too nervous, more you thought about it less it had a chance of getting up, is my take....gotta find a way to relax or not thinking about it so you can get that natural boner again
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05-09-2011, 08:50 AM #5Registered User
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She even said 'I'll let you get your self hard' once to me.Originally Posted by whitedoor
I was so so horny as well, wtf is this shi8t?
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05-09-2011, 08:50 AM #6Known Browns Fan
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Stop fapping so mcuh
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05-09-2011, 08:50 AM #7Apostle of Aesthetics
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lol happened to me a 2 weeks ago. Couldnt get hard cause of jack3d. Got her to suck me off for a bit. Did the trick then i came inside her. Felt good lol
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05-09-2011, 08:51 AM #8Registered User
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she even sucked me off (srs) I couldn't get hard. I was like a garden hose.Originally Posted by ILIOV
She'd start rubbing my dick and I'd get hard ,but then I just couldnt.
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05-09-2011, 08:52 AM #9Claw Back
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05-09-2011, 08:52 AM #10Registered User
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So either you used to be a man or you have a lot of problems with guys not getting it up for you...Originally Posted by Flying414
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05-09-2011, 08:52 AM #11Hit me baby one more time
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wutOriginally Posted by Awhat
Notsrsifsrs penis, srs I look after you for my whole entire life, fap with you, shower with you and you can't even be hard for at least 5 minutes. what the fukk srs.
Mad as fukk cuzz, she was begging me to have sex, 'please, i know you want to so bad'
I said I promised my mum, and I'd rather make you wait for extra horny
but holy fukk what can i do misc? srs. I'm speechless
anyone elses penis not choose to work? I mean I was semi-hard, then I'd get hard randomly for a bit but fukk.twokayplusbrahs
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05-09-2011, 08:52 AM #12uberschwert
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performance anxiety
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Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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05-09-2011, 08:52 AM #13Registered User
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we werent meant to meet today ,so I fapped probably 10 hours ago. We were meant to meet in 2-3 days so I was going to go no fap until then.Originally Posted by LikeAMachine
fuuu meeting again soon, if I don't fap i should be right yeah?
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05-09-2011, 08:52 AM #14
first time i did same thing. Came half hard lol... idk man try a Viagra or something.
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05-09-2011, 08:53 AM #15Squat or remove thy self
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Originally Posted by Flying414
How would you know? You got a penis?
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05-09-2011, 08:54 AM #16Registered User
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I guess I did keep thinking about it, but fuuu she said 'I want you to fukk me.' She even pulled the condoms out of my wallet and started tearing at it.. holy shi*t.Originally Posted by Adamyo
i think your right also. Not sure what will do, but hopefully my penis can just work with me next timeOriginally Posted by Flying414
Originally Posted by JackReacher3
hopefullyOriginally Posted by sword_
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05-09-2011, 08:55 AM #17Registered User
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Can you get these from chemists or whatever? I might buy one and keep it with me in case I'm not feeling hard before I arriveOriginally Posted by CRUCIATUS
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05-09-2011, 08:56 AM #18Known Browns Fan
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Better to cum too quick than to not get hard I always say. Do not fap.Originally Posted by Awhat
I have a girl setup for this weekend. I fapped Friday, will not fap all week.(っ◕‿◕)っ
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05-09-2011, 08:56 AM #19Registered User
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'that i wouldn't do anything'Originally Posted by B-ryminD09
best excuse I could come up with on the spot, worked as well and she said wow that is so cute, i want you so much more now.
Seemed to work
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05-09-2011, 08:57 AM #20Registered User
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Yeah, I should have not fapped today. I am not going to fap now, even if I have a constant boner all day. thanks brahOriginally Posted by LikeAMachine
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05-09-2011, 08:58 AM #21Registered User
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Same thing happened to me the first time, she tried sucking it, playing with it.. everything. (had also drank a lot tho)
Second time i rose like a bawss
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05-09-2011, 08:59 AM #22Registered Phaggot
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Pics of said cock, NAOOOOOO!
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05-09-2011, 08:59 AM #23Registered User
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Dont fap for ages before you next see her, finger/eat her out (if clean) then slam trying to last as long as possible, then just hope she wants to see you again and you're over your anxiety
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05-09-2011, 09:00 AM #24Registered User
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yeah I'm going to not fap for a while now, seems my penis is being a di*ck (no pun intended)Originally Posted by LikeAMachine
but good luck brah, smash with the fury of 1000 greek gods
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05-09-2011, 09:01 AM #25Survivor of 3 mod negs
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how old r u OP?
i would guess its performance anxiety, that is totally normal; especially if you are nervous.
do not fap to have higher chances of success.
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05-09-2011, 09:01 AM #26Known Browns Fan
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Go to yourbrainonporn.com
it explained a lot to me...I had no idea.
srs(っ◕‿◕)っ
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05-09-2011, 09:03 AM #27Registered User
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yep same with this girl (not drinking though)Originally Posted by Browney08
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pm'd (not srs)Originally Posted by pthree
Yeah not fapping anymore.Originally Posted by RFed
I fingered her loads tonight and she was really moaning loud and said I made her orgasm. I went to eat her out and I didn't like it so I kept teasing her.
She does, the thing is she didnt want to have sex, she wanted to wait her self as she wanted me to be different / keep her promise to her friend. But I got her really horny so she wanted it bad. So it still worked in my favour, said she wanted to meet up tomorrow and smash it out. She couldn't keep her hands off me when I left to go to my car so it seems good for now.
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05-09-2011, 09:04 AM #28Registered User
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17 brah.Originally Posted by Inev
yeah I'm hoping its that. I'm going to not fap at all for a while though and hopefully that does the trick.
thanks mate, I'll check it out.Originally Posted by LikeAMachine
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05-09-2011, 09:04 AM #29Originally Posted by Awhat
your inbox is full.Always desire to learn something useful. -Sophocles
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05-09-2011, 09:04 AM #30Registered User
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wait...why is your MUM in that statement?
am I missing something?
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