She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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04-24-2011, 08:21 PM #1Registered User
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Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her
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04-24-2011, 08:22 PM #2I eat dumbbells
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how nice
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04-24-2011, 08:22 PM #3Registered User
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lolwut?
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04-24-2011, 08:23 PM #4Banned
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Would have forced her to eat it.
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04-24-2011, 08:24 PM #5Don't take the red pill
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for the sake of humanity please let this be false.
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04-24-2011, 08:24 PM #6Zen Master
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Nothing is good or bad. Everything just is.
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04-24-2011, 08:25 PM #7Registered User
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Where are the pics?
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04-24-2011, 08:25 PM #8
lol'd
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04-24-2011, 08:25 PM #9Registered User
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lolol
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04-24-2011, 08:25 PM #10Registered User
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girls don't poop it was a trap bro
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04-24-2011, 08:26 PM #11Registered User
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Jesus christ I lold
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04-24-2011, 08:26 PM #12Legacy Miscer
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girls don't poop
op you did the right thingbenis in ur angus
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04-24-2011, 08:26 PM #13lol Que?
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Cool story (srs) You should extend it and eventually make short film
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04-24-2011, 08:27 PM #14Verified CEO
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Pics of said log
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04-24-2011, 08:28 PM #15Banned
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5 star'd and read twice
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04-24-2011, 08:28 PM #16Registered User
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Quality Getter_done thread
Triathlon brah!
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04-24-2011, 08:28 PM #17www.SuppRatings.com
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aw man, OP has been banging a guy
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04-24-2011, 08:28 PM #18Registered User
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04-24-2011, 08:28 PM #19Jimmies Rustled ☑
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laughd so hard reading this ooolawddD!@!
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04-24-2011, 08:29 PM #20Registered User
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i honestly havnt laughed this hard in a while
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04-24-2011, 08:29 PM #21Registered User
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04-24-2011, 08:30 PM #22Registered User
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honestly she deserved it though if she had the audacity to do it in your presence. poopers gon' poop.
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04-24-2011, 08:30 PM #23Registered User
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disgusting, good job bro
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04-24-2011, 08:30 PM #24Registered User
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I'd dump her too... She must have been ugly because pretty girls poop just once a year.
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04-24-2011, 08:31 PM #25Crassiest Modulator Alive
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Rub face in it, teach lesson. BAD!
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04-24-2011, 08:31 PM #26ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ
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strong username..
getter-done brahLast edited by TopMiscer; 04-24-2011 at 08:40 PM.
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04-24-2011, 08:32 PM #27Chillin' In Ma Igloo
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04-24-2011, 08:32 PM #28Registered User
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cool story bro... (srs)
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04-24-2011, 08:32 PM #29None of this matters.
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I read about your gyno too, Im sorry
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