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05-08-2011, 04:18 PM #91Registered User
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05-08-2011, 04:19 PM #92Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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no but seriously, you tryin to hang out soon?Originally Posted by tential
Me: Happy Mothers Day to a great Mom!
Her:Lol why did you send me that?
Me:Its youre special day =] (strong grammer i know)
Her:I'm not a mother yet ahole lol..im waiting to.hhave ur kids remember haha jk
Me: Your wait is over comin over now
Her: Wow I thought id have to put up a fight with u to have babies with me lol
Me: Address?
Her: Lol oh stop ur not serious
Me: is aids serious? wats ur address im comin over
Her: Lol u may think im gullable but im really not
jesus christ she wants the dick but is too afraid of being rejected now what
Originally Posted by CoolYam
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05-08-2011, 04:21 PM #93I'll start lifting later.
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We already are gunna hang out but its with her BF who is already pissed because we already got rid of her once to phuck. I need something that works tonight lolOriginally Posted by StrongScience62
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05-08-2011, 04:21 PM #94Registered User
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this would work better.Originally Posted by Fit1NYC
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05-08-2011, 04:21 PM #95Registered User
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Originally Posted by fah92
lol this could actually be funny, trying now srs
edit: (editing as convo goes on, going to smash when shes back from college anyways)
Me: Happy mothers day
Her: Im not a mother!
Me: Not yet, coming over now
Her: Haha jerk
Me: Stop it, its obvious you love me and you cant control yourself
Her: Haha in yo dreams fool
Me: Ayeeeee we'll see when youre back in (our hometown, shes in college right now but im done)
damn it shes said shes tired and is just small talking, fuuuuuuuuuu. oh well she'll be back home in june but fuark i dont wanna wait :/
ok trying on a new one now, dont care about this bish at all
Me: Happy mothers day
Her:What are you tryna say?
Me: Coming over now
Her: Okay.
Me: Prepare your anus
Her: Thats gross
Me: So whats your address again?
Her: I'm in Michigan
Me: When are you back in ohio?
Her: Idk friday
Me: See you then
Her: Weirdo
Me: tehehehehehehehe
and a 3rd, chick was in my foods class in highschool, havent talked to her in forever. omg lmao im dying at this, its ******** too srs
Me: Happy mothers day
Her: Who is this?
Me: Coming over now
Her: Who is this
Me: The most charming person in this world
Her: Who?
Me: They call me.... charming brah
Her: What?
Me: You are a dumb slut
Her: I dont have your number saved? Who is this
Me: Oh cause i thought you did have my number saved thats why you were asking who this is!!!!!
Her: I got a new phone.
Me: Its fah92 you whore
Her: bye?
Me: dont text me please idk if std's are transferable through phones
Her: prolly
Her: why do you even still have my number dude delete it
Me: It's been saved since highschool i dont bother deleting numbers, dont think highly of yourself you have no reason to.
Her: I mean there is sence (lol @ her spelling) you keep texting me?
Me: I know someone like me texting you might make you believe that, but its not true. dont get your hopes up, k thanks
Her: Someone like you? What are you suppose to be? you fuking creep
Me: lololol why u mad? Pls go you slut
Her: Im a slut? rightt. just delete my number
Me: Lol umad you've banged multiple guys all because of your insecurity issues?
Her: yeah, cause you know my life. Im one of the few girls in (hometown) that arnt sluts. Get over yourself dude. stop texting me. your annoying.
Me: lmao i know you're a whore with huge insecurity issues, trust me i've seen my fair share of your type. So please dont try and lie like that.
Her: haha your funny
Me: I know but thats besides the point, good luck with your whoring goals of 2011!
Her: Thanks! Ill do my best
wow you have no game at all
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05-08-2011, 04:24 PM #96jesus what happened to this guy? source??Originally Posted by Mr_OG
did he break his back?Cherish your life. Live to tell your story
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05-08-2011, 04:25 PM #97Registered User
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hes dead.Originally Posted by MEDITATE
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05-08-2011, 04:25 PM #98Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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so edit that text to say right now or toniteOriginally Posted by tential
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05-08-2011, 04:26 PM #99dont think so, but he's forever fukcedOriginally Posted by MaximumVascular
Cherish your life. Live to tell your story
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05-08-2011, 04:27 PM #100Banned
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Me:Happy Mothers Day!
Her:I don't have any kids dork!!!
Me:*Yet, coming over now...
Her:I bet, I know who you were with last night mister!
Haha fail. I didn't even respond.
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05-08-2011, 04:28 PM #101Banned
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Me: Happy mother's day to a great mom
Her: Me?? Thank you!
what now? (srs)
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05-08-2011, 04:28 PM #102Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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ive had a crush on you for yearsOriginally Posted by sneakyninjapnts
Me: Happy mother's day to a great mom
Her: Me?? Thank you!
what now? (srs)>Engineering Students Who Know Everything About Math, Science, And Everything Crew<
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05-08-2011, 04:29 PM #103Banned
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babynames.comOriginally Posted by tential
Me: Happy Mothers Day to a great Mom!
Her:Lol why did you send me that?
Me:Its youre special day =] (strong grammer i know)
Her:I'm not a mother yet ahole lol..im waiting to.hhave ur kids remember haha jk
Me: Your wait is over comin over now
Her: Wow I thought id have to put up a fight with u to have babies with me lol
Me: Address?
Her: Lol oh stop ur not serious
Now waaat. You've gotten me this far
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05-08-2011, 04:30 PM #104
Me: Happy mother's day!!!
Her: Haha thanks toooo!
WTF, I don't even
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05-08-2011, 04:30 PM #105Banned
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have used before... anything else?Originally Posted by StrongScience62
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05-08-2011, 04:31 PM #106who where u with last night?Originally Posted by zackmorris
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05-08-2011, 04:31 PM #107The Chains of Belial
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Sent..she probably thought it was a mistake. What do
aka no response yet
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05-08-2011, 04:33 PM #108Registered User
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you should probably read the lines before each text brah, first girl i already gamed up and am smashing during summer, 2nd girl has sent me pics before and i can smash with a little more effort, and well the 3rd chick ok you got me lol (srs)Originally Posted by southernstunna1
and just edited it to make it more clear
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05-08-2011, 04:34 PM #109Working To Fat Jacked
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Me:Happy Mothers day
Her: you owe me child support
Me: No hablo Engligh
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05-08-2011, 04:34 PM #110Registered User
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me: happy mothers day
her:haha im not a mom. but thankss.
me:yet. im coming over now.
her: oh wow! well then.lmao
need help misc
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05-08-2011, 04:35 PM #111Registered User
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good. coming over nowOriginally Posted by twangle
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05-08-2011, 04:37 PM #112Banned
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I keep telling all these girls happy mothers day and they just say thanks..what the fuk
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05-08-2011, 04:38 PM #113Registered User
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source?Originally Posted by Mr_OG
1k+
Old avi and stats are old.
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05-08-2011, 04:38 PM #114Banned
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sameOriginally Posted by PrincePersian26
im replying with "you're a mom, right?" so hopefully theyll reply with "no... what?" and then you can use the line
note: took reply from someone up there ^
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05-08-2011, 04:38 PM #115Cunning Linguist
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Me: happy mothers day!
Her: thanks son! Love you
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05-08-2011, 04:39 PM #116Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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tell them you're welcome, you're a great momOriginally Posted by PrincePersian26
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05-08-2011, 04:39 PM #117Banned
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A girl from her town lol.Originally Posted by MEDITATE
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05-08-2011, 04:42 PM #118Founder of ESWKEAMSEC
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i have a girl on fb chat eatin this shyt up lol. il post a pic when the convo is over. lolololol. dropped so many misc memes
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05-08-2011, 04:43 PM #119freakin shredded bro
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Why do these never, ever work for me?
me: Happy mothers day to a great mom!
her: ??? haha I try
me: not yet, coming over now
her: what?
me: Happy mothers day to a great mom!
her: You're so silly!
me: not yet, coming over now
her: What are you talking about?
me: Happy mothers day to a great mom!
her: no response
forevermarried.jpg
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05-08-2011, 04:47 PM #120Banned
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Me: Happy mothers day hoe
Her: wut did u call me
Me: Hoe
Her: You da hoe
Me: Me da hoe? or you meant you da hoe?
Her: lol wut
Me: let me put my penor in your poop hole
Her: Ew, no way..it's only for exit
Me: lemme enter my penor in your mout and exit it out of your poop hole?
Her: may be
Me: may be not
Her: may be fck off
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