Pathetic FB fitness status (pics)

[Kriisis]

BRB trying this myself. Especially the ab training part.




Pics as required:



Lol at the guy hitting WAY above his weight (her bf, srs)




To find these:
- Go to the ******** search at the top of page
- Type in something along the lines of "tummy toning" "hard workout"
- Click the option "Posts by everyone" on left
- Find lulzy ones and share

[lakerzfan07]

that poor asian chick can eat all she wants but it'll go to her gut way b4 it goes to her butt

[sjd07]

lmao, strong logic.

[Kriisis]

that poor asian chick can eat all she wants but it'll go to her gut way b4 it goes to her butt

Imagine the possibilities if not!

[sloop]

I have no idea what making a status means, and I couldn't possibly care less.

Whatever it is, sounds insanely ****gy.

No ******** crew checkin in.

[JP_1987]

lulz, wow

[fuknoathbrah]

Ok, Just getting some feedback, hopefully. I've been exercising on my Daughter's Wii. Do you think it's a good exercise and work-out? Will it help me to get toned up some? I'm just looking for something that will work to help. Due to diets, ect. Tell me what you think, you Wii owners!

[FatBoyReaction]

Lulz strong poets in this thread

[ThePACE]

How do people believe/think that spot reduction works?

By that logic, a super fat person could do ab work all day, remain fat but have visible abs.. while still having jelly triceps and pockets on their sides.

Lol

[wftsloth]

could not find any toning ones


Habib Boulissia
my dream is to get up beside Ronnie Coleman one day but i think for this year im gonna concentrate on getting ripped like zyzz
03 May at 11:06 � �

[Clayton020]

haha, I did the search thing, first one i see is:

[Twon91]

would still plow.

LOL @ her beta-Friend

[eyerate]

I have no idea what making a status means, and I couldn't possibly care less.

Whatever it is, sounds insanely ****gy.

No ******** crew checkin in.

*Look at me, look at how cool I am because I reject popular culture and pretend to be ignorant of it because it means I'm so much more sophisticated than everybody else*.

Herp-dee-derp.

[Kriisis]

Been cleanin bedroom had the ab toning belt on for an hr guna take me a break wooh!

[08Giants420]

Just speechless that is all

[Kriisis]

I JUST DID A BAZILLION BICEP CURL REPS!! LOL

[paralyticileus]

in for later. maybe

[sloop]

*Look at me, look at how cool I am because I reject popular culture and pretend to be ignorant of it because it means I'm so much more sophisticated than everybody else*.

Herp-dee-derp.

brb making a status with ****gy quotes every 8 seconds
brb "writing on friends wall" (or whatever)
brb uploading every asinine thought and every picture I've taken to a stupid site thinking people actually care
brb more virtual friends than real life friends

[sproles134]

How do people believe/think that spot reduction works?

By that logic, a super fat person could do ab work all day, remain fat but have visible abs.. while still having jelly triceps and pockets on their sides.

Lol

Most people are lazy, fat pieces of ****. Anything, I mean anything that sounds like little work and good results, even if it is a total lie, they will believe it and try it. They think they can get a great body without working hard or dripping a sweat...until these fat mother ****ers find out the hard truth.

[rsemans]

Okay first day of ripped in 30 workout dvd since it's the easiest way for me to exercise at home with a 7 month old... upper body strength is good but what happened to my lower body strength???

[Kriisis]

Okay first day of ripped in 30 workout dvd since it's the easiest way for me to exercise at home with a 7 month old... upper body strength is good but what happened to my lower body strength???

Lold!

[theduckwa]

strong bro-science

[fuknoathbrah]

brb making a status with ****gy quotes every 8 seconds
brb "writing on friends wall" (or whatever)
brb uploading every asinine thought and every picture I've taken to a stupid site thinking people actually care
brb more virtual friends than real life friends

brb being updated on current events and in easy contact with all other friends
brb gaming bishes over ******** is extremely easy
brb getting 50 likes on my shirtless pic

I used to think the same as you brah, jsut got ******** because everyone else did and never logged in. then when i got what its all about i am on it whenever im on the computer. where i live, people who dont have ******** are an extreme rarity.

[detrimental]

could not find any toning ones


Habib Boulissia
my dream is to get up beside Ronnie Coleman one day but i think for this year im gonna concentrate on getting ripped like zyzz
03 May at 11:06 � �

Jesus fukking lol

[eyerate]

brb making a status with ****gy quotes every 8 seconds
brb "writing on friends wall" (or whatever)
brb uploading every asinine thought and every picture I've taken to a stupid site thinking people actually care
brb more virtual friends than real life friends

Oh so now you do know what a status is? I thought you had no idea? I thought you were way too super-cool to know anything about ********?

Just another pathetic wannabe-pseudo-intellectual thinking that by *pretending* to be ignorant of popular culture, it instantly puts you on a higher plane of existence than the primitive sheep around you.

News flash, that makes you the loser here, buddy.

p.s. Thanks for the neg, too. Stings.

[rsemans]

their will be a better zyzz in town before u know it so be prepared..

come at me broo !!!

[Kriisis]

JUST GOT DONE DOING SIT UPS MAN THAT HURTED,GETTING RID OF THIS STOMACH FAT WOOH!GOTS TO PUT THAT BELLY BUTTON RING BACK IN GETTING A TATOO ON MY LOWER BACK



IQ dropped when I read that one. Her name is Passionp (With the P), nice.

[mitsukibody]

=D continue misc

[Theocritus]

Just finished my work-out at gym, i must say my instructor is a slave driver#tOning my aSs 4 summer

derp

[Turbanas]

Just had a major workout at the gym, Laurie u worked me too hard I can hardly move!!!