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05-08-2011, 04:55 PM #121Banned
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05-08-2011, 04:55 PM #1221+3+3=7
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haha wtf mangOriginally Posted by bertstare201
Take me back to 2004 crew
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05-08-2011, 04:58 PM #123Registered User
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fckin lolOriginally Posted by PrincePersian26
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05-08-2011, 04:59 PM #124Registered User
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Me:happy mothers day to a great mom
Reply:this is your father
Me:yet, coming over now
Reply: what's going on.Texas A&M Engineering
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05-08-2011, 05:00 PM #125Registered User
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05-08-2011, 05:09 PM #126Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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I hope you're all ready for this. fb chat some girl i met once and havnt talked to in 2 years. used a ton of misc memes. got her number. gonna hang out.
girls not great, but pretty decent.
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05-08-2011, 05:13 PM #127Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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bump misc
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05-08-2011, 05:18 PM #128Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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nother bump. cmon this is pretty funny
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05-08-2011, 05:21 PM #129Registered User
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ANDROID SCREEN SHOT, BISHESA veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America," for an amount of "up to and including my life."
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05-08-2011, 05:22 PM #130Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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i feel like ive seen that one before...Originally Posted by ericmiller220
ANDROID SCREEN SHOT, BISHES>Engineering Students Who Know Everything About Math, Science, And Everything Crew<
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05-08-2011, 05:23 PM #131Registered User
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Because I posted it in text form earlier in this thread...Originally Posted by StrongScience62
I just wanted to show off my Android screen capture skills...A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America," for an amount of "up to and including my life."
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05-08-2011, 05:23 PM #132Jimmies Rustled ☑
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Me: Happy mothers day to a great mom!
Her: haha I love you son!
...**** I failInstagram: Aesthetix5ever
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05-08-2011, 05:24 PM #133Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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i see. well gjdmOriginally Posted by ericmiller220
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05-08-2011, 05:25 PM #134Registered User
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Me: "Happy mothers day!
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Allie: No response.
Pretty much this.
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05-08-2011, 05:29 PM #135Advance toward me comrade
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Me: Happy Mothers Day!
Her: I'm not a mother yet weirdo
Me: Yet* Coming over now
Her: Eww you're my brother you freak
Me: Prepare your anus
Her: Telling mom you sicko
Me: Trollface.txtForever and always mirin' - Good night sweet Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian
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05-08-2011, 05:51 PM #136Rustling your jimmies
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You guys will get responses at higher rates if you add the girl's name after the happy mother's day. Otherwise they'll think you're mass-texting it so they don't feel the need to respond.
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05-08-2011, 05:53 PM #137Claw Back
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"Hell is the Impossibility of Reason"
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05-08-2011, 05:54 PM #138Banned
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My friend whos my "mother" on ******** for the lulz
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05-08-2011, 05:55 PM #139Registered User
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Me: Happy Mothers day you hot beeatch
Her: LOL I'm not a mom
Me: You will after im done with u tonite
Her: lmao shut up
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05-08-2011, 06:08 PM #140I'll start lifting later.
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The flaw in this is that dumb biitches actually think you mean to impregnate them. Rofl no wonder the girl was so freaked out.
What to reply to
Her: I know ur not serious cuz y would u want to have babies with me right now
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05-08-2011, 06:10 PM #141Burtstare
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Archie824 to B
Archie824 Happy Mothers Day to a great mom!
B Wait... I'm confused
B's Friend why didn't i get one? ): you're not even a mom!! lmao.
B Her No seriously... I'm not a mom O.o the ****.
Archie824 Not yet..... Coming over now.
B Lol.>> I dont think my boyfriend would like that..
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05-08-2011, 06:17 PM #142Banned
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"why not? he can come too"Originally Posted by Archie824
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05-08-2011, 06:22 PM #143Banned
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Me: Happy mothers day to mother of god
Her: lol. Jesus is this you
Me: I ain't no jesus ..I is your daddy..lemme fck u mommy
Her: I ain't your mommy
Me: *yet. You will be once I cum in your vagina
Her: Okay coming over right now
Me: No bish I haz work tomorrow
Her: y u no have off
Me: Cause you suk hairy balls. lolz
Her: no thanks. I like them shaved and oily
Me: Oily? da fck. u ****
Her: how does that make me ****?
Me: Cause babies have oily balls
Her: lol wut. u definitely have never seen babies balls
Me: da fck is dis shyt..y wud I wanna se babies balls
Her: I dunno lol. u gay or something?
Me: da fck..how does that make me gay.. u on dat crack..crack hoe?
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05-08-2011, 06:29 PM #144Finance Crew CFO
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Me: Happy Mothers Day.
Her: WTF I think you have the wrong number i'm not a mother!
Me: Yet.... your not a mother yet. hold on I'm coming round.
Her: im at work
Me: Ok im coming round.
Her: I get off at 9
Me: And I get off at 9:30
Her: ok c u soon!
Dont think this bish understand double entendre or suggestion.
In b4 I show up for sex and get slapped.
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05-08-2011, 06:43 PM #14599 problems, i ain't one.
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This thread made me lol hard.....
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05-08-2011, 07:04 PM #146Registered User
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05-08-2011, 07:09 PM #147EVERYDAY IM RUSTLIN'
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Allies my wife's name..ill kill you *******.Originally Posted by FabienStyle
Me: "Happy mothers day!"
Allie: No response.
Pretty much this.
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05-08-2011, 07:09 PM #148NINERS!!!!
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HAHAHA - in for update.Originally Posted by \G/
Me: Happy Mothers Day.
Her: WTF I think you have the wrong number i'm not a mother!
Me: Yet.... your not a mother yet. hold on I'm coming round.
Her: im at work
Me: Ok im coming round.
Her: I get off at 9
Me: And I get off at 9:30
Her: ok c u soon!
Dont think this bish understand double entendre or suggestion.
In b4 I show up for sex and get slapped.
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05-08-2011, 07:16 PM #149i<3misc
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bump for lulz
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05-08-2011, 07:53 PM #150Registered user
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bumping
me
happy mothers day!
her
bitch i aint no momma.
me
yet. gimme your adress im coming over
her
heeelllll naaahhh
me:
jakes on you, im an octopus
her:
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