The TRUTH about creatine.

[Muscledominatrx]

did someone say CREATINE?

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

[TheGoodBro]

alright, i'll bite BK, what would you like to discuss? thus far you've claimed:

1.mono>all
2. all other creatines besides mono/pyruvate are "illegal"


in a nutshell. correct? Besides the illegal part, considering cost/results mono is "best". Although that I believe HCL might saturate a bit quicker but that doesn't really matter.

Sooooooooo..... what other novel information do you have to bring to bb.com?

Why don't you just take a look at the topic at hand and read all the arguments from me, neuron and NO HYPE? From your post I can pretty much tell you haven't read the topic at all.If you have any more questions, feel free to ask.

[Outside backer]

wait someone said BK got fired from gaspari?

[GBROS]

wait someone said BK got fired from gaspari?

Rumours surfacing. I feel its true. Makes even more sense now that someone is acting more and more like him on this forum.

[Hyruliangoat]

Loud noises

[GBROS]

Loud noises

Sorry this aint no porno forum

[Hyruliangoat]

Sorry this aint no porno forum

Lol that was an anchorman refference..

[GBROS]

Lol that was an anchorman refference..

Oh.

[Hyruliangoat]

Oh.

Look it up on youtuve lol

[neuron]

TheGoodBro is not BK.

[Adjusting]

TheGoodBro is not BK.

Who is it then?

[GBROS]

Look it up on youtuve lol

Wonder what i'll find

[neuron]

are we seriously arguing over creatine? lol. Being knowledgeable has its advantages, but eventually it reaches a mute point and turns to "ego arguing."

With so many new forms of creatine popping up in this industry, it's good to have an open discussion. In some ways, it's like splitting hairs, but it's still worthwhile, nonetheless.

In my opinion, we are having a somewhat [intellectual] discussion reguarding creatine [which trumps any brologic discussion]. Nobody here is claiming monohydrate is a poor choice. We all know monohydrate works, plain & simply.

^What he said.

[GBROS]

Who is it then?

^^^^^
This im nosy

[neuron]

Who is it then?

^^^^^
This im nosy

I'm no rat.


>=D

[Adjusting]

I'm no rat.


>=D

Boooo

[GBROS]

I'm no rat.


>=D

Fother mucker! Why i oughta cap yo ass til daylight of wind breaks thru Gaspari's HQ

Oh wait did I just type some verbal diarrhoea?