I know there will be some haters in this thread, but hopefully there are also some people in here who just want some humor and would like to see their rights as a U.S. citizen being practiced.
What I plan on doing is buying a brand new bong (no resin in it, clean and perfectly legal) and parking in a public place. While there I will start smoking tobacco out of it. It will only take a matter of time before someone calls the cops on me. When they approach me, I will be nothing but courteous. They will most likely ask me about the bong which will be in visible sight, and all I will say is "I am not smoking any marijuana officer". After that I will practice my right to remain silent. I will refuse their permission to search my car. From there on I do not know what will happen, they will probably bring a dog in, but since I won't have anything in my car, the dog won't smell anything (but supposedly a lot of times the cops will pretend the dog sniffed something when they really didn't). I will obviously have a video camera recording the whole time *my right to film in public place* and will post it for you all on the misc.
Now before some *******s start with the negs:
I do not hate cops. I simply want to test and practice my rights. I will not be doing anything illegal
I live in a small town where there is not a lot of real crime
This is merely a test for myself and others. A lot of times (not always) police abuse their rights, and the citizens let them not even realizing so.
If any body sees any flaws in this logic, please let me know. I am almost certain nothing I am doing will be illegal, but I want to make sure.
Cliffs:
Buying a brand new bong
Going to a public place where tobacco is aloud and smoking tobacco out of it
Practice my rights when police come
Video tape the whole thing
See what happens...
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04-28-2011, 05:11 PM #1
Misc, Help Me Troll the Police (srs) (gtfih)
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04-28-2011, 05:11 PM #2
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04-28-2011, 05:11 PM #3
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04-28-2011, 05:11 PM #4
no.
OP IS A PHUCKING IDIOT.
A bong is paraphernalia. Possession of paraphernalia is a criminal offense that occurs when a person possesses equipment, products, or materials that may be used when taking, making, or concealing unlawful controlled substances like marijuana, *******, heroin, or methamphetamines. When a person has drug paraphernalia on his/her body, he/she can be arrested for and later charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, which is usually considered a misdemeanor drug offense.
Conviction for this crime does not require that the paraphernalia was actually used by the accused in drug activity.
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04-28-2011, 05:12 PM #5
Do you value your life op?
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04-28-2011, 05:12 PM #6
itt: cocky dumbass thinks hes cool, nobody cares
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04-28-2011, 05:12 PM #7
do it *******.
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04-28-2011, 05:12 PM #8
Should be interesting.
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04-28-2011, 05:12 PM #9
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lol guarantee this will backfire badly
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04-28-2011, 05:12 PM #10
they'll react the same way they'd react with someone drinking apple juice out of a beer bottle. You're just giving them a green light to break your bong dildo
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04-28-2011, 05:13 PM #11
Film everything for my reps (30 ... not 30k) srs
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04-28-2011, 05:14 PM #12
jakes on u opI want to walk across the Rainbow Bridge
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04-28-2011, 05:14 PM #13
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04-28-2011, 05:15 PM #14
A bong is paraphernalia. Possession of paraphernalia is a criminal offense that occurs when a person possesses equipment, products, or materials that may be used when taking, making, or concealing unlawful controlled substances like marijuana, *******, heroin, or methamphetamines. When a person has drug paraphernalia on his/her body, he/she can be arrested for and later charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, which is usually considered a misdemeanor drug offense.
Conviction for this crime does not require that the paraphernalia was actually used by the accused in drug activity.
lol.
YEAH. do it op. please.
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04-28-2011, 05:16 PM #15
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04-28-2011, 05:19 PM #16
No, a bong is not paraphernalia, that is why it can be sold in stores. It is only paraphernalia once you smoke an illegal substance out of it. It is sold as a tobacco pipe, that is why it is legal.
It is nothing like drinking apple juice from a beer bottle. You have to be 21 to be in possession of alcohol, even with the empty bottle I would be breaking an Open Container law. I have to be 18 to purchase a tobacco pipe, therefore I will not be breaking the law. If they break my bong, it is in their wrong and they will be responsible
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04-28-2011, 05:20 PM #17
do it in the local police station parking lot, sit on the closest curb to the front door
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04-28-2011, 05:21 PM #18
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you're probably going to end up on worldstarhiphop for this stunt
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04-28-2011, 05:21 PM #19
how the phuck do they sell bongs if it's illegal to possess them you stupid *******?
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04-28-2011, 05:21 PM #20
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04-28-2011, 05:22 PM #21
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04-28-2011, 05:23 PM #22#Winning.
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04-28-2011, 05:23 PM #23
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04-28-2011, 05:26 PM #24
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04-28-2011, 05:26 PM #25
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04-28-2011, 05:26 PM #26
It is best to avoid cops at all possible. This is going to end badly for you OP and you've got nobody to blame but yourself.
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04-28-2011, 05:26 PM #27
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04-28-2011, 05:28 PM #28
lol good idae op.. repped
but do it in police station parking lot for the LuLz
but be careful.. youll get dizy as fawk taking bong rips of tobacco. i passed out one time from it lol
just take small rips
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04-28-2011, 05:28 PM #29
The bong would be paraphernalia... So that would give them probable cause that something illegal could of possibly been going on in your vehicle which means your denying of permission to search wont mean **** and they can legally do it anyways...Also in alot of states depending where you are its illegal to even smoke tobacco in a public area such as restraunt or sidewalk...but GJ OP you are a *******.
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04-28-2011, 05:31 PM #30
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the pipe and bongs aren't illegal you idiots ... if they were illegal why do you think stores sell them? OP, as the defendant will claim the same thing as those stores and that is "this bong is used to smoke tobacco"
paraphernalia alone is enough to prosecute somebody but every prosecutor will drop the charges unless there is much more than just the paraphernalia itself. EG: instead of a pipe, they'll want a pipe with residue + smell coming from the car that resembles mj + which then allowed an officer to have reasonable suspicion to search the car and uncover the baggie of weed under the seat.
Then he'll be charged with possession of a controlled substance + possession of paraphernalia. You don't just get charged with paraphernalia if you have baggies, or a scale, or balloons, or syringes. There needs to be more.
Either way OP, dumb decision. You will be searched since the officer has reasonable suspicion (spotting your bong) and you will be harassed. Your identity and car will be checked and refusal to do so is a crime because during that time, you are actually under detention (not arrest, but detention).
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